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0064 — App Dating for the Elderly

🕑 Added 2024-05-10 17:00:08 +0000 UTC

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Cohen is a Ghost

things were never gonna last with Polly, nor should they have

Nicholas Williams

T got his ass.

Walter Biggins

Every panel sings in this one. “Henry the Eighth bedroom patter” should be a song by the Decemberists

Datura

i would imagine he does as well, they drive him

Nicholas Vining

Polly :(

Keith Richards

Guess things didn't work out with Polly 😔 Still, though, Ray and Roast Beef have a wingman track record; Teodor is basically the last person he should be asking

Rob Dalton

"playing poorly for unwanted prizes may be the caption of your generation" is the caption of my heart

Don Rowe

Do they really still have the questions?

J Hardy Carroll

Teo being a dick to Connie. Only Ed. E. Haskell knows how to treat this man, a man so old that everything triggers a half hour monologue and has hot water instead of coffee because the temperature is more than enough stimulation.

Lionstooth

"Playing poorly for unwanted prizes" makes me want to board the first train out of town and never be perceived again

Tyrone Slothrust

I am going to stick a pickle up my nose until I forget this

Allie

In the next strip I want to see Phillip make the same request of Teodor, but just because he thinks it's a cool new app to make new friends to roast smores with.

Jenn

Wait what happened to the cool stripper girlie? 😢

Ryan Boyle

RIP Craigslist personals...plenty of noise, but a blank canvas for written expression. Cornelius would have been well served.

balbert

Unless Cornelius was pulling Miami's leg (quite possible), we know that he's spent enough time in jail to have had at least three different nationalities of cellmate. That could be a fun backstory to explore. The Ray+Beef childhood flashback strips are some of my favorites - it would be cool to see Connie's past too!

K. Unknown

The rare strip where Teodor is right. I treasure these moments.

Oppido

We've only ever gotten passing references (I think?) to his marriage with Iris Gambol, but I expect that losing her caused Connie to go through some rough miles and raw whiles.

Vincent Verweij

I hear Tina is looking.

Datura

I'm sure she would be too smart to think sticking around was even in the neighborhood of a good idea. And Cornelius too smart to bemoan it overlong

Datura

I'd be down to see an arc where Cornelius takes some Ls. Maybe in flashback. It's always nice to see him as the authority on morals, manners, and manhood, but yanno, dudes don't get wise by not suffering

Chris Gumprich

I’m happily married but now considering creating a Tinder account just to write some faux-Henry VIII bullshit and see what happens.

Jay Y

Not in Connie's age bracket but I feel like the outcome would be the same regardless of whichever platform I haplessly wandered into.

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

s a v a g e

blair

Not really, I just hate the thought of Mr. Bear answering all those awful questions.

Phineas Jones

Adding 'played poorly for unwanted prizes' to the epitaph candidates

Jonathan

Is … is that bad?

Matt Mitchell

Also “playing poorly for an unwanted prize”, oof.

Ben Wilinofsky

We are all Cornelius

David Garrett

Is “pine” a coffin or an email client? 😅

blair

At least Téodor didn't make a counter-offer of setting up an OKCupid profile.

blair

But Elon sacked him, so he's not a contractual loser anymore.

severecorvid

Let the man flex his antediluvian rizz, T

Cody Richmond

Same 7-11's, playing poorly, tinder vs. pine... this one's a clown car full of diamonds.

Oppido

No desire to resurrect "the MILF-Man," I guess.

Hector Jimenez

Connie and T is one of my rarely explored but definitely favored combos.

Oppido

I'm sad she and Connie aren't an item anymore, but I just know their parting was more amicable and respectful than most couples' actual relationships, and that he still comes out to support her photography shows. (She finished her degree with his encouragement.)

Zen Window

i have to give it to "sexting one handed with a ouija board" as hitting me hardest on this one not a month goes by that i dont think about "dude needs mane" so connies adventures mis- and otherwise through romance always crack me up