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Weekday Update & A ‘What-If..?’ Scenario
🕑 Added 2025-08-25 11:44:00 +0000 UTCHi there, readers! Good News! Lunar Phases II ch 4 is finally finished and will post this weekend. Sorry for the long wait.
Furthermore I found GEMS on a memory stick while I was packing. Gems that I’m only posting here, for now.
Enjoy and have a Happy Monday!
0 What If…Handsome Jack Took Over Hell? 0
“Charlie, right? Hey, cool, I’m filling in for your dad, he owes me a favor,” said a man with a mask that looked like a normal face. He was dressed in bright yellow clothes with a big H stylized on it. “So, uh…where should I put Butt Stallion?”
“What?” The Princess of Hell, who hadn’t expected anything like this when she was called to visit her father’s office, blinked.
“Nope, nevermind! Found the perfect spot! Just gotta love that pile of rubber ducks. You’re still here? You can go.”
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“He’s a god…” Blitzø swooned over the man parading his Diamond horse on a float as he toured Pride.
“Pretty sure he’s a CEO,” Loona said, reading her phone.
“Huh? Not that fucking guy, the HORSE! Look at that majestic creature!”
“‘And this is my immediate second in command, that Satan guy was last season, everyone behold my stand in for future events…Butt Stallion’!” The new King of Hell crowed on television.
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