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Episode 67 - Casting Couch Etiquette

🕑 Added 2019-01-25 06:16:47 +0000 UTC

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K

I need to remember "bus cum" when we're making a list of our favorite jokes of 2019

If pussy juice gives you a beard and makes you taller, then y'all have not fucked

Hey Cody while I was listening to this podcast I was whittling and I cut my finger open so deep I could see the bone and I went to action urgent care and got three stitches in my thumb

pls drop the link to the jacket, cody

Okay... like I live in student housing in Provo (UT) and I’m pretty sure I just saw two people durfing in the hot tub YIKES

i can’t wait for y’all to flame the south when you get down here lmaooo

You guys need to add a dad hat to the merch with just the meat logo on it.

Josh Burcham

Hey guys, just want to let you know this is actually last weeks episode

Cameron MacIntosh

whos steve? the merch guy... that shit got me good bruh

Thomas Fox

the fact that you guys are this self critical/self analytical is why you are literally the best in the game rn

CJ White

I have been told by a few of my Mormon friends that they have spunked in their jeans while durfing. They didn’t seem to ashamed about it, so that kind of tells me that cumming while durfing is a clever way of getting off without having sex. Lol

olivia

so annoying that people are uploading videos of the tour. like i took a bunch but like just for myself so i can relive the experience

Oh Sh

It's weird to watch this without the classic intro. Happy to be donating!!

Oh Sh

Finally decided to be a patreon donor. Pull up pull up.

Come to Toronto assholes

Shout out to me new patreon. I adore you guys keep It up 😊

Alex Wall

This girl in my high school said that she had done "everything but sex" and it turned out all she had done is durfed.

Lronhubbard

why you gotta roast philly like that, i’m hurt.

canes is from louisiana just so yall know from podcast number 41 lol

It’s hard to watch the podcast while at the gym because I’m always laughing and can’t focus on my workout

Consuelo Ramirez

Some from CU tried shit talking CSU during the Q&A portion and there was this very awkward silence, and then Noel was like "fuck both your school" lol

Noel’s pomade

I go to CU Boulder and I couldn’t make it to ur show in Denver but I had homies that went and they said u guys killed that shit. Also ya love hearing about the tour life

Sad I couldn't see you guys in STL I'm sure it was great :) hope you come back someday!

You just have to watch it on safari or chrome for your phone, you can't watch it directly from the app.

When I try to play the episodes on Vimeo (the bonus and early episodes) it shows up as "Unable to find video. Such are the mysteries of the internet". I'm on mobile and I have the app downloaded but I can't watch the episodes. Can any of you techy-bois help me?

schuyler todd

just saw yall in chicago! just wanna say it was a dope show and keep doing what you're doing. love yall

brody viszka

The second bonus episode is one of their live shows! Not from this tour, I think it's from their very first one. Just gotta scroll back.

brody viszka

Got my TMG t shirt in the mail today and watched your tour diary. I'm so stoked for you guys, you work so hard and are both so talented, I can't think of anyone I'd rather support more! Love you guys so much, you bring so much joy to my life. Hope you enjoy tour, stay safe, can't wait to catch the next one.

Jack Berrey

I went to the Lawrence live show. And didn’t get a hoodie. Can you make the tour merch available for patreon?

Jacob B

I‘m not Mormon but have lived in Utah since I was 6 years old. My high school girlfriend and I spent our first 8 months sneaking out of class and the house at night to park my car in a secluded area and durf for hours. On the night she was finally going to let me take her bra off during the durfing we snuck out and her dad followed us in his truck and once we figured it out I totaled my car at 70mph trying to run away from him. Still dated for 3 more years. Around here if you do finally end up having sex you’re usually slowly alienated from your Mormon friends and there’s a very clear divide between durfers and sex havers by senior year of high school. Very bizarre shit.

i wasn't able to get a ticket for the show tomorrow in detroit but good luck and bundle up its cold as shit :p

Lourens Touwen

its not boring to hear some down to earth reflection about touring from my favorite short kings (second to spock and cash)

Fucking everything sold out everywhere on the east coast I can’t get a ticket anywhere

You can tell Cody has already had a wet dream and Bus a Nut

Thank you for sharing. I’ll be at the Chicago show tomorrow and I’m gonna need to know...Who is going to do the WHaT about this

Leanna Santucci

I like that you guys talk about the tour! I'm from Canada and couldn't make it down to any of the shows so it's cool to hear how they're going! surf and durf merch??

I went to the St. Louis show last night and I just want to say that if you are going to their show please be respectful and don't yell at them in the middle of a bit. It was very frustrating last night how everyone was yelling at them and how they couldn't even finish what they were saying because everyone was screaming. Cody and Noel prepare content for the shows and it's not fair to them or the audience if you are yelling and keeping them from being able to use the content that they spent time coming up with and preparing. Overall, amazing show but I just thought that this should be said for people attending future shows. Cody and Noel, if you see this, I thought the show was incredible and if you were frustrated with the crowd and weren't able to tell all of your stories I completely get it because the crowd was really disrespectful and you guys don't deserve that after all of the preparation you have done.

