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Chapter One hundred eighty – Lettuce Be Friends
🕑 Added 2025-10-11 01:59:45 +0000 UTCThe carriage was crowded with two adults, a teenager, five children, a cat, a dog, and a rabbit stuffed into it.
When they reached Lanthorne Court, everyone except for Miss Cupcakes and Lord Winston piled out. Pandy felt a bit like she was escaping a clown car, especially since someone’s digestive system was Very Unhappy about the sausages they’d had with breakfast.
While the smell dissipated, everyone else stared around at the bustling crowds, and Lord Reedsley spoke to the carriage driver. After a minute, the driver nodded, tipped her cap, and flicked the reins, slowly driving the carriage off down a slightly-less-crowded side street.
Lady Reedsley held out one lace-gloved hand for Geraldine, and the other for Eleanor, gripping both girls’ hands firmly. Lord Reedsley simply picked up Thaniel and placed the small boy on his shoulders, causing Thaniel’s face to split with a grin so broad even his dimples were barely visible. Pandy was placed on the captain’s head, where she discovered that the man had the bare beginnings of a comb-over.
“Everyone else, stay together,” Lord Reedsley said, smiling at Abbington, Isidor, and Clara. Clara held a delicate parasol, and when her father looked her way, it somehow dipped between them, preventing their gazes from connecting.
“Oh, Corbin!” Lady Reedsley cried. “Look! I didn’t even know you could grow Jamson Berries that large!” She sailed through the crowd, which parted for her enormously broad skirt like ice floes before the prow of a ship.
The usual stalls had given way to carts, each one open and bearing carefully curated cucurbits and cantaloupes. An abundance of avocados were arrayed against aubergines and artichokes. Pandy wasn’t even certain most of the fruits and vegetables were meant to grow all at the same time, but no one here even looked surprised as they held up sweet strawberries beside enormous apples. Of course, with Nature and Earth elementalists around, Pandy doubted anything except the depths of winter would deter the growth of these plants.
While the majority of the displays here centered around crops, including burgeoning begonias and delightful dahlias, there were also carts containing artisanal goods, from toys like the ones Pandy had gotten for Eleanor and Geraldine to handcrafted hats. Lady Reedsley headed directly toward a cart containing hats that were so large and elaborate they almost qualified as displays all by themselves. One showed a kitten leaping into a tree crafted of felt, with several dainty birds on wires fleeing the invader, the scene carefully balanced so the hat would remain atop the wearer’s head.
And there was food everywhere. There was a cart displaying what Pandy would have called French pastries, and next to it was a man selling slightly less glossy versions of the exact same thing. Everyone got a Chocolate Moonroll – which Pandy would have called a chocolate croissant – and Pandy just stopped short of licking the crumbs from Captain Reedsley’s pate. He would just have to brush those off himself.
Augustus found them when they’d wandered through less than a quarter of the stands, his gaze catching Pandy’s just as she was licking chocolate from her whiskers. The corners of his eyes crinkled behind his glasses, and he raised a hand to wave. Pandy lifted a paw, but remembered in time that she was just a rabbit and wiggled her nose at him instead.
Just as the adults were exchanging greetings, a strange hush settled over the square, followed by intense whispering that rippled out from the entrance to the main street. The children without Thaniel’s bird’s-eye view clamored to know what was going on, and Thaniel sat up, puffed his chest out, and said, “There’s a whole group of old people coming. They’re wearin’ big old flowers, and they’re touching the Grange displays.”
Since a good portion of the trip over, as well as a not-insignificant amount of time since then, had been spent impressing upon the children that they were not, under any circumstances, to touch anything, the children gasped in a sort of horrified glee. “Won’t they get in terrible trouble?” Geraldine asked, looking far too excited at the prospect.
Lord Reedsley chuckled, adjusting Thaniel on his shoulders. Thaniel squeaked, then grinned, as the captain said, “Those are the judges. Their job is to go to all of the Grange displays that have been entered for judging, and choose the best ones. They won’t be here long. They have to move very quickly in order to see all of the entries.”
“Won’t they get stuck in traffic?” Isidor asked. He’d been shocked and rather appalled at the number of people and carriages on the roads today. From the look on his face, Pandy was fairly certain he was regretting the fact that he had to be here at all.
Augustus shook his head. “Not at all. Watch.”
