Episode 4 - Sucking Off Robots

nickyyy777

I did the carrots and cookies OOPS

Luc

I know this is really late, I just wanted to share my christmas/santa claus story cause its pretty bad. basically growing up my fam was dirt poor but also, my parents grew up in communism, so they were never religious, didnt celebrate holidays, raised me as an atheist. we didnt even have a tv until i was 12. all this culminated in the fact i had no idea what christmas was and when i started going to school and my friends talked about their gifts i just made stuff up for 2 or 3 yrs until i mentioned it to my mom who was like “oh.” so my parents started buying me shit so that id fit in with my christian/catholic school friends lmfao

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shout out to everyone else making 6 figures in LA and still being broke

Katherine Peg

Keebler and Carrots all day, baby!

Katie Johnson

I left out cookies and eggnog for Santa that we made and decorated personally and then we made special reindeer mix that my dad would go put on the roof it was like granola and carrots and choclate chips with confettii. Sometimes my dad would go on the roof and make reindeer hoof noises too lmao

brandon

I️ can’t believe I’m actually paying to listen to a podcast but it’s worth I️t as fuck I️ can’t get enough of you fuckin chodes. TMG all day babbyyyy

James Darby

cookies and carrots hahahahah my childhood

Alexa

ok but where's the pineapple

Tyler Payne

We left cookies, and if we forgot to buy cookie dough, we'd leave out candy lol

Gentry Anderson

I sprinkled glitter and oatmeal out on the snow for the reindeer. White as shit.

Paolo torales

maybe people wanna suck robot dick..... (no homo)(or maybe yes homo it's 2017)

nut buddy ~★

hell yea i did the cookies and milk thing my mom made them and i'd lay them out for "Santa" just so my dad could eat them at like 1 am

_Tess_

Cody are you dutch?

_Tess_

I truly believe we're all sucking off robots in some form of the matter.

_Tess_

Bitch, leave.

pls

for your lil riblets cody has to pronounce his last name

Christina DiMauro

to be honest i watched the audio levels on the computer screen behind you the entire podcast and didn't hear a thing you said- so now i have to take another hour and watch it again

The Log

The snapchat is down bit killed me dog

tardagain

You need to have a "well, yes AND no" button on your soundboard

Johnny

we need some gay 4 me progress pictures. Strictly no homo...Maybe...I'll wait to see the pics to decide

Johnny

So right about Hollywood. Was in LA this weekend walking on the stars and within 10 min almost got in a fist fight with this dude hitting on my girlfriend and her sister. Hilarious

TMG

thats... rly flattering but also a little sad

Greg DeVeau

I for sure left cookies and carrots out. Then again I'm white as fuck. I was pretty disappointed when I found a bunch of labels for presents saying "To: Greg From:Santa" in the middle of June.

TMG

next episode

Sofia R

this podcast is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore

LaVonne Happel

When r u guys going to make fun of my name

Alex Dowd

wish i had even one of those cords so i could hang myself with it

Jessica Beddis

cody ur a dumbass ur reading the bio wrong its saying like "my body? its sinful" shes just bad at grammer

Victoria Barra

Hell yeah I left out cookies and milk as a kid, but to be even weirder my mom used to eat some and make little crumb tracks to make me think Santa really went in on that shit...Yes my family is very, very white.

Thaddeus Lawson

@porcheadams it's the 3rd pic

Thaddeus Lawson

Of course I left out the cookies and carrots

Nio Jacobs

Literally everybody left cookies milk and carrots Noel.

sawyer

i left out cookies and milk and carrots and water and i'm not even white???

Michael

sick

Tara Azodi

i can't find the #prayfortexas girl on instagram someone help me

Violet

It doesn't work on mobile for some reason

Delanie Dougherty

literally left out cookies with milk AND left carrots for the reindeer but i am also extremely white so guess it makes sense lmao

Nio Jacobs

Super Xan was like 20x better than any Lil' Pump song ever.

Kat Kelliher

I cant remember ever believing santa was real. Christmas is a lot more chill in New Zealand than other countries i've come to realise as i've gotten a lot older. Parents probs too lazy to keep up the lie tbh

David Beers

also all 'her' photos are from @suelynmedeiros on instagram

David Beers

so after a bit of investigating this porche chick's album is literally just another singers music (anja nissen) that she rebranded as hers

Rachel Richardson

Of course I left out carrots for the reindeer!!! They need food for their long journey

Rebecca McConnell

I bought special “reindeer food” and left cookies and milk (bought that just for Santa too bc no one in my family drinks milk). Noel just had a shitty childhood and is using making fun of Cody as a coping mechanism.

Uriel Ramirez

How tf do I️ watch the video???

Jacqueline Martin

Left reindeer food and cookies 102%

Did the carrots and the cookies AND left some milk too

Dylan Lane

100% put out carrots and cookies

Sarah Powanda

Totally did the cookies for Santa AND the carrots for the reindeer! I am also incredibly white so I'm right there with you Cody

TMG

ya they get hungry too

TMG

nice

Sarah Llewellyn

Seeing yall's lower half makes me uncomfortable...

Sofia Cupal

album art? more like album fart.

Tommy

we all left out cookies noel

Tori Clay

also 69th like

Tori Clay

oh I absolutely put carrots out for the reindeer too... but I'm also very white

Mandie Meier

Noel is the only fuck in the world who didn't do the cookie shit

Alissa Wasylkiw

i did the cookie shit

Amira

also fuck comp sci i just failed my python unit, this podcast is the only reason im alive rn thx

Amira

you guys better be making a mumble rap track

Jark

yes of mfin course i left out cookies for santa anyone who didn't is certifiably w a c k

Lamarana Diallo

nah that is some white people shit. Santa did not exist in my house. in the words of my father ''i wish my white man would break in my house''

shannon

my family is white as shit and we would leave out the cookies and carrots. i found out santa wasn't real because my dad left out HIS favorite brand of beer for santa lmao

Lili Scheel

$900. He would do it for $900.

