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🕑 Added 2019-01-26 17:21:30 +0000 UTCWhen you said your roommate should go fuck himself, you didn't meant it literally, of course. But Porkchop --your collage roommate-- thought it'd be a great idea. When the "another version" of Porkchop suddenly appeared in front of you two, both of Porkchops didn't look so surprised, contrary to your awe.
"Eat this," Porkchop bragged. "Never expected, huh?"
"Yeah, I never, ever expected you'd use the MY time-machine and fuck your own ass for... a comeback? You serious?"
"Come on, just sit tight and watch some time paradox unfolds."
While you actually considering the possibility of the time paradox, Porkchops are already started to doing that, which you never thought about when you build the time-machine. Time-machine is for greater good and fighting evil, not self-cest... or is it?
"Fuck that, I can't let you make our first time-machine experiment to be a... a..."
"Hush, girl. my wurst's already inches deep in my ass." One of Porkchop interrupted you with heated voice.
"You know that sounds so wrong, right?" But you couldn't help thinking the sight in front of you is kinda hot, despite you've never considered Porkchop make you... horny, out of all the things.
"Shit, my ass feels so good...!" Porkchop mumbled, while you suppressing hard tension inside of your pants. Scent of two boars making out floating in the air, it was too hard to resist.
"I'm 'bout to cum, you ready?" Porkchop thrust his hip deep inside his ass, then both of them splatted their jizz all around the room.
"That was quick," you complained. "I'd fuck myself much longer."
Both of Porkchops were offended and turn for you.
"That'd be because you are such a..." Porkchops stopped, then sudden silence filled the room.
"What?" You said.
"Behind you." Porkchops pointed your back.
There was you, totally naked, holding his -- your own? -- throbbing dick.
"Fuck." You should've expected this could happen. You turned around to send you back to his own timeline and get this awkward situation over, but Porkchops seemed to have another... idea.