The crowd parted, and the judges walked to the cart with the enormous hats. The man with the cart handed the judges a piece of paper with a shaking hand, and each of the five judges lifted a hat, turning it this way and that, stroking fingers along the brims and silken linings. One lady perched what looked like a stuffed heron – though Pandy was almost certain it was actually crafted of fabric with added feathers – on top of her curls and gingerly tilted her head. The hat slipped to the side, and the lady removed it, then jotted something down in her notebook as the artisan’s face flushed. He tried to speak, but a Very Large man stepped forward and shook his head, making the artist sink back, lips pinched.
“The items entered must stand on their own merit,” Augustus said softly as the judges moved on. “The artist, farmer, or craftsman has the opportunity to explain their methods and materials on the entry form, but they can’t speak to the judges or interfere in the judging. Now look.”
As the judges reached the far side of the square, they exchanged a few brief words, then clicked their heels together like line dancers beginning a set. Instantly, they began to rise into the air, and once they were above the rooftops, they leaned forward and zipped off, soon disappearing completely.
The man with the hats burst out into tears, and his neighbors rushed over to comfort him. Thaniel patted Lord Reedsley on the head, then leaned down and whispered, “Will he be all right?”
Lady Reedsley sighed. “She didn’t even attempt to use hat pins, so I doubt if he’ll be marked down too badly. It would be better if the hats were spelled to stay on, but not everyone has access to that kind of magic. Hopefully, he entered them in the magic-free category. Some people prefer to buy items that use little to no magic, and it will be excellent advertising for him if he wins.” Her eyes lit up. “Perhaps I should buy a hat from him before that happens. They really are lovely hats.”
Lord Reedsley and Augustus shared an amused glance, though the captain’s amusement turned to sudden horror as Geraldine said, “You should, Mother! Just imagine Lady Twitter’s face if she saw you in one of those! I do love the one with the kitten.”
As the two approached the hat-maker – what was someone who made hats called? A hatterdasher? – Lord Reedsley muttered, “How much does a hat like that cost? Blessed Ismara, I hope the price of wheat goes up in the next week or so.”
Augustus shook his head as the hat-man brightened, wiping tears from his cheeks as he began spirited negotiations with Lady Reedsley. “You’d probably best plan on having a quiet Midwinter celebration this year.”
Soon enough, Lady Reedsley was back, and announced that the milliner – that was the word – would send the hat to Falconet after the Grange display was over, and Geraldine could bring it home with her at Midwinter. It was Eleanor’s turn to look dismayed at this plan, probably because the hat would take up a full quarter of their bedroom, but Augustus said he was certain he could get it to the Reedsley estate before then.
“After all, Lady Alice, I’m sure you want to wear it as soon as possible,” he said. “By spring, it may not even be in fashion any more.”
“Oh my,” Lady Alice said, eyes widening. “I hadn’t even thought of that. Time moves more slowly in the country, Mr. Blackwood, and fashion with it. I’d almost forgotten how quickly things change in Knightsmere.”
Augustus smiled, and the group moved on, examining the grange displays and nibbling their way across the square. By the time they reached the far side, all of the younger children looked a bit nauseated, and Lord Reedsley took Thaniel down from his shoulders out of an excess of caution. This prompted the chancellor to crouch down beside the little boy and say, “May I borrow your rabbit for a little while, Thaniel?”
This time, Thaniel barely even hesitated before passing Pandy over, but as he did, he looked the chancellor in the eyes and said, “Have her back by dinner.”
Somehow Augustus managed to keep a straight face, nodding solemnly as he said, “I will.” Then he stood, nonchalantly ignoring the Reedsleys’ puzzled expressions as he said, “I’m afraid I’ll have to leave you here. I need to take care of some school business, and I’m certain it will be terribly boring, so I won’t even ask you to wait. Do you have a ride to Amberlock?”
Lord Reedsley was looking between Thaniel, Pandy, and Augustus, his brows drawn down thoughtfully as he glanced toward the street they had been slowly but steadily approaching. “I had the driver bring the carriage to meet us over here. I can see them waiting for us.” He glanced around, then lowered his voice. “Will the, ah, rest of our party be joining us there?”
It was Pandy’s turn to be surprised, until she realized that the captain was referring to whatever guards were meant to be watching Eleanor, and probably Thaniel, too. Augustus nodded, flicking his eyes toward a nearby rooftop, then another on the other side of the street. “They’re already here, and you can be assured that they won’t lose you in traffic. You’ll be traveling along a route known to be clear of problems.”
