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0029 - Back On His Bensington

🕑 Added 2023-11-17 18:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Scott Chapman

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

John Hart

Sabbath Titties: L'esprit de l'escalier is the name of Ray's next jam

Sedric And Charlie

Theft is a sin, so he's okay with it. He'll get his royalties one way or another

Oppido

Wasn't Ray enabled to write "Ass In Your Pants" by selling his soul to the devil? I wonder how Satan feels about unlicensed sampling.

Andrew Gillies

I thought that Bensington was getting whipped cream licked off his stomach by women who ain't bought an album since Rumours?

Jay Williams

Hockawock’s failure is so large and undeniable that mere ordinary, daily-type sass isn’t enough. Ray is simply staggered by the measure of Bensington’s failure and so forgets to bring the sass required for the occasion, and that he came up with Sabbath titties but didn’t use it is evidence of the gravity of the situation. If I’m honest, nothing less than a withering haiku assist from the JVJL HS English honors class, a la Showbiz, can bring true closure here. Finest kind, Onstad, finest kind.

Rob Dalton

I'm changing my dog's name to "Sabbath Titties" forthwith.

Eric Bradford

Need a sticker of Hockawock with the caption "So Sad, So Nasty"

Jenn

God, BB is about to get his car horn fired up

Spyguitar

Surely you mean catsup

Paul Dunn

Coming up with new slang like that is just one of the reasons we love you Chris. Sabbath titties was utterly believable until I read that text above.

“Cool Mayonnaise” Hank Spurlock

Honestly this could just be a chorus hook for a new Lil’ Jon and the Eastside Boyz single.

Matt Mitchell

I am also wondering about how Lonis’s Irish dancing spell has worn off. Or maybe it is/was able to coexist with Butters’ prior life and predilections?

Matthew Harris

Shouldn't he be Irish dancing in the dreams of chubby post-menopausal realtors?

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Ray serves up only the finest sass.

Jay Y

@souvlaki Alabama I was born and raised there and have only done the former, although it's possible that I risked the latter and an order of garlic fries foreclosed the possibility of anything taking root in my body.

Jay Y

@Brody in most cultures, one's profane initiation into the world of body horror comes via Cronenberg or Eraserhead. In the PNW, you visited a tide pool in elementary school and know the rudiments of marine biology.

Michael Ryan

pretending like we didn't know about sabbath titties already, the nerve

Jenn

Sister graduated from Evergreen. Knew the mascot was a geoduck, but was stunned they had a song about it. Go, Geoducks go, Through the mud and the sand, let’s go. Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out. Go, Geoducks go, Stretch your necks when the tide is low Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out.

souvlaki Alabama

There are two rights of passage for new residents to the PNW. One is eating geoduck, and the other is getting Norovirus from an Ivar’s- I’ve only done one of these.

Rob Satterfield

Ray forms Black Sabbath Titties, to use Ozzy's AI voice to sing Dance Like There's Ass in You Pants

b.zap

It is always good to ketchup with Butters.

J Hardy Carroll

So sad, so nasty. How did it feel when they picked out the casket? One for each nut that they plucked from your basket?

Jacquelyn R Walters

Chuckling to myself having a solo lunch break in a pub near the office. The words are perfect, as always. But the speechless panels of Ray listening - sublime.

Brody

I've never heard it pronounced (checks online). Thank you for saving me from that formerly-gifted-child thing of mispronouncing words wrong because I've only ever read them!