0070 — Nice Pete Formalizes His Umbrage
🕑 Added 2024-06-21 17:00:08 +0000 UTCClearly the insults heaped upon Nice Pete's think tank's output could not stand. It appears that Pete is so steamed he is penning a manifesto, which is usually not a good sign for anyone named therein. Will the old debts and deeds keep them from killing each other? Or is it a new day — has the blade cut too deep?
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Comments
TheDoc-Worker
Onstad you fuckin did it again
Datura
i love this low-caste trio vs ray plotline. the question is where do beef's loyalties stand? to his best friend? or to those kindred folk who have so many times come home to a passed out drunk mother and lukewarm 'mayo rolls' on the kitchen table?
Nicole Lyden
Jail Grail is a fantastic term for the butt
Cody Richmond
Shower seemed like a pretty natural response to PB butt. Didn’t think twice.
Jacquelyn R Walters
I mean, he is a cat. I'm sure not going to feed a cat any peanuts to see how that goes.
Nicholas Williams
Ray should not be talking to his mother about shitting Jesus Christ man what the woman has sacrificed for you.
Chris Onstad
Why has nobody pointed out that during his tirade about the endless messiness of excreting peanuts, Ray has emerged from a shower and is getting a fresh pair of socks This is Chekhov’s gun, but in reverse (?)
Douglas Wykstra
Just so long as he didn't employ any low colloquialisms like "jail grail."
Douglas Wykstra
The most disturbing thing about this strip is the way that Ray's digestive tract apparently handles peanuts. I don't think that's supposed to be happening, Ray.
Ian Stewart
Nice Pete getting into used-bookstore occultism is a nice swerve. Perhaps it'll end up going beyond even the Ramathustra Ron arc.
C C
Is Nice Pete using date palms and sound waves to build a pyramid at Ray? In the garage??!
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
I know it's been a second, but dang it Nice Pete you were all in on Ray as the New Jesus at one point https://achewood.com/2007/01/22/title.html
Tom Simmons
Glad to see Ray talking about the dangers of eating too many peanuts!
John Robinson
Yes, but danger is a very real idea.
J Hardy Carroll
Sorry, mom. Next time I'll spare the description and live stream it instead. Disappointed that the curse didn't include blood.
Jay Y
That bandana is the only thing keeping Nice Pete's head from exploding all Cronenberg-style.
Elyse
The headband is out, Pete is serious.
Oppido
Certainly she was willing to hear him out about the merits of super-sharp helicopter blades.
Cf Duddy
The way this strip flips 🤣
Anthony Thompson
Eh, being in trouble is a fake idea.
Alexander Rediger
This fits my personal dictum: if someone talks about "logic" or "the mind" as something like "the essential force", they are either LieBot or Nice Pete material.
Bungus Bronbo
OH SHIT A VAN'S GONNA COME A ROCKIN'
Dan Willett
Buttocks.
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Brendan Fraser ensues
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Uh oh. Pete has the "Eye of the Tiger" and Ray should be peanut buttering his skivvies.
Matt Mitchell
Oh shiiit
Derek Adams
Ray's conversations with his mother reveal a woman of multitudes. She might have been cool with chat sacks if Ray had been honest with her.
Matthew Harris
I'm sure everyone knows someone around whom it's almost impossible not to achieve the status of a symbol of all which must be eradicated if life on Earth is to survive just by being in their presence for long enough. Tread-Carefully-People.
Charles Richter
Nice Pete seems like he might be one of the few purchasers of Mark Corrigan's "Business Secrets of the Pharaohs," and was able to discover meaning in it that the author never imagined.
Matthew Harris
A seemingly innocuous gag strip turns out to launch a storyline? Could this possibly be Achewood?
Travis O.
I'm trying to remember the exact wording, but there was an old strip where the alt text said something like Ray is always having the worst cell phone conversation it is possible to overhear, and I'm glad that holds true even now.
Brian Sutton
I called this happening last week, but I didn't think Pete would be invoking any powers, certainly not LOST powers.
Bruce Bortin
I had an uncle named Therein Woebetide. Unca Therrey never stood a chance.
Rob Satterfield
RIP Choco Tacos
Josh Egbert
Sorry, mom.