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Are Kirk and Luann Related? – Dark Simpsons Mysteries
🕑 Added 2023-09-20 14:30:03 +0000 UTCA new mystery this week! Are Kirk and Luann related? You bet your butt they are!
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I didnt not know her maiden name was van houten! That wouldve been a good addition too
Seems reasonable they would both be cousins - and cousins who are the product of several previous cousin marriages that add up. Not to mention LuAnn's maiden name was still Van Houten! The "Danish" Van Houtens, supposedly, but that's not a Danish name! The Dutch Van Houtens must have started all this.
