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Ep 102 - you. are. not. a. stoner.

🕑 Added 2019-09-27 01:50:47 +0000 UTC

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Delaney O'Neil

Cody said “you👏🏻are👏🏻not👏🏻a👏🏻stoner” and my laptop died right after I guess it couldn’t take the heat

You were talking about Disney land and the next ad on my phone was an ad for Disney land I’m out homies

kyra

the g'bye bit had me dead

melanie

cody: whats the most popular song? noel: call me maybe?

GoodBYE. 😂😂

polyglitch

If you haven't been caught with TMG porn audio in public, you aren't a real TMG fan.

Sydney

Hate to break it to you boys but the Target and Walmart apps do have the aisle location feature

Millennial boomers are called gen xers, lol

melanie

them not outright saying noel is doing a cameo in real bros when christian literally said he's doing a cameo in his story

Maya Chandler

you are only on the third episode of succession? oh boy you are in for a wild ride

Oh, also any other Canadians on here? If so, what part? I'm from the Okanogan in British Columbia 😁

Tbh, I had binged all the TMG episodes so I joined Patreon with the intention of binging the bonus episodes and then cancelling my account but now I've decided it's worth the fiver 2 b a part of this patreon and it feels good 2 support creators that make content that not only makes me laugh but let's me see their vulnerability, as someone who suffers from anxiety on a daily basis it's great 2 have that 2 relate 2. Pardon the grammar my edibles kicking in.

yo noel on steam u said you were coming out with merch. might i ask when that’s cominnng ???

Hamzah

The Powerbomb

target app tells you what aisle shit is in

pregnancy test moisture pill because "people tend to leave those things in the bathroom" I think its because women have to literally piss on them

Kid ANON

Pick Bobby on love island

not that anyone is even fucking interested but walmart does have an aisle location thing on their app

Same w target

Brittany Manne

"SUP BITCHES" LOL This was such a good episode, ya'll make me laugh so fucking hard. GUHBYE

Target has an app where you find the aisle of your item . Wish granted.

Might just go to Disney to feel something

Jessica Stallings

PS I have a ton of strange/weird tinder bios to share with you all

Jessica Stallings

That moment when I thought Cody might tease Noel for wanting to get into mountain biking, but Cody surprised me with that ‘I used to be really big into that!’ Ugh true friends man 👌🏻

Jacob Martin

Cody out here flexing in this episode

Love the episode. I just got chosen as one of 5 people for a meet and greet with noel after his show at University of Cincinnati and boy am i pumped holy shitttttt

big mood = you know the vibes for white chicks

Cody’s peloton bike bit was definitely inspired by chris delia

chwmcfts

Cody flexing with the new gold iPhone

james

why is the video so dark. like even with my brightness all the way up it’s kinda dark.

can we please get a compilation patreon onlty odf the best ad readas

Mallory Howard

Realizing you’ve been called out as an art ho? A big mood y’all.

Pooboi

You guys should watch Top Boy on Netflix, really good show to give a rougher angle on life in parts of London which isn’t from love island, and also the difference in slang and accent will give a lot of material for Noel to work with for his British accent, and may actually help Cody develop a semi-decent London accent lol, just hope drake being being exec producer didn’t ruin it with his corny culture vulture ass

noel said call me maybe do u know what year it is dude hello

Michael Santos

Noel my Christmas wish for you is to go to Disney and have a fucking magical time.

TMG

hahahaha

The Walmart app does tell you where shit is it's amazing

Noel, you should go bar hopping after your show at university of Cincinnati. Mt Adams pavilion is the shit.

Yo TMG I'm a CS student and I thought you might want to hear that I took your advice. I've listened to the pod since the beginning and during that time I was looking at colleges and wanted to go into CS. I heard you talk about how CS was boring as hell and to not go into it, but I ignored what you said because I didn't want to take advice from a blonde Steve Wozniak and his kind of asian coworker. Fast forward I'm a freshman right now in CS and it makes me want to jump off a cliff and I decided I'm going to drop out and shake ass on the gram instead. At least that's what I want to do. I'm transferring to math. But, I still need to get through this CS class so if you know how to work with getters/setters and location tools for Android (in java) drop me a comment please. KYDF and thanks

Can we get a pre Christmas, Christmas jingle?

made me a little depressed when noel imitated the 19 yr old with $1500 im 21 with $6

Moe

If👏you've👏never👏wrestled👏a👏feral👏raccoon👏while👏dumpster👏diving👏for👏unwrapped👏Twinkies👏behind👏the👏GameStop👏because👏you👏were👏stoned👏and👏hungry👏then👏you're👏not👏a👏real👏stoner. Guhbye.

Hope y'all don't fuck with barstool sports too much-- they're super toxic, misogynistic, and problematic in general.

The year is 2023, cody gets an ollie and noel has the frame of a d1 linebacker

guhbye

2oV

19:04 That's the kind of stuff that happens in porn...

my brother got a disneyland pass recently and it surprised the fuck out of me and all my family bc he does not seem like that type and never was. like, he’s more enthusiastic about it than his girlfriend. i found out that he likes to go there so he can drop acid and it’s made him feel so attached and overall positive to be there. really is the happiest place on earth

If you didnt know that the Target app in fact does tell you what isle everything is in, youre not a real target hoe. goodbye

my new favorite episode

aye, downhill Mtb is the shit, yall should check out Northstar, or Mammoth mountain during the summers they turn into bike parks with lifts. But around your guy's area yall should find some dope stuff. The Trailforks app is awesome you should check it out!

inked meat gang, lets get zapped up in Vegas fellas

Sacaiii

Amazing sneakers cody

Maria

Noel: not that I’m on reddit but here’s another story about me being on reddit

2oV

Got rejected from a job I interviewed at, so I'm getting a little buzzed tonight and I'm going to apply to other positions while I watch this.

Why you change the name boys

Alex Volpicello

cody flexing so hard with his iphone 11 my screen is about to break

Spencer Neblett

Succession is great. Took me a bit to get into Season 1 but Season 2 has been amazing. Kendall Roy is very sugar gay. 10/10 would recommend.

2oV

Title = Me, after failing my t break LOL.

i'm pissed

JustMayo

Ew tits gross.... yuck, I only milk penis

thanks guys 🙂

Ryan

this mf put out the gucci wallet for us all to see

TMG

There's a chance someone left out the episode number and it needed to be fixed. Only a chance, though

guess who’s milking a goat to this. me. i am

I’m so fucking straight right now

Imagine a pumpkin flavored flesh light

where's the episode number 😢

Somebody give Noel a high five it’s been two weeks

do y’all think y’all can keep your promise about bringing guests on 🥺 i feel like that’ll be fun and a good addition to the pod, the new set looks dope keep it up 💖

Im fuckin gay