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Merry Christmas (Super Short)
🕑 Added 2021-12-25 23:03:56 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking bad and stupid, I'll probably delete in the morning. But I'm drunk, it was written during Christmas festivities, and I wrote it in 15 minutes...don't judge me! LMAO Merry Christmas you beautiful people. ❤
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You are awakened by a pressure against your ass. Something hard and long and thick nestled like a wiener in a hot dog bun.
“Wake up baby.” Your girlfriend whispers in your ear. “My Christmas wish came true.”
“Mmm?” You mumble awake. “What…?”
“I think it’s even bigger than yours.” She wraps her arm around your chest and pulls in tight. “Mmm, I’m so hard. It feels so funny. God I’m horny.” Sliding her hand down your body she grabs your cock in a tight grip. “Mmm, yep. Mine’s bigger. Santa was very generous.”
“Santa?” Your foggy mind sharpens and you recall that funny drunk mall Santa the pair of you had run into earlier this night, Christmas Eve night. Your girl had sat on the old weirdo’s lap and wished for a penis to peg you with. The old drunk bastard laughed so hard he fell off of the bench he was sitting on when you came up on him and told her that in all his years working as Santa that was the first he’d heard a wish like that. “What is that a strap or something?”
“Mmmmm!” She kisses your back, her stroking hand already had you sporting full wood. Up and down between your ass cheeks slides the warm fleshy girthy rock hard rod.
This had to be a dream. When in dreamland you go with the flow. You tilt your hips to thrust your ass toward her.
“Merry fucking Christmas.” She RAMS her massive fucking cock balls deep into your asshole!
“HNNNNNNGHHHHH!!!” You groan in blissful distress. This was no dream!
“Oh shit! Baby you feel so good!” Keeping your dick firm in her hand she rolls on top of you as you as you shift to go face down on the bed. Once on top of you…she fucks you like the little cock slut that you are. “Yeah! Yeah!” She grunts between ass clapping thrusts. “Take you slut. Take that huge fucking girl cock you fucking whore.”
“NNNNNNNGHHH!!!”
“Awww, cumming already?” She laughs as your dick spurts all over the bedding, your stomach, and her hand. “Too bad, cause I’m just getting started.”
“Ohhhhhhh!!!”
She stuffs you like tomorrow’s turkey, slamming her candy cane down into your stretched and strained asshole with the power of Donder and Blitzen. You moan, you groan, you wail, and you cry to baby Jesus in the manger as you lovin girl turns you out and makes you her bitch. After what feels like 12 days of Christmas your baby empties her jingle balls and dumps her pudding to fill you with hot creamy holiday cheer.
“Hoh, Hoh, Hohhhhh!”
As her futa jizz paints your insides white you cry out in delight. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good niiiiiight!”
Comments
RoanFerrot
Merry christmas!
Grimbous
Get a few drinks in me and Chloe takes over. 🤦♂️
Bellaco01
No judge here. I want to read more drunk shorts. Lol
Rad
Ha, now that's a merry christmas.