Taylor Pierson

I grew up in Utah and being one of the only non-mormons I was friends with a bunch of mormons. masturbation was technically a sin so I was surrounded with a bunch of horny guys and girls who were super into "make out sessions"/durfing. once I borrowed my friends phone to look something up on youtube to show him and the most recent search in the search bar was "how to masterbate" :/ we were 16 at the time...

Grady Bolton

give us more podcasts recorded at night with some drinks

Come to NYC

Martel Patterson

Plz more Elon stories in the bonus episode

Durf is when you're dripping in pre-cum

What is a tag

Rachael Kroneiss

Kings please come to buffalo

Hakala

I like the tour talk, keep it going dudes <3

tour stuff is really interesting, keep talking about it

The durf puns had me rolling hahahahhh surf and durf

I really just wanna know if y'all went to the Hawk after Lawrence

dramamine for motion sickness is the goat

katelynnalexa

Can’t wait for Dallas 🤩

Santeri Peltomäki

I'm so sad that I'm about to drop out the patreon sub because of the lack of bonus eps, since there's no difference between YouTube and this anymore. :(

Chris Carvajal

Cody's dressed like he's bouta rob the McCallisters

Zachary DAmbrosio

All of that guys videos are great

TMG

Yeah we’re super behind. Our long drives have prevented us from doing much work. We should be able to hit the overdue ones in feb

<a href="https://youtu.be/JaTYFs380rI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/JaTYFs380rI</a> here’s the video nolan was talking about

give the people what they want and do an episode with kelsey and aleena already

everyone coming to the shows is there for you guys. you could come on stage and say dick and i think we'd all laugh. don't overthink it so much, enjoy it!!

i met you guys at slc and it was amazing asdhsdjshf thank you

Colby Hanley

Can we have one episode that’s Kelsey and Aleena taking over the pod bc that would be amazing

I can attest that motion sickness is the absolute worst, once I was at universal and I almost threw up everywhere lmao but you should have some dramamine on hand in case it happens, shit is magical

When you guys come to Philly I’m not gonna talk at all bc I can’t risk being roasted for the accent

JustBegone

And?

Millie Beswick Wright

Also you forgot to cut the bit where you didn’t remember the merch guys name lol

JustBegone

This was great. Litty. Noel rock the next show bro

Millie Beswick Wright

As someone with chronic nausea/ travel sickness - get some mint chewing gum no idea why but it helps . Also ginger candies and lollipops

IceCreamRickShaw

You guys should watch internet historian's video on the fyre festival it is 1000% better than the documentaries

Cody McBride

I thought there was gonna be bonus episodes in January?

Love to hear about the tour stuff

Robert

that casting couch part was toooooo funny

Jacob

love these road podcasts

Thibault Tresca

tour anecdotes are awesome btw not boring at all

Iryna Kozhokaryu

How are y'all doing laundry

Thibault Tresca

drunk bonus episode guys! jimmy tatro 'drunk questions' style

everything y'all say is interesting so i don't mind the tour stuff

Iryna Kozhokaryu

Omg the attempt at a Philly accent 😂

Where’s suki

Abby Edwards

you guys should talk about the baby at the Portland show

Michael Balos

Hey, don’t know if you guys will see this since you’re constantly traveling right now, but would you guys consider releasing a filmed version of the live show once the tour is over? I’d honestly pay as much as a ticket is to the show just for the opportunity to see one of your live shows recorded. If I were able to go to one of the live shows I would, but I live in Alaska and I can’t really swing that😂 So any way to see the live show after the tour is over would be great!

Em

while i was watching the netflix doc, i was wondering why ja rule and fuckjerry literally only come up in the beginning and are never mentioned again lmao

Casen Carr

So happy for y’all. Keep killin it homies

Bird Dog Smith

Definitely like hearing about your tour experience. Keep it coming. Really appreciate your insta stories, too. Is your photographer doing video as well? He's totally killing it with the pics so far.

my moms name is jessica... cody that caught me off guard

TMG

Gotta use mobile safari

Vince Palamara

yo i gave sarah my derf gun the other night it was sigg as fugg my dugges

FlowZaa

link doesn’t work😢

Denver show was mad hype

Jen

gon watch this so i can fall asleep thanks guys

cn_monoxide

lol who r these guys where’s Spock and Cassis

love you guys cant wait to meat you in the chi 💟🤠

Fiona

Codell we support you while on tour and love any crumbs of content from our short kings. Also I have been bein a thotty in my TMG cropped sweatshirt like I promised