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Midweek Update & HB Earworm
🕑 Added 2025-06-11 16:00:11 +0000 UTCHi all! So, LP II ch 3 is just about done, I’d say another week to tweak it should have it ready. I’m aiming for Juneteenth, but if not then, then definitely that following Saturday.
Not much else going on, so, have an Earworm!
WTF meets OKG
“So…” The tall, fox like Hellhound leaned forward to look the shorter Foxfiend in the eye. “You’re supposed to be me?”
“No.” The Foxfiend crossed his arms. “I’m better than you. Stronger. Faster. Funnier. Wealthier. Basically your superior in every way.”
“…I can reach the top shelf at any store without a ladder.”
“Fuck you, Gigantor, fight me!”
Meanwhile, with the two Loonas…
“What are they fighting about?”
“Knowing my Doof? Something stupid.”
“Mm. So you guys have sex tapes?”
“Yeah. You?”
“Nah, don’t want to scar the Squirt. Plus, it’s not anyone’s business.”
“Hm, fair. But bragging rights are awesome.”
“No shit.”
“…So what’s the best time?”
“Six hours straight, numb from the waist down. Sinsmas.”
“Six hours straight?”
“He was really stressed out. The Squirt was having problems at school and I…wasn’t exactly helpful trying to keep his gift a secret.”
“Shit.”
“And then Bee kept trying to ‘alter’ their deals or some shit.”
“She does do that. You ever threesome with her?”
“Once, on Sinsmas. Fucked his not-ex, too. That was a fun night.”
“His what?”
“Not-Ex. They didn’t officially date, but they had sex a lot. He’s got a lot of sex friends.”
“Oh.”
“Yours doesn’t?”
“If he does, I don’t know about them, and if that’s the case, he’s dead.”
“Might want to find out.”
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Sylver_Uzu
What happens if he does die? 🤔
