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As a creator with zero talent and zero budget
🕑 Added 2024-08-26 02:31:32 +0000 UTCI present to you, one of the final drafts and lyrics for a song an AI has put together for me for my next Kenshi video.
I am arrested for smuggling hashish in my ass. No further context lmao.
Weird how it says 'head wound', so I'm gonna have to tell it to pronounce it properly, but only after tomorrow when my free credits on that particular website refresh lmao.
In my defense, the lyrics are my own fault. The 1950s swing jazz is not.
"He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed
He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed
Now I have duties including but not limited to working the mines
walking around aimlessly
being tied to a post
sometimes put in a cage
being tied to a post
sometimes put in a cage
He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed
He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed
My stupid wife Greta looks like an ogre.
she watched as the holy paladin,
pulled out our life savings from deep within.
She simply does not understand due to a grievous headwound sustained in her childhood
a grievous headwound sustained in her childhood
He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed
He put his hand in my ass,
And now I understand,
That my ass just don’t expand
My ass has been destroyed"
Comments
Toto Takto
As someone who has had their ass destroyed, I understand.
Joel Cheong
I understand.