Lord Reedsley looked relieved, as did Isidor, who had sidled closer so he could listen in, though his eyes never left the princess, who was chatting excitedly with Geraldine. “Good enough, then.” He looked at Pandy, who was tucked into the crook of Augustus’s arm, and said, “I suppose I’ll see you at dinner, then.”
The two men shook, Augustus bowed to Lady Reedsley, smiled at the children, and nodded to Clara. The girl hadn’t spoken a single word during the trek across the crowded square, and she didn’t break her silence as they all piled back into the carriage, which had indeed circled around to meet them. The absence of one smallish rabbit didn’t make much difference in the over-stuffed nature of the conveyance, and Pandy winced as she heard someone sniff loudly, then groan.
They waited until the carriage rattled slowly off down the road, the pedestrians and other carriages somehow managing to move out of the way, even though it looked like there was barely enough room for a greased rabbit to slip through. Then Augustus stepped to the side, out of the flow of people, and murmured, “I guessed that you might have your own plans for today. Was I right?”
Pandy nodded, and he smiled. “One moment then,” he said, before stepping even further into a narrow nook formed by the meeting of a particularly tall Grange cart – holding what looked like bright purple ears of corn – and the wall of one of the small shops that lined the square. He placed Pandy down, then turned his back on her and took one step away, grasping the lapels of his coat and spreading it wide as he pretended to search about his person for something that absolutely didn’t exist.
<Cast Shifting Faces,> Pandy thought, and in a moment, her front was pressed against Augustus’s back. They both froze, then Augustus stepped away, actually looking a bit flustered as he turned and held out his hand.
“Augustus Blackwood, ma’am. Pleased to meet you,” he said. “May I know your name?”
Pandy opened her mouth to give her name, but as she did, her eye caught on the hand she was holding out for Augustus. It was a perfectly nice hand, but it wasn’t hers. Some part of her still hadn’t entirely given up on the idea that she might someday look like Pandora S. Boxx again, and when she did, she wanted to be able to reclaim her true name.
Rather desperately, her gaze flitted around the nearby carts. Stringed instruments of some kind, with the craftsman gently strumming on something that wasn’t quite a guitar, and wasn’t quite a harp. Another man selling bags, boots, and belts made out of what looked like snakeskin. A mother hurried along, her child trailing behind her. The child fell and began crying, causing the mother to turn back, her expression crumpling in concern.
“Eurydice!” Pandy said. “Eurydice Haupe.”
One corner of Augustus’s mouth turned up in what looked like surprise, but he bowed over Pandy’s hand, his lips just barely brushing her skin, warm breath sending a shiver through her as he said, “It is truly a pleasure to meet you, Eurydice Haupe.”
Comments
Elizabeth Oswald
He has to know about the elementals-disguised-as-animals, since Geraldine was chosen not only because she's the right age to be a friend to Eleanor, but also because she has Miss Cupcakes. That means he probably also knows Pandy isn't exactly what she appears, and he may (though it's much less likely) know who Augustus really is. All that said, I want to know what Lady Reedsley thought about it. Probably that the rabbit was a better accessory for the chancellor than a hat for her husband.
Pizzatiger
I desperately want to know what conclusion Lord Reedsley drew from that interaction because frankly I am not sure what mine would of been if I were in his place
Elizabeth Oswald
Imagine being in a carriage with that skirt 😂 She doesn't seem like the type to get annoyed about a wrinkle if she gets a snuggle in exchange, though. I always have to look it up (even though hats come up with surprising regularity in my writing) because I'm *convinced* that haberdasher is the right word. At least I remembered to look it up this time! 😂 I'm debating on what nickname Thaniel will give her. Eury? Sounds like Uri, which brings me to Urinary, even though it shouldn't. Or a character from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dice? Except it would sounds like Dee-chee, which isn't a good nickname. Maybe go one syllable and just say Ry? Which would be Ree, but looks like Rye. I don't knoooowww! *picture me tearing my hair out*
Gregory
"which parted for her enormously broad skirt like ice floes before the prow of a ship." - I love the effects of her dresses. I can't imagine anyone who has to be in the same room with them feels the same way. I'm always going to remember the word milliner because of a video describing Team Fortress 2 as a "military millinery simulator". Though it's woman specific for some reason. I thought haberdasher was a more gender agnostic equivalent but the internet disagrees and says that's not hat related at all (and is men related). And name seems good, though I bet Thaniel will have a time with "Eurydice" at first, especially if he ever has to spell it.
