Philippe's Complete Twitter Archive
🕑 Added 2024-03-07 18:00:08 +0000 UTCSure, you could have just gone to Twitter and read all this, but I doubt many people are going there to look for Philippe Twitter content anymore (his last post was eleven years ago), so I, in the spirit of both fun sharing and completeness, present his total output here. As you might imagine, it's fairly light reading. I'd almost just call it glancing.
No one is really sure why he stopped tweeting, but many suspect it comes down to either (a) the general unpalatability of discourse on Twitter, or (b) a lost password and a non-functional password recovery system. (Seriously, if anybody at X is reading this, I'm trying to recover Philippe, Cornelius, Lyle, and Téodor's account access, to no avail.)
Comments
J Hardy Carroll
I dumped X for BlueSky as soon as Elon killed 2FA, the first of his many many genius moves
Hippocrass
I love you all!(Even if you work for Twitter.)
Zoe Burmester
Oh yeeeaaaaah
Doc G
Lie Bot I guess
b.zap
I'm pretty sure that, when somebody finally taps into my Ouija account, I to will be all, F--- THIS
Stavro
These a surprisingly great insight into Lyle, too
Zoe Burmester
Did we ever find out who LB is?
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Thanks for this. Philippe was the most wholesome thing on there.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Twitter is silly! It is silly to like Twitter!
Crumbles
The best thing about being on the moon is that you are 239,000 miles from Twitter. (Apologies to any Achewood fans who still work there, but I suspect you know this already, and are struggling mightily to course correct an enterprise you once valued so deeply.)