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0093b β Jounce By the Ounce
🕑 Added 2024-10-25 19:00:08 +0000 UTCI was very torn by the "Bread is afraid of the gravy" vs "blotting up coffee" choice. I like them equally, for different reasons. Which one edges out the other, for you?
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2scrogz
Keep your head in the game when your head's in the game, jeez.
Ryan Boyle
That's what the kung pao is for
Chris Onstad
ππ»π§
Chris Onstad
Are those deliberate orgasm-preventers or just intrusive thoughts Ryan
Ryan Boyle
LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC DRY HEAVE LIKE A TODDLER TRYING ICE SKATES LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK SHAKING THE WET SHIT OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE DUMPSTER
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
Add Kung Pao to the list of foods after which you should not have the sex. Sodium: Respect & Moderation.
Chris Onstad
Thank you Matt. I may have to make a montage of raw dick-droppin' lines.
Matt Mitchell
Yeah bread/gravy is outstanding
Chris Onstad
You can't win. I can't win. People who visualize Ray during sex can't win.
Chris Onstad
oof, that definitely immediately precedes: *wilts while still inserted*
Chris Onstad
This is what it means to be friends that long.
Bungus Bronbo
"YOU DROP THAT DICK LIKE KEYS DOWN A STORM DRAIN"
Bungus Bronbo
It's like, one's got that immediate visual evocativeness and the other's an extremely relatable metaphor, tough call
Mike Duquette
So potent is Rayβs old p*rno ideas that it manifests itself in Beefβs brain pan some 17 years later. You simply got to love it.
Chris Onstad
I have almost never polled a line but it was 4:1 in favor of the line that stayed, as opposed to this one. But thank you. I think I'll do something with it after all.
Irving Washington
bread afraid of the gravy is SO GOOD god
