Episode 7 - Millennial Sasquatch
🕑 Added 2017-12-01 07:19:01 +0000 UTC Noel jizzed on the memory card so he has to replace it mid-way. Cover your nose, you can smell Cody's cheap cologne blasting from his Eastern European swag suit.
Comments
Jacob Bultema
the "Piere, you wanna come out here?" is actually sampled from a tv show which is also sick af
meghan
“the government!” “alien technology!!” am.. am i watching the x files??
Shannon Bailey
i love how Noel is drinking out of a fucking pitcher and its never addressed by either of them
Emmett Hudak
well not lol
Emmett Hudak
Because of that story about the Move Your Feet song, I'm immediately removing that song from one of my Spotify playlists lol
double dick dan
hey what the fuck
Michael Westoby
i fucking lost it when noel pulled that blender jug out and took a sip
Claire
when i was like 13 my brother would hack into my minecraft world and spawn chickens in my houses. i would get so pissed
TMG
every fuckin day bro
Nelly Alapnes
Drunk shopping is honestly the best
Mary
I worked at bed bath & beyond for 9 months and can confirm that that place fucking sucks- their policies suck, their managers suck, their customers suck. Made me never want to work retail/customer service again.
Johnny
Someone told me Cody your're gonna be in the next season of American vandal. Is this true??!!
Greg DeVeau
Cody went through a mid life crisis and dyed his hair blonde. When will Noel hit his crisis? What crazy shit will he do? Face tattoo? Pet Lemur? Buying a Toyota Prius? The anticipation is killing me.
Drew DeSollar
After you focus switch it back to manual so i dont have to watch it refocus every 10 fucking seconds :)
Adrienne
Shout out Steffani: <a href="https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2</a>
Dominik Wilde
Yo little riblets. Am I stupid or just blind? I can't find the Discord server address or link anywhere. Can anyone help me out?
Dylan Johnson
sorry to mentally fuck the shit outta you but this is where the "yo Pierre wanna come out here?" comes from <a href="https://youtu.be/9sKzhFGpdUg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/9sKzhFGpdUg</a>
Vivian Connolly
So I’m drunk as fuck and my friend is talking about how I’m horrible for hating Russ cause she loves him blah blah and that’s all I️ was like I’m commenting on the tmg podcast blah blah that’s all!!!
Natalia Hrab
did i really just watch noel down a pitcherful of smoothie in like 45 minutes
t8um
oh y’all want to hear about white ass christmas bullshit? one of my parents set up an email account as “Larry the Elf” and would email the other asking me what I wanted for Christmas and updates on “how nice” i was. they would make me respond to these emails. one year my dad took my disposable camera and smeared small bits of chocolate on it like santa picked it up after eating cookies and “accidentally” took a picture (an up close shot of a stocking to look like his sleeve).
Natalia Hrab
im assuming you're using the phone app, it wont work off the app you gotta use safari
Travis Maguire
How the fuck do you watch the video, mine just says Vimeo can’t find it
юдита
need a new discord invite code rn
Nina
<a href="https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/r8P3Eh2)</a>
Papercuts
Everytime Noel adds another 30 minutes to the podcast, he gains daddy points
Ally Garnot
yo what the fuck is the discord ?? y'all keep talking about this shit but i still dont know how to get in that bitch
sawyer
auto-focus is not loyal
Ali clapier
Every time I try to watch the vid it can’t be found wtf guys
Christian Car
Stop recording at Noels. Cody's place has an ambiance to it because you never know what the fuck is gonna happen. Also, will we ever meet Alena? Also it's hilarious how many people got triggered by Noel's comments on the Banks situation lol also invest in a fucking soundboard. Also cody's laziness is starting to rub off on Noel. Memory card full? Out of focus? What the fuck man. But great podcast, laughed my dick off
Sean Leana
We tested an anti-ballistic missile a couple months ago and it tested yes, stay woke
Mandie Meier
HOW DO WE GET ACCESS TO THE DISCORD
Bardia Boomer
That's not the only thing he's gonna keep coming. Not my proudest fap, I tell you that much.
Bardia Boomer
I feel like we're not getting the full story here
Rachel Richardson
Charlie pewth?
Matthew Rhoney
yo i had a santa experience as a kid and i snuck out of my room and saw santa in my living room and he saw me and took me back to bed and tucked me in. i was 7 years old im 20 and i have never forgotten that
Matthew Rhoney
noel whatre ur pc specs
briannna king
Cody seems like the type of guy who used to shop at lammles
Dominic Scala
Constant dick jokes... never gets old! (P.S. you guys are dope af!)
Victoria Lyman
I think this was my favorite episode so far!
Vicky Wed
dudes. I thought we were past that shit. what's with the focus?
