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Episode 87 - Cheeks Out For Rice Farmers

🕑 Added 2019-06-14 22:37:14 +0000 UTC

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holy fuck noel canadian tf

K

This was one of your best, Cody singing while Noel was screaming had me crying

damn that's a hell of a story

Shann Brashier

OMG. My American Airlines story last month: I was stuck in Kansas City during a TORNADO and had to evacuate my plane and they wouldn't let us take anything off the plane to get in the shelter under the airport but because of security reasons they had to take every bag off the plane (we weren't allowed to) and my carry-on backpack was misplaced. When I got to Dallas at 3am, I missed my connecting flight to London, they couldn't find my carry-on so I was without my luggage that was lost at DFW and my carry-on went to Charlotte because they were trying to send it to Dublin on the earliest flight (Dublin was my final destination). The next day my flights kept getting delayed because of tornado warnings in Dallas AND I didn't have my carry-on bag full of everything I needed for the long flight, change of clothes, medications, etc. American wouldn't help me AT ALL or even try to locate my bag after talking to agents like 50 times. I finally board my flight from Dallas to London and over Canada, a passenger TWO ROWS BEHIND ME had chest pains, they put him in the aisle, he had a heart attack and DIED ON THE FLIGHT, and we had to divert to Ottawa. We were stuck in Ottawa for a long time which meant I missed my connecting flight from Dublin to London. I get to London and the agents are SO RUDE. I finally get to Dublin the next day (missed three days of my study abroad trip) and American Airlines lost my main luggage in London. After my trip is over I'm flying from Toulouse, France to London to Chicago. In Chicago, a lady after customs scanned my bag and told me to take my luggage to a line to get on a bus to take me to another terminal. I get to the other terminal and they tried to make me pay $300 for my bag because they said British Airways tagged it wrong WTF?? Like that was my fault?? Eventually I landed back home and basically I think Jake Paul should try and cancel American Airlines.

For that festival

Wtf does platinum do????

They hang out in starbucks because company policy is to never kick anyone out after they had a scandal. They kicked out some black dudes who where hanging out without buying anything and they decided the move to make up for it was to never kick anyone out ever again.

When Noel watches too much Provo’s most eligible and calls Luke P from the Bachelorette Colin P lmaooooo

So I made a comment on Genius' latest upload and made a request on getting you guys on. And don't worry I didn't spoil your plans because I made sure to sound serious. I swear a Genius x TMG will save 2019. And 2020 for that matter.

as an indonesian, i felt cyberbullied

This was a zinger my guys

Can you please talk about Jake and Logan Paul’s new channel?

Consuelo Ramirez

of course cody would think the two girls rapping in the car would be good lmao

come to australia boys

yea pls come to New Zealand kings

Come to Australia and New Zealand lads

Thought Noel was gonna say “a southern pronunciation of “klansman”

Amber Warnock

i had a similar situation with delta where we missed our flight because of a delta employee and they said we were gonna have to pay another 1500 to get on another flight that was.... their fucking fault?

Bryton Janissen

ay, here in Canada, just saw my first tv ad for love island!!

Eavanah Tyler

Cody so jittery because of that coffee 😂

Anastasia

damn that American airline sounds like easyjet. dem shits were like yeah we will refund u. next thing u know they r like oh yeah nvm you lost 600 euro for nothing fuck u.

noel respond to my fucking dms

Finnigan Winder-Haron

Noel has me saying homie so much now

Noel was really fingering his ripped jeans the whole time

Mandie Meier

HOW do you forget the name Luke............

what do you watch love island on?

mf when the next full ass tour bc come back to dallas

Getting hit on in public has never happened to me until this week. Random man in Taziki's yesterday made a point to notice my toe nails matching my tshirt and then proceeded to nudge me twice in the arm all while I'm just trynna order some chicken roll ups

You guys have obviously never flied Qantas. When are you coming to Australia?

Emily Cavanagh

How’re you watching it if it isn’t on Hulu yet?

Angelica

noel going to town on his ripped jeans

William Jones

Bruv this season of love island is a fucking moooovie you gotta catch up nole

William Jones

where does anyone say that

TMG

Lol what where

TMG

no we actually kept checking the plays like the self absorbed pricks we are

Be honest Noel, I commented that you passed 1 mil on the last podcast and like 5 minutes later you posted it on your Instagram story. I just wanna know if I broke the news.

this episode is just an hour of noel fingering his knee holes

james

yewande is irish and has an irish accent

It’s LUKE P, not Colin!!!

james

i’m going to guess next friday’s surprise and say noel and cody went on hot ones.

Yo i heard walkman on the fucking radio last night! crongrats on another slammer

Santiago

You guys need Travel Insurance, you would've been covered

Noel: *Says something* Cody: JESUS MAN!

KL

they're probably waiting to get into blackbear filming until the song/video drops officially

basil

I sure do love hearing these boys talk about sports that i definitely know about! (jk i dont mind)

Noel ffs catch up with love island 😭

jadie xo

Do you guys know that TMG in the uk means "Take Mans Girl". I only know this as my friend said it unironically and I burst out laughing

kat

lmao anton got ripped to shreds on scottish twitter the day before he went in cause of his intro video, people were saying the junkies would have kicked him to the health centre and back. never thought he'd manage to get past it but he's proven us all wrong

noel catch up with love island so we can have a proper cheeky laugh mate

Hamzah

Noel, did you see one of the girls from the Provo Most Eligible show shout you out in their tell all video?

cody had me dying in this episode--that escape room punchline sent meeeee

Matthew Sutch

An absolute singer again. On my way to Starbys with my tub of ice cream to eat and stare at people

15:25 oh, come on woooof

1. chicken fries are ASS & 2. yall really didn't even talk about the blackbear show???

Anna Puchalski

noel is really going to town on the jean holes gotdamn

when noel was talking about the scoliosis he was getting in his neck and back in the plane i couldn't stop myself from saying 'lick my pussy and my crack' after he said my neck and back

Grace Jenson

So, Cody's not engaged?

Cody: *says some viral white girl raps are good* me: *scream laughs*

Eavanah Tyler

Walk man is sick!!!!! Yasss my short Kings 💜💜💜💜

Ik probably like a thousand people have said this and yea I’m kinda bias bc I’m from the bay but kd wasn’t forced out at all it was completely his choice and even in his insta post he says it was my decision

i just heard walkman and i replayed it 5 times what is my life

I wanna hear all of Noel's dark thoughts :/

Genevieve Healy

it truly kills me that the poster is not centered between the chairs

I was trying to get out of LAX on Tuesday through American & when I went to the gate they told me I was put on standby because "the customers who volunteered to miss their flights yesterday were guaranteed a priority spot on this plane." So I got kicked off of my overbooked plane because of an overbooked plane the day before lol. Ended up having to stay overnight in that shitty little stand-alone American terminal waiting for them to tell me if I could get on a plane the next morning. AND my bag got home a day before me so I had to go through airport security for a whole day to get it back🙄 they were just a shit show all week

Also bruh wtf Yewandes Irish don't pretend like that's English

I want to be Noel’s knee rips in this vid

Noel keeps his phone at his crotch so when he gets a notification it feels like a mini sybian

someone please animate the plane safety song bit

micayla beavers

I never fucking knew that there was another person that liked to look for the flight attendant that hates their life or I am and have a crazy dark soul

Yewande is Irish come on lads fucking hell

It’s Luke P