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GGO2 Round 9 Results!
🕑 Added 2024-12-07 05:53:29 +0000 UTCWho's ready for some numbers? I hope it's you. If it's not then I've got bad news.
3rd place (again) is Princess Erika! Such a shame. Once so beloved and now falling further and further out of favor. I guess people are getting tired of her shenanigans.
Not much change from last update. Her height got an significant boost, but the rest of her stayed the same. Either way, she's held onto her title of proportionally the most bustiestest. In fact, proportionally her bust is the biggest measurement out of anything on any girl!
Speakin' o' height boosts, Adeen remains in second! That half elven thief has stolen much more than material goods, she's also stolen our hearts. ๐ Can you believe she was ever in last place ever? Well she was. Twice in fact. Well the one time was a tie but it counted.
As you can see, both her height and her beloved belly have increased significantly again. In fact, it's if they were the same height, it'd be bigger around then Joh's entire body!
...However you can very plainly see that they are not the same height. Joh is very much taller, and the gap just keeps on increasing. Just like the size of her T&A's. She's well on her way to becoming a new moon, if not an entire planet.
You may notice the number in parentheses in both Adeen's and Joh's vote totals. That number represents what the vote counts would have been if I had counted Joh's votes this round. Which honestly I probably should have because the results would have been the same either way. ยฏ\(ใ)/ยฏ
Still, even with the adjustments Adeen came close. Very close.
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Speaking of which... I know I said that I was going to give everyone a free round this time, but the more I think about it the more I don't like that idea. There's a few reasons behind this:
The ranks are very much set in stone by now. It's largely the same people voting every round, and they're largely voting the same way every time. Even when one or two people sit one out, nothing at all changes position wise.
Adeen actually needs 2 more rounds to be eliminated. I thought she had two losses already, but then I realized that if she was walking into things when I upped it to three she'd already have been gone. So I checked the records and she only had one "official" loss and one tie with Lawren, which kicked in her special ability at and pushed the loss over onto her. Since then she been barely hanging on, but never last.
I'm tired. I've loved every moment working on this project and interacting with you all. I even would like to think I've made a few new friends. But we've been doing this for more than half a year now, and I feel it's time to start wrapping things up.
So I've come to a decision. I wanted things to go for about 2 more rounds at least. Therefore if Erika gets eliminated this round, that would still happen because Adeen still needs to lose one last time.
Therefore I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye to Grand Madame Princess Erika Justicia Wystan I, Tallest of the Dwarves, Sexiest of the Sorcerers, Biggest of the Bosomed, Hugest of Hips, Pinkest of the Beards, Crown Princess of the kingdom of Lyselrod.
It's very sad, I know. The interactions between her and Adeen have been some of my favorite things to write throughout the Grow Off. But based on the votes this was inevitable. Besides, no one is truly eliminated from the grow off. They're just banished to an endless void from which there is no escape to be tortured by a mad being who's nature is beyond mortal comprehension.
If you think this is unfair to our fair princess please feel free to let me know. However, based on the voting I think this is the most logical way to proceed. In compensation I plan on increasing the amount of meters added per vote to our last two ladies significantly. If you think they're big now... well you're right. But you ain't seen nothin' yet.
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No fan art this time. That's okay though. It's the holiday season and people are very busy and also being driven insane by Christmas music. It's perfectly understandable if our fan works friends need a break.
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Okay! I think we've covered all of this weeks relevant talking points. Lets move on to the best part: Thanking everyone who's sponsored all this wacky growing nonsense!
First of course we have our very cool Patreon members:
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We also had some very generous one time donations from Sonicshadow and Gargus-SCP!
As always: Thank you all so much for your continued support. This also includes all you people who comment, share, and favorite/like all of my work. Without all of you none of this would have been able to get this far, and I hope that you'll stick around and enjoy the approaching conclusion of our silly adventure!
Comments
themisterstupid@gmail.com
No one could have possibly predicted this betrayal!
Atomic_Concrete
Shoutouts to Belly Gang. The plan worked flawlessly. Never you mind how I always doubted y'all and assumed this was nothing but a silly pipe dream. Anyway, now it's time for the totally unexpected and complete surprise change of character where I abandon Adeen entirely in favor of making Kai'Joh the newest celestial body. Making the mother of all omelettes here, can't fret over every egg, right? It's been real Belly gang, see you, Space Cowboy.
Atarasevich
Damn time really does fly when you have fun, didn't think about how long ago this actually started!
Sonicshadow
Joh's Boobs match her Butt in size so now she has even balance finally! (now just have to try and keep that to the finish haha) Also, I will miss and be very sad to see Grand Madame Princess Erika Justicia Wystan I, Tallest of the Dwarves, Sexiest of the Sorcerers, Biggest of the Bosomed, Hugest of Hips, Pinkest of the Beards, Crown Princess of the kingdom of Lyselrod go. She was a crazy one and a comedic villain really but I still Iiked her all the same. Reading her responses to questions were hilarious and she championed the Boob vote well. But, I think that decision makes sense given everything. Besides, if you want to end it in 2 rounds go for it, you are the one writing this story, similar to what Atarasevich said earlier but they said it more eloquently: end it whenever and however you want. It has been absolutely amazing and you have done a phenomenal job with it all, we trust you with however you want to finish this story driven GGO2 Mister ๐