Kristina Rahn

Leaving cookies and carrots out on Christmas Eve isn’t a white thing it’s a Canadian thing lmao

Dicky Hernandez

dude what the FUCK you always needed enough carrots for each of those mothafuckin reindeers, PLUS milk and cookies.

Justin Kelly

Get one of these leaf blower guys on the pod

There was no other option you had to leave the carrots and cookies.

Moussdog

Fuck the patreon app, it’s working on the mobile website, anyway my ass thanks you

Moussdog

Hey, im on mobile and I can’t watch the video, it says «  page not found » fuck

Blake Ford

We always left milk and cookies for santa and carrots and oatmeal and shit for the reindeer smh Noel

Dicky Hernandez

Thank you for giving me a reasonable excuse not to go to my lectures

Jaclyn Saucedo

100% left out cookies for Santa and Oats for the reindeer, and yes I’m part white💁🏼‍♀️

Johnny Zurita

"Stick to Hurricane Harbor" - Expert Surfer Noel Miller

Emily Lange

santa would write notes to my brother and i and i was such a piece of shit kid that i recognized that the notes may or may not be written in my mom's handwriting. she had to write differently when writing the santa notes because i would go as far as comparing her handwriting and santa's omg

M

Elon Musk is gonna make AIs for the soul purpose of fucking our wives

Emerson Doiron

Ummm yes Noel I did leave out cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer.... my dad would eat the cookies AND he would take bites of the carrots as well as make foot prints. Santa also left us a note!!! I am SHOCKED AND OFFENDED!!!

Internet Tourist Guide

Anyway Noel's arm in flex pose is waaaaay bigger than last episode

Vicky Wed

dudes. if you want posters/album art maybe give the creatives here some specific prompts and make a "contest".

Jillian Strommen

l think noel fell in love w/ himself in this ep.

Connor Van Eeken

I am the whitest person I know and I left out carrots for the reindeer

Natalia Hrab

someone please make a complication of all the whitest things Cody has said

Tim Schogren

For sure left out cookies and carrots for the reindeer... but I'm as white as Cody. haha

_Tess_

"Pencil skirt" Cody? I'm impressed!

I missed my 8 am because of this shit

victoria

don't get why the last part about the trunk thing was directed at men, I would rather break my arms and have them be ripped out than go twice.

Eetu Kaipiainen

left absolutely nothing for santa and i agree that is like top 5 white thing.

Papercuts

Also, I've been begging you guys to let me do your album cover, just let me know what kind of style you're looking for.

Internet Tourist Guide

Bro is it a Focusrite 2i2 or 2i4? is it, like, the easier to use fucking audio interface ever made

Papercuts

Omg.. Senpai finally noticed me :') My name is Hana btw and I love you guys (no homo tho lol)

Alissar

@porcheadams like the car

elaina kuhni

i left a letter, milk, cookies, carrots, & water lmao. my mom used to write me a letter from “santa” & i never figured it out. surely you can tell that we are extremely white

Alissar

when the mixtape comes out, all the 'must have found my mixtape' jokes Cody made when he was a sad and lonely non-TMG vlogger will finally be relevant. that's progress

Alex Whyte

Does someone know the Instagram of the Portia girl they're talking about? So curious!

Selena Cox

I left out cookies, milk and nine baby carrots (one for each of them, including rudolph of course) but I'm white and also Canadian, so I don't really know if I'm helping Cody's cause here.

TMG

it was just for context. our secrets are still our secrets

Najwa

u guys have to stop with these weird ass titles cause when ppl see my notifs theyre like what the FUCK do u have on ur phone

Paul

Catch me throwin down some TMG podcast on EDC orlando mainstage tomorrow

Carrie

Omg we left out cookies and veggies for Santa and reindeer. And my mom wanted us to believe so bad for as long as possible so I was like 10 years old until I finally knew that Santa wasn't real.... It was ridiculous

Manuel Mendoza

Sweet can’t wait to pop this molly and listen to this.

Megan Tretter

again with the gun noises i swear

Jordan rhorer

When will you tell us your DJ name? Or was it DJ Rosetta Stone?

Lindsey Beck

okay of course i did the milk and cookies and reindeer food!!

Reyna Benson

i did the cookies thing

Frida Ibarra

we would always forget the cookies so sometimes we left barritas as Mexican as we are for santa and a leaf of lettuce no lie for a single reindeer..

Karson Koski

whats the point of the bonus ep if u just tell all the ungratefuls what we discussed

Emma Kessel

You guys fuck, Haaard

emma frame

noel’s impressions are always spot on wow

sofferd

can we do a girlfriend reveal for noel on the bonus episode? starting to think she's #fakenews

Matt Keller

i fall asleep thursday dreaming about when i wake up friday, i dont have to go to class in the AM and i can watch my new york strips kill it

Frida Ibarra

its so cute, they're matching <3

_Tess_

Aw Skeet Skeet Got Damn. I'll hit play when I don't have responsibilities to tend to in the morning... can't wait though! #TMG

Graham Hunter

Eskettit, that fucking Kurt part had me rolling

Natalia Hrab

no table today? u guys are innovative

nick

SCENERY CHANGE ALERT

Nick Boutilier

VEAL

jaimie

Fuck yeah I legit finish work right now impeccable timing master rib eye