Richard Moore
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Here's a Weird One
🕑 Added 2019-11-12 23:00:02 +0000 UTCSorry to anyone who thought this would be a full-on adult piece. I put it under the Naughty Bits banner just because of the ponytail in Heather's posterior (I'm sure there's a name for those things, but I don't know it). As weird as this piece is, I don't recall if the commissioner was specific in his/her request, or if they just said "Do something with these two characters". I kind of hope it was the former, as I don't know what the latter would say about me. Funny thing is, as weird as this piece is, that's kind of why I like it. There's a weird formal, posey quality to it, especially with the completely serious expressions on both of their faces. I could see this being an oil painting on some rich person's wall, puzzling many. It actually reminds me of a time that an old friend and I got it into our heads to take the weirdest photos of ourselves that we could possibly think of. I so hope those pictures never turn up, or my viability as a political candidate is sunk. (And I know I've said this before, but whenever I post risqué pics of Gretchen, I always feel compelled to point out that she is not a child, she is a half-elf, half-gob(lin) who is far older than any living human. See the curly pig tail, the batwing ears, and the boobies, as evidence. Thanks for your attention.)
