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0075 - Generate Your Cursed Blues Name! (Intermission Strip)
🕑 Added 2024-07-26 17:00:07 +0000 UTC(Clippings from this strip publish at noon in the In-Universe and Author's tiers!)
Please join us as we pause from the current storyline to enjoy a playful, old-school type of strip that we haven't seen in a while! (I thought it would be more fun if everybody had their own Cursed Blues Name as they read along to the rest of the arc.)
Report your CBN in the comments, if you got a good one!
If you don't prefer this method of generating your Cursed Blues Name, you may always follow the simpler, classic formula of Infirmity + Item From Produce Department + Common Last Name Which Balances the Syllabic Meter.
Comments
Brian
Whoa, it's Ben! From real life!
Daniel Stewart
Dyscalculic Bitch-Whistle Desoto? The very same.
Grimlyn
I would love this as a print! Also: Harlequin icthyosis Paperbones Itawamba.
Peter Griffiths
Leakin' Warknuckles Grenada
Patrick Scanlon
Lol the entire 3rd box is just Mississippi counties
Jeff Holt
Nacre-scalp Merkin Floss Issaquena
Joe Elliott
A member of my household desperately needs to know what CBN middle name corresponds to driving a Renault. Please advise.
Joe Elliott
I was wondering the same thing.
Duncan
What kind of Nissan did Antonyne drive?
Jay Williams
Nacre-scalp Back taxes Desoto? Dear Sweet Lord. Would have loved “Harrison” as (in the parlance of The South) “some of my people on my Daddy’s side” are from there, but I just can’t see myself going that way…
John Ashton
Nacre-Scalp Yellownails Alcorn. TBH, it does sound more like a 19th century badass name.
Jacquelyn R Walters
I can't decide if I prefer Nacre-scalp Chorus Line of Whiskey-Dicked Uncles Itawamba, or Crohn's Mushroom Bragg.
Douglas Wykstra
Dyscalculic Leechsupper Hancock--I can only assume that some mathematical error led me into the wrong part of a standing body of water.
Andrew Gillies
What if my luck is so bad that I use public transportation? Wait just saw it, duh on my part. Turns out I'm Hirsuite Hog Grenada
Josiah Martens
Nacre-Scalp Leechsupper Jones!
Paul
I don't know a lot of things. But I know my cursed blues surname is Hancock.
Ian Stewart
no, that means you gotta pick Porsche. sorry, i don't make the rules
Matthew Harris
Skin condition where a baby is born with scales instead of skin and lips and eyes inside-out and bright red. Don't Google it if you're an easily haunted person. Or at all.
Matthew Harris
Daffy Lemon Lips Humphreys. Seems appropriate for reasons I can't quite articulate. Even though it's a bit of a compromise since "MG" wasn't listed, so I went for the closest equivalent.
Young Neutrophil
Raisin Brain Leechsupper Jones-Noxubee!
Travis O.
Dodderin' Leechsupper Hancock, or Eczematous Cherry McGee
C C
Jolly Hog Clay, this is perhaps my proudest moment. I feel the blues in my my banjo stealing soul. *I'm using my middle name to make this the best it could possibly be. Otherwise it would be Strabismic Hog Clay, which wouldn't be too bad either.
Ed C.
Poor V02 Max: It's like being poor, but worse!
Jose Garcia
Nacre-Scalp Pickle DeSoto
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Miz Nacre-scalp Leechsupper Carroll. Ooooweee! Shave 'em dry baby! Ma Rainey who?
Dan Ford
Getting “dyscalculic” as my first result when I actually am that took a bit of the savor out of this one for me
Kevin VanEvery
Harlequin Ichthyosis Whimpergasm Benton - I don't know what Ichthyosis means
Tobias Sumrall
The fact that all of these are Mississippi counties/towns I have driven through has me sent.
Chris Daniels
Strabismic Tabasco Bladder Bolivar, they shame me for my hot sauce habits but they're still jealous that I'm the only one pissin' blood
Oppido
It's definitely in "Hermish Glockensmermer Ippy" territory.
Oppido
I'm here for the afterlife battle between the Petro-Jones and the Solvent Jones clans.
Omnithea
So does Lyle die in prison of his mouth or his toes?
Spyguitar
Nacre-scalp Leechsupper Jackson, reporting for duty
Jonathan
Nacre-scalp Leechsupper Jones
Phineas Jones
Leakin' Hog Jones seems... suspiciously personal.
Omnithea
Cyanotic Paperbones Newton. It don't lend itself to album covers.
Nicholas Williams
Ol’ Stumblin’ Paperbones Hancock, reporting for BLUES DUTY.
Tommy Wingo
Dodderin’ Lust Knuckle Holmes, here for as long as you can separate me from my ham sandwich.
Ryan Boyle
I've never been happier to own a Honda
J Hardy Carroll
I vote we all use "Stumblin" as our proper first name in every case. Also, I love the non-sequitur comics the best, Chris. I remember the first two years when you would just throw all kinds of whack shit to the wall. Much genius came from this approach, and still does.
Ste & Danni JM
Mangy Hog Forrest, which is less a Blues name than something you see printed on a map that contains a lot of words like "Turnpike" and "Knacker's yard" and "No thoroughfare for strangers after sundown"
Shawn Warren
Mangy Hog Choctaw
Thomas Ellis
Blubbering Hog Desoto
Sedric And Charlie
gonna legally change my name to Zachary and buy a Porsche
Distant Egg Song
Mangy Paperbones Desoto.
Kewkoh
Mangy Hog Covington
Bungus Bronbo
Jolly Paperbones ELECTROCUTION CONT
bootblacking
Strabismic Leechsupper Franklin
Nick De Cesare
But what if I drive a Yugo?
Smoke
My automobile make is not listed (Because European) but two of the same group are, so does that mean I get to pick either one?
Stavro
It is I, Stumblin' Paperbones Jackson
Stavro
Oh it says that they are, in the strip. The "text" as it were. I'm dumb for readin'
Stavro
Are the last names just Mississippi counties? Because that rules if so, or if not tbh
Ismini Roller
Daffy Warknuckles Carroll
zoë hayden
Abandoned in Space Whimpergasm Jones....
Dual Chort
Rustmouth drove...a Nissan?
B.R. Yeager
Cyanotic Chorus Line of Whiskey-Dicked Uncles Harrison if that isn't the worst I'll eat my hat
Ian Stewart
Winkleplagued Whimpergasm Grenada at your service, yessir
Brian Sutton
Nobody register CyanoticChorusLineOfWhiskey-DickedUnclesCalhoun.com it's mine! Mine!
Ray
Amazing
Aaron J. Rushton
Hirsute Tabasco Bladder Hinds Shit man it’s like you have me under surveillance
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
Boiled Box Nerd Holmes 🤘
Josh Egbert
Nacre-scalp Leechsupper Greene Real look into my soul, that.
