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0080 — Molly and Beef Get Kinky
🕑 Added 2024-08-30 17:00:07 +0000 UTCOuttakes and production notes for this strip post at noon in the In-Universe and Author's Tiers! It's like a whole other strip every week.
During the autumn running season, when it's easier to put on miles, the rogues' gallery of my toenails grows to strongly resemble that multi-color corn moms used to decorate with when I was small. Misshapen, broken, absent entirely...the toe box of my On™ Cloudsurfers is quite the bundle of berries — a horror to behold, and I imagine it is no easier for others. This got me nostalgic for when toe jam was the extent of my problems. Does anybody have a good article about how that stuff even forms, and is it mostly just sock molecules?
Comments
Brian
My main motivation for finding love is that some day I will not be able to adequately care for my toenails and I need someone with skills that I trust and that level of dedication. Been looking into elective toenail removal surgery lately.
E Corcoran
You're not meeting the right women
Oppido
Waterproof up until a certain age, anyway.
Oppido
Thanks for reactivating my anxiety that women don't like doggystyle and are always just waiting for it to be over!
blair
Yeah, the alternative was that he had a dozen identical ones.
KTB
Each one is a black knit
Cody Richmond
Lotta ties, each tied to the other barrel-of-monkeys style, full circle around it.
David Alexander
How she gonna strap anything to a mattress on the floor, regardless of Beef's specific raunches?
E Corcoran
dogs know
E Corcoran
to the tune of English Beat's "Ranking Full Stop"
E Corcoran
deep Beef lore
E Corcoran
"horny toed" I see what you did there
TacoAvenger
oh fuck this is too real. how can a woman ever love me, a horny-toed beast
blair
The big revelation here is that Beef has more than one necktie.
blair
Sock molecules, dead skin cells, opportunistic bacteria, foot-sweat evaporites. And probably dog shit if you're an urban sandal-wearer.
blair
not me
Amit Katz
Toenails getting weird is an aspect of aging not often explored in popular media
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Molly is excruciatingly real. And runner's toes are wild for sure but hiker's toes are what I know the best. They're similarly gruesome and difficult.
b.zap
Ranky Dude-Felt is my new reggae alter ego
Cf Duddy
No quarter for nasty ass nails of any variety.
C C
Man, all this time I thought she liked doggy-style but it's just about her getting her face as far away from me as possible.. *also "doggy-style" is hyphenated, knowledge is power
Mark Larkin
Serendipity...just last week one of my kids asked me what "toejam" actually IS. I was a little too scared (lazy) to search for a legit article. Now, I'm just happily waiting, in the certainty that some Achewood reader will come through with the goods.
Ollin Williams
A whole lot of hurtful memories have just made a sad lot of sense.
Anthony Thompson
Objection: cites facts not in evidence
Ryan Boyle
"Waterproof bag of handshakes and farts." WOW do I feel seen. Oh, and my doctor recommended VapoRub on toenails to treat mild fungus, but regular runners are always going to have some weird toenails.
Matt Mitchell
Re running toe problems: this one reason I switched my cardio to 30 minutes on the trampoline. Saves the knees too.
J Hardy Carroll
Molly knows her husband, all right. Probably because Beef mentions his ratty Frito toenails all the time, since his thought bubbles are visible to everyone.
Josh Egbert
Molly really breaking us down into our base components
Zen Window
beef and molly pillow talk is one of my absolute favorite achewood setups alright but first im gonna nail you is an all timer
Mackenzie Guillory
Glad to see these two's little moments again, and it's not even ending in shouting.
Shawn Clark
I’m a man! I’m more than just a bag of handshakes and farts!
Irving Washington
the butt finally being sniffed will change your life tho. can recommend
