0070 — Outtakes from the Carpal Tunnel to Hell (two pages)
🕑 Added 2024-06-21 19:00:05 +0000 UTCWe seem to have a new storyline in the works. It was time. I have an idea which requires multiple installments to properly demonstrate. Enjoy the ride, as this one will get both (a) terrifying, and (b) quite silly.
Comments
Brandon Rahhal
I read this a few times and just now realizing that "jail grail" is peak Onstad in that it is: 1) Newly constructed from whole linguistic cloth 2) Immediately understandable, despite 3) making the least amount of sense of all the proffered options
Julie
I shared the phrase "Fart Beach" with my husband and I'm pretty sure I'll be hearing it for the rest of my life now.
Nicholas Williams
Motherfucker do not even play I have done a good job deleting that storyline from my headcanon.
Douglas Wykstra
c'mon nicholas, this week it's tryouts for the wrestling team
Stavro
Carpal tunnel to hell, a keeper if there ever was one
Rob Dalton
Fart Beach for President
Nicholas Williams
I'm not going back in that van Chris.
Anthony Thompson
Aye! You kiss my mother with that mouth?
Douglas Wykstra
Nice Pete has the samurai look going on in the strip proper, but it appears as though he may be reverting to his Murder Pomade in the near future. Excited to see what's next!
Dan W
Lost Powers of Egypt. Hella t shirt potential.
Ismini Roller
Scary when Nice Pete's eyes get so small
Ian Stewart
Lego is releasing a Star Wars set of the Millennium Falcon BUT EVIL, which contains the inexplicable accessory of "Beach Luke," so, uh,
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
My mother, may she rest in peace, would have slapped my face off my head if I talked about my buttocks in such a way.
Bungus Bronbo
prison, jail, crotch notch, ass canyon, butt, crevice, crack, mule, fart beach, all this and more for only a few extra bucks a month
Aaron J. Rushton
I like big fart beaches and I cannot lie