Episode 126 - Today's Episode
🕑 Added 2020-03-12 19:02:16 +0000 UTCHey y’all,
We’re making some big changes to the Patreon today — all good, some even bangin’. Each Thursday, you now get a WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE of tiny meat in your face/ears for the same $5. Atop that, we’re also switching up the tiers and going to have actual rewards. Yeah, believe that shit. Will post a more thorough breakdown below this, but to sum it: monthly LIVESTREAMS, monthly “TMG BEST OF” VIDEOS, and NEW PODCASTS. You probably won’t be able to tell by looking, but we’re rock hard excited about this. Enjoy this week’s bonus episode, which will be up at 7 tonight!
$5
- Bonus Episode Every Week
- Priority notice for all live events with advance warning of ticket release dates
- TMG Discord
- Immediate access to bonus episode archive
$10
- Pre Sale code for Live Shows
- Monthly live streamed episode
- Monthly “TMG Best Of” Videos
- Access to Polls (vote on content, what videos/music will be in Bonus Episode)
$15
- Discounts on Merch
- “Director’s Cut” Videos (commentary and bts info on your new videos)
- Access to pilot formats and new podcasts
$50
- Read your note on the show / play your voice note
- Become a credited “ass-sociate producer” of the show
$1000
- Print out a picture of the patron’s face and frame it on set
Comments
Simon Ikoro
Anyone got the discord link?
Oh my god. I was listening to this with my earbuds and when Noel was freestyling, my boss walked by to leave. He said “have a good day!” And I misheard so I responded with “pretty good,” uh.
Manuel Plazola Jr.
Catching up on the podcast, and was that Clever that started playing by accident??😂
Ayla Jacquard
I was paying 15$ for a long time, but went down to 5$ cause it wasn’t worth the extra money. Do I have to go back up to 15$ now?
Koby Etzwiler
What was the name of the beat Noel used lol
Sarah Cole
I’m behind on episodes rn but thought I’d say my family has had a kangen water machine at home at it really does work/ is effective. We use it to wash our fruit and veg and the water is always really disgusting. I also use it to treat acne/acne scars and it is the only thing I can use that works. It’s kinda awesome tbh.
Tine Line
Yo team, long time listener here and listening to TODAYS uhh episode and the extra bonus episode finally made me pledge (been thinking about it for months anyway). It's an exciting and ambitious change. Excited for the extra meat.
You guys scared the shit out of me. My job right now is to disinfect areas affected my the coronavirus. And you had to talk about the stats.
Sarah
Ive been thinking about noel sending the corona to get me for days. Now THATS bars
Cameron Bell
So glad to be having two podcasts a week now, and probably great timing now that touring will be hard for a while
Juan Meza
Cody deffo letting out the full on Political alliances on these bonus eps 😂 all jokes aside, love ya bois. Excited w the new Patreon !
Ash Crowther
I got laid off yesterday, so bless that this month’s charge has already come out. Cause I gotta be a part of this 😁✌🏼
Alex Madore
How the hell do you guys do that fart sound I really need to know
”Ride him like a roomba” is my favorite takeaway from this episode
It’s about 5:20 into the show
The joke you guys were doing at the beginning with the beat cutting out is very similar to a joke Bo Burnham opened with in his Netflix special Make Happy. Obviously not the same exact joke and I thought it was funny, just thought maybe you’d want to check it out.
There was an armed cop protecting toilet paper in walmart here in Tucson lmao
That thing about them shooting someone with corona in north korea is propoganda. My friends father lives in south korea and knows that its not actually true
Emily Sandel
thank you for brightening up my day (every week) seriously. love you guys
i love ya’ll but man i am so anxious now
i has to turn this episode off bc it gave me so much anxiety talking about the corona virus for so long 😂
Upgraded to $15 for those pilot podcast episodes, thanks Kings
Theory: the kids all live in the hype house bc they’re actually in quarantine because of coronavirus
giancarlofrongillo
Dont shit your spleen out, 10 outa 10 organ very important.
GapingBussy420
appreciate it boys
GapingBussy420
Bone Zone is fucking sick now
omg thanks kings 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I spit my coffee out at work when I heard the girl-riding-horse bit. When my boss asked if I was okay I just told her it went down the wrong pipe. Now I get to wear a white sweater with coffee down the front. Still worth the bit though that was too much 😂
Can we get a weekly Noel freestyle like what they do on Harmontown?
Ola
I agree. Time to see more of the TMG Expanded Universe.
Bruh they added simp mode
Love the new restructuring! Gonna cough up more money for that live stream 💖
Andrae
Those new tier rewards are great, and they're punishing me for being a broke bitch
Sick changes, gonna upgrade a tier or two
Benjamin Lantz
Hahaha the legit hype in this episode with the freestyle! Dope AF, so excited for you guys to keep going🙏🙏
Nick
Today my city had its first case of Covid - 19, and there is N O toilet paper in any store, so at this point you’re left either flighting your shit into the garbage or wiping it with paper towels and giving your ass a rug burn and bleeding out
Wow this is awesome!
