Monkey-Scientist
patreon
Candy Chaos Part 2
🕑 Added 2023-10-15 06:24:29 +0000 UTCPart 2: Candy Spa
The three then stood in formation as they strutted along the street, people whistling as they walked by. "Looking sweet and sugary, ladies!" Shouted one man with glee.
"Chocolate is always sweet and sugary, darling!" Shouted Rob as she waved at the man.
Jam then lead her friends towards the rich part of town, much to their surprise. Rob poked the back of Jam's shell, "Jam, where are we going? You don't live in the mansion district!"
"Oh, I don't, but..." Jam began to say as she stopped in front of a mansion and pointed at the gate. The mansion was rainbow colored and had fountains spitting out liquid chocolate. The building was so large that it made everything around it seem minuscule by comparison! The three admired the giant mansion as Jam continued, "...We do!"
Rob gasped, "The 'M&Mansion'?! I thought that was a myth!"
Dylan pressed on her glasses like an anime villain, "Wait, so you're saying 'we' live in a mansion?!"
Jam nodded, "Well, the female M&Ms do! The male M&Ms have their own separate mansion with a games room! It doesn't have a Candy Spa like this place,"
"'Candy Spa'?!" Rob and Dylan shouted in unison.
"What, you gals never heard of it before? Well, I won't spoil the surprise! I'll show you once we're in the mansion!" Jam said as she sauntered up to the front gate and stood in front of the camera.
She battered her eyelashes at it, "Mind letting us in?"
"Right away, ma'am!" Said the security officer on the other side of the gate as he pressed the button, causing the gate to open.
The three stepped through the gate as they strutted towards their large mansion. The trio marveled at the fancy building, its impressive structures and flamboyant paint job. Truly, this building was something worthy of its spokescandies!
Once inside, they stumbled across a butler in a black tuxedo with a large curly mustache. He bowed as they approached, "Ah, you ladies are finally back! Ready to relax in the Candy Spa before bed?"
Jam nodded and giggled, "Of course!"
The trio of chocolates followed the butler into the spa room! The "Candy Spa" lived up to its name, having spa beds made out of gingerbread and towels with the M&M brand plastered all over them. It was truly a candy wonderland, full of sugary sweets that were almost enticing as the three spokescandies. Rob whistled, "Tasty place they got here!"
The trio were then lead to a large empty pool as the butler pointed at it, "Would you three fine ladies care for a 'Fudge Bath'?"
Jam nodded, "Of course!"
Rob and Dylan looked at each other with concern. "What's a 'Fudge Bath'?" Asked Dylan.
Jam waved a gloved finger at them, "Tsk tsk, I don't want to ruin the surprise! Don't worry, it's completely safe and you'll both love it!"
The Green M&M then climbed into the empty pool, before motioning with her gloved hand for her friends to follow her. Dylan and Rob shrugged their nonexistent shoulders and leaped into the pool as well. Once inside the pool, several spa workers came in carrying a huge tub filled with liquid fudge!
They proceeded to connect a tube to the tub and then turned a lever, filtering the fudge into the pool! "Eep, they're filling it with fudge!" Shouted Dylan as she attempted to escape, which proved impossible due to the large amount of fudge hurtling towards her.
Jam nodded, "Of course, how else are we going to get turned into a giant fudge brownie?"
Rob gasped, "W-What?!"
"Oh relax you two, we'll be fine!"
The chocolate fudge quickly hardened around the body of the three M&M's, imprisoning them in a solid wall of pure chocolate! As Rob and Dylan panicked, a pair of spa workers wielding jackhammers quickly approached them. They drilled through the solid chocolate, releasing the the three from their candy prison.
The three flopped into the pool after being freed, causing Rob to groan, "What was the point of that?"
Jam snickered and stood up, showing her surprisingly shiny chocolate shell, "That fudge was made out of special 'shell polishing' formula!"
Rob sighed, "That doesn't make any sense at all! Just glad we didn't get eaten though,"
Jam nodded and happily smacked Rob's chocolate covered back, "See? You gotta trust me more!"
"So, what now?"
"Well, it's been a long day! I think we deserve some shut eye!" Jam said as she wandered off, Rob and Dylan right behind her in quick pursuit. They followed her upstairs to a large bedroom, one with no beds in it. Instead, it had a giant bag of M&M's in the middle. The three looked inside and found it a makeshift tent of sorts with sleeping bags and pillows!
Dylan scratched at her chocolate-coated head, "Huh, so they sleep in a M&M bag? Makes sense, I suppose!"
Rob blushed as she nervously crossed her legs, "Looks like the three of us will be sharing a bunk!"
Jam smiled and pushed her fellow M&Ms into the large bag before hopping in herself, "We sure are! Now, night, my fellow chocolate-coated vixens! Have sweet dreams of our newfound stardom,"
Rob and Dylan nodded in unison as they slid into their sleeping bags, Jam quickly doing the same. Meanwhile, outside the mansion, the three former M&Ms (who are now clad in human, monkey, and weasel bodies) were skulking around the gate. Ms. Green prepared to scale the gate in his new monkey body, "I'm getting my body back no matter what!"
The newfound weasel, Ms. Purple, shook his head, "I wouldn't do that if I were you! Or did you forget about all the security the M&Mansion has?"
"Fine, I'll think of something else,"
Ms. Brown tugged on his newfound beard, enjoying his human body, "Better idea: What if we just stay this way?"
Ms. Green walked up to Ms. Purple and crossed his arms, "Why would I want that? I'd be sacrificing my popularity!"
"Well, we're no longer edible candy! Plus, how long until you or the rest of us get replaced by Maya Rudolph or someone else again? You gotta admit that our commercials have mismanaged as of late,"
Ms. Purple nodded, "Brown's got a point! Plus, who's to say the lives we're in now aren't better than the ones we had previously?"
The Green M&M sighed, "Fine, I guess I'll try living the life of this dirty chimp FOR NOW! Mark my words though: If I hate being a monkey, I'm stealing my old boy back,"
"If you do, then we'll do the same, Green!" Shouted Ms. Brown.
"Exactly!" Added Ms. Purple. The three then gave each other a hug, vowing they'd give their new lives a try. They had no idea if the guys who stole their bodies would even give them back. Hell, Jam, Dylan, and Rob weren't even sure if they'd do so! They loved being rich and sugary sweet too much to give it up any time soon! It was clear this would be an adjusting period for all 6 of them...
