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0069 — If This Van's a-Rocking
🕑 Added 2024-06-14 17:00:09 +0000 UTCRay knows what it's like to get blasted in the face by an odor coming out of a freshly-cracked car window or door. He doesn't remember if the life-altering incident was a laundromat parking lot or Dollar Tree visit when he was very small; the chances are that it was Beef's mom's car and Beef's grandma's trailer, and he has done the true friend thing and actually blocked it out.
Either way, Prime Time Ventures seems to be going the same way as Prime Time Records. That is, as a thing Ray only does so he can have a really expensive Corinthian leather CEO chair.
Comments
Brandon Rahhal
I'd love to be a problem solver just so I have the chance to say "I'm ashamed to be the guy you went to with this" in natural conversation.
Donald Turnbaugh
Or Naked Lady President
J Hardy Carroll
Does this come with the Todd bumper sticker SUCKIN DICK BOUGHT THIS VAN?
Datura
a trio to rival ray/beef/pat. think what could have been if only onstad had lived in the florida panhandle on that fateful day of october 1 2001
Kral
Incredible
Ruxine
Nice
Anthony Thompson
Can’t comment now bro, I’m 3-ballin’!
Nicole Lyden
Ray is very correct but given the lifestyles of the three men, I can see this product being very popular with people like them, who absolutely exist in society
2scrogz
Due to Todd's stutter, and the 50/50 odds that he might be completely high on terrible drugs during the pitch-meeting, it was wise of the boys to give him the short pivot lines in the presentation. Still couldn't slide this concept past the shrewd business mind behind the ChatSack Triple-Play.
2scrogz
Elon only wishes he had the stones to sign talent on the caliber of Mister Band.
2scrogz
I suspect Todd would pitch to a ham sandwich if he thought there was even a slight chance of securing VC money for cocaine.
M. J.
it's nice to see that Todd still pitches to Ray even after he ripped off the Boy Dog concept to create ChatSack
blair
He's very motivating.
Douglas Wykstra
Just realized that all 3 agreed this was a good idea because it is normal for each of them to approach a car from an elevation somewhere beneath the footboard: - Todd, because he is small - Lyle, because he regularly goes under cars on a creeper - Nice Pete, because he needs to navigate parking lots late at night without showing up on any dash cams that have accidentally been left on.
exits
needs an additional calibration setting for when two barbers have broken in to commit lewd acts on each other
Josh Egbert
We know Nice Pete has an awareness of pomade
Sheldon Russell
Maybe the application is unnecessary in this case but I’d like to see more alternating placard systems out in the world just in general
GruntyGinMan
Dem boys can be Rays Brain Trust.
GruntyGinMan
Tbh I think I've probably had worse ones
Mark Larkin
But what if you're doing coke to Dokk....damn someone beat me to it. 100% going to pounce on the next real life opportunity to use the 20's/70's line, that's gold
professor husband
strip number/strip content synergy is immaculate no further notes
Ola Leier
I started believing in the pitch more and more, so I was also a victim of Ray's beautiful, brutal shootdown. Hope this becomes A Format!
Chris Gumprich
“You’ve got a 1920s solution to a 1970s problem” is so brilliant I am immediately stealing it for when I choose to be wittily devastating in my project review meetings.
Ismini Roller
Todd was so ready to sell it to all the small woodland creatures with vans
Mark Tomczak
Comic 69. ... Nice! (Pete. I'm of course referencing the fact that it's a Nice Pete comic.)
Josh Fireland
Not sure I’ve ever seen Nice Pete so delighted by something non-disembowelment-related.
Bungus Bronbo
This is the most I've seen Pete, Todd, and Lyle agree an idea is good since Todd shanked Pat. Also I do like the thought of a couple about to Do Their Thing when one of them has to break off for fifteen minutes to calibrate the van rocker.
Meadow Green
“actually pretty ashamed to be the one you came to with this” is so devastating haha I love it
Meadow Green
Oh hehee
Ian Stewart
Is this a terrible foreshadowing of Nice Pete: Project Manager?
Ryan Boyle
Ray launched a venture fund to practice his dismissive insult game. If he funds a winner along the way, that's just gravy.
Oppido
Ray knows he can get away with saying this because he refrained from euthanizing Pete that one time.
denv_eric
What does the placard display when Darren and Nathan are practicing wrestling to win the State Championship and meet President Carter?
Jacquelyn R Walters
Actual Laughing Out Loud. In a public place, no less. My kind of silliness.
Josh Egbert
I hope for a quarterly invention pitch from the Nice Pete/Lyle/Todd think tank.
Jay Y
If this van's a-rockin', Todd's doin' coke to Dokken.
Shawn Ritchie
"surprise odor" lol
Hunter
Refreshing to see Nice Pete flexing his creative side for something other than commissioning the Murder act.
Brian Sutton
Nice Pete being that happy before getting rejected could be an entire story arc.
Matthew Harris
One day pretty much everyone and everything will be like Prime Time Group ltd - a thing that exists solely because an obscenely wealthy person was bored and thought they might like to use it occasionally. Just pray to be a subsidiary of a Ray and not an Elon.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
The joy on Pete's face in panel 6. **mwah**
Cf Duddy
They are all united by Van, Ray can’t relate 😂
Travis O.
I wish I'd thought of Ray's last sentence years ago for use in various real-life circumstances.
Matt Mitchell
Laughed quite a lot at this.
b.zap
Come knocking knuckles.