Connor Albury
52:17 horse sound had me dying
Are you guys planning on getting guests more frequently? I feel like that could give some variation. To me it doesnt even have to just be ”high profile“ people. I‘d love to see/hear more with devin, markus, sam, aleena, kelsey, spock, christian, cash and the rest of the cast
Isaac sivley
@manuelE shut up and help me dumbass
come on dude, have some dignity
Noel spit some Gordon Ramsey level heat with that freestyle, that was hilarious
That freestyle had me crying that shit was so funny
Lindsey Paulson
The coronavirus freestyle fuckin killed me bro, the last two days I’ve felt so fucking tense and listening to y’all be goofs really boosted my mood
Isaac sivley
Noel and Cody please look at my art I’ve been begging for a week i know its trash but this is literally worse than my corona results look at my ig @icey_guapp or my tweet to noel @isaacsivley please upvote this so senpai notices me
I cant wait to listen to both of these tom
I love you guys thank you so much
Jacob Crawford
You dorks are web doods
Freestyle FYRE YO 🔥💥 Noel! You gotta do that more
Matthew Rhoney
This beat drop shit had me crying
Do I get to choose the photo you frame?
chwmcfts
I’m pretty sure that 500,000 death toll in the US was a worst case scenario, not the best case. I could be wrong but I just looked it up and also don’t remember that guy from WHO saying that during Rogans podcast.
Eli
So we can pay $1000 to get roasted??... sick
K
Still only doing this for aleena
"You gonna die in 7 days" haha Noel just made shit too real for Cody
nice im stoked
I bought an Egg and Cress sandwich in M&S today and thought of you Cody 🙏🏼
TMG
Completely understand. The thing with last year was we did almost 6 months on the road which, was a great experience but it also limited us in a lot of ways. This year we're only touring in the Fall and it's broken up a bit. We'll have plenty of time to plan ahead and guarantee episodes go up on time.
It’s awesome that you’re doing 2 eps a week I cannot be more excited however I hope it’s something you guys can stick to and hope it doesn’t become a burden. No shade towards you guys, I love what you guys do but there was like a weird Hiatus last year with the bonus eps and I don’t want the bonus eps to be a burden to you and as a result it upsets us that you’re not keeping your end of the bargain. Again I’m not trying to throw shade or make you feel bad I just hope this new thing you’re trying out isn’t gonna burn you guys out. Love you guys
Josiah Martin
I can’t believe I’m actually thinking of dropping a grand
2 ep a week??? Im a lesbian but dis made me cum thank u kings
Grant Martin
The reason that I subscribe to the Patreon is genuinely because i want you guys to be successful and afford to live the kind of lifestyle that allows you to devote your full energy to it ( and not have to get 9/5 jobs). Been a supporter from like day one. I remember when there was only like 4K patreons. Anyway, I will continue to support based on that philosophy. All the perks are just that to me, perks. Exciting changes tho!
🔥🔥🔥
Someone needs to do the 1000$ PLEASE
Neel Singh
FYE
Andrew Clark
I’m gonna take out a fucking loan to get my face on that set
Ashleigh
I’m hype because i love a great bonus episode
Justin Moore
Who's gonna take one for the team and spend $1,000? I'm not, I'm too much of a pussy nor do i have $1,000.
WORD
TMG fam getting FED
Yovanny Ponce
Really funny episode, guys.
katelynnalexa
I guess y’all can have $5 more a month ...
My moms name is Lisa. We’re from Ohio.... wonderful
wait $1000 or $100? i hope its a typo cuz i’m getting my face framed in ur office for sure if it’s $100
Noel freestyling has probably been the best thing to ever happen.
the spleen is very important lol. you’re thinking of the appendix
Epic
Definitely going for the $50 tier for a week just to get them to say some shit
Jake
LETS GO. Love these changes
Might fuck around and up a tier
Andrew Gillies
Hell yeah baby double the Juice. Bout to make me go to the gym more often
I am cum.
Steven Belsham
Do you really think imma bout to triple my Patreon money to $15 cause I 100% I’m doing that take it every penny of it
cody you need your spleen it's your appendix you don't need, I wouldn't recommend shitting that out
Yeah it always works like tht
I live about 5 miles from Kirkland Washington( the epicenter of COVID-19 in the U.S.) My high school school district is closed and switched to online school for 6 weeks and my college extended spring break and switch all courses to online.
Jakob West
Can you guys do something that isn't Vimeo for the videos? I have never once gotten that shit to work. I have to watch it in the patreon app and it doesn't keep your place and fucks up if you go fullscreen and shit
K
can’t wait for this sweet sweet content
Anya
ok if we all put $5 we can get that photo easy
So can it be an artistic nude self portrait I did of my myself freshmen year of college? AKA 40 pounds ago?
How do we get the discount for merch? Is there a code we will be emailed?
this is lovely!!
mobina
very stupid question but does this mean that 50$ gets everything up to the 50 bonus? 10+15 included?
This made me splooge in a Starbucks
Bout to drop $1000 and see if this is legit
Kambria Cavazos
Fuck Yesss I'm going to upgrade my plan!!!!
KL
Oh shit, this is amazing! It's exciting to see you guys revitalizing the patreon. These tiers have a lot of original content promised, you guys planning for a long quarantine?
Hell yeah, can't wait to make y'all say some weird shit
We 50 now boys
Wow wow wow wow wow!!!!! So exciting
Oh my god i've just seen the weekly bonus episode thing im gonna cum
Hyped for this shit
Katie Riescher
cool!!! i switched to tiny for that live streamed epi 😌
Ben
I will definetly be upgrading to the 15 patron subscription soon
Kiara McKinney
OKAY FINE i upgraded to $10 ugh damn
Oh hell yeah! Just the other day I was thinking about how little bonus content Patrons get. One bone zone a week? Fuckin nuts.
The livestreamed episode will be uploaded as a normal one afterwards or its just for the $10 tier?
man id love to have my face printed ngl
How much for a face tat of one of your fans?
Heidi Hartman
Haha hell yeah who took over your shit for you? Sounds so dope!!!!!! Nice moves guys
How you get the discord thing?
wow kings, nice cocks
garret barber
Great news guys
OH WORD?
Can't wait to have my picture on set
I love you guys