Richard Moore
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Abbey Catches Some Air
🕑 Added 2019-09-10 22:00:04 +0000 UTCNow, it's at this point that things might seem to be getting a little silly. A little far-fetched. But I would point out that I recently saw a CG animated porn video called "Planet of the Horse Cocks". In this sophisticated bit of animated eroticism, a woman finds herself, indeed, on a planet where horse cocks grow out of the ground. You might be thinking, Surely you're mistaken, Richard. That sounds like a playful yet educational exploration of theoretical alien botanical science. Well might you think that, but you would be wrong. The clip instead chooses to examine what happens to an ordinary human female when confronted with a planet of horse cocks. Apparently, women are absolutely helpless to control their insatiable lust when so confronted. They absolutely must tear off their clothes and assault said horse cocks with every orifice they have. Silly? Perhaps. But telling.
...And I hasten to add that those innocent horse cocks did nothing wrong. What were they wearing? you ask. Nothing--that's right, they were nude. But that doesn't mean they were "asking for it". It's about time we believed all horse cocks.