Isolde Belisle Dempsey
ESKEEIITT
sofferd
Before Russ I was a 13 year old girl who couldn’t even wipe her own ass. Now I’m a fully realized business woman on the come up who respects all genders and only dates men who fuck me mentally. #elevatedmindsunite
Nick d
You guys went down a couple notches in my book. Noel really said alissa deserved to be hit? Tbh honest there was foul play on both sides but I do believe barley iniated the violence there are anecdotes of them assaulting and mistreating people in the past
Karson Koski
1) stop recording at Noel’s 2) get a fucking studio 3) pimp the fuck outta the podcast and get a sound board 4) get those cool ass mic stands with the arm like Rogan has
romeo patterson
the yo pierre tag is a Jamie foxx skit. lowkey kind of funny
The Log
Cody is fucking whipped by kelsey with that wallpaper
Lindsey Paulson
yo I fuck with bread pudding heavyyy
Justin
Yo how to I get on the discord
Nathan Marhefke
Cody I tried downloading HQ but it's only for people with iOS. You got my hopes up to make free money because I have random trivia knowledge. Hope it comes to Android soon.
Lily Borden
I'm from cleveland and it sucks ass
Abbie Davies
cody 100% tasted his own the first time he was just hoping noel would agree and the backed down when he realised it was weird
Britt Swaenepoel
Nothing about the entire pitcher of fucking smoothie??
Jayden Becker
Noel did you know that when you google yourself you come up as a dead 94 year old australian cricketer. cool shit
Malick Lombion
You are obviously biased about the Faze Banks story, because so far we don't know whoi is in the right here...
Megan Tretter
when i was in 2nd grade this bitch named britney started telling my entire class that Santa wasn't real and everyone was like "DUDE LOL UR SO DUMB OBVIOUSLY HE'S REAL WHO ELSE WOULD EAT ALL THE COOKIES?!" and she just sat there and silently judged a classroom full of 8 year olds like a fucking spawn of satan
Alexis Empleo
the fucking smoothie in the pitcher
Maria Opipari
i was waiting for Cody to roast Noel's drink the whole episode.
Papercuts
Best part of my week ❤️
Anisha
yo pierre you wanna come out here is from a tv show im pretty sure lmao
Richard
Noel Miller on the beat
TMG
Seam*
Anam Alvi
Listen alright this santa business has gone on for too long. Chiming in for the immigrant families that didn't give a FUCK. I tried to believe in Santa but they just straight laughed at me everytime. I remember coming home from second grade from talking to my friends about Santa and my parents would just DE-NY me of any sort of childhood wonder.
BenFaist
TMG is my clan tag
Sara Trekas
I worked at a group home for 4 years. It was literally working in a regular house with couches, TVs, and food you could eat. Definitely hard to not wanna take a nap or just sit and watch tv. They let you do your layndy there too.
Leilani Roelofs
I like how Sam became Sean and then back to Sam RIP Sam/Sean tho
Bardia Boomer
Because he is mixed
Brita Reed
also i grew up on a farm in norway and we used to leave porridge out on the barn for santa on the 23rd so he would come visit us on the 24th when we celebrate christmas. last year was the first year my family didn't leave anything out for him as all the kids in the family have discovered the #truth, and santa must've been severely pissed as during christmas dinner my grandma had a heart attack and died in my arms. thanks for coming to my ted talk and merry christmas, don't piss of santa if you love your family members.
Brita Reed
fuck double dick dan i know the truth!! when noel made me google "guy with two dicks", a video popped up of a guy with two dicks fucking a girl, so naturally i clicked on it and that shit is real. i may not believe in god or santa but i sure as hell believe in the two dick superheroes amongst us. i need the faith.
Manuel Mendoza
The live show better be recorded
Tasos Demertzis
why is Noel so fucking mysterious?
Matt Keller
yo ill fucking 1v1 noel any day of the week.
Ashton Yarbrough
Here's some more white people Christmas shit. Up until the 5th grade (so about 10-11 years old) I believed in Santa. All my friends made fun of me for it, but I never lost hope. Come Christmas Eve I found my parents wrapping presents and labeling them To: Ashton From: Santa Worst Christmas ever
Melissa
RIP Sean
Anisha
when noel said that guy died while laughing i got alil triggered i was like "can i get uhhhhhh"
Liliana Acero-Pedroza
Noel is so knowledgeable. I feel like Cody learns something new each podcast
Madeline Kiser
where can we find the banks video?
Hayley Platz
Haven't watched the pod yet but I propose a (dope) idea. A Christmas giveaway where u buy only me a new computer so I don't have to wait 20 fucking minutes for my 1968 hp pavilion laptop to load the login screen. It'd be in ur best interest as I'd be able to watch the pod faster. Sleep on the idea thanks
Johnny Zurita
boy keep these coming