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Chapter 788 - Contraband

🕑 Added 2026-02-03 10:06:40 +0000 UTC

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Hms

Forget it being a treat for biscuit, I'm calling that the wyvern will be Tess's new bond.

jax rammus

TBONEMAN

You forgot biscuit, minion, momthaniel, sisthaniel, and Tess' minion.

Primo

Prob after the champion fight when he gets his last trait at level 400 (if he doesn't find a way to abuse the system for more traits of course, even if humans limit is normally 3)

Primo

Really like how he doesn't rely on strong weapons but only sees it as a tool. Meanwhile eternal clowns where wiped out because of a single low pristine item that they relied too much on 😭

Nemesis

Scramble it and serve to the team with bacon 😂

Stoney

TFTC!

Youkai-sama

*pft* Lily knows she comes in 2nd in Nat's heart to Mana! XD

zoarian

What a great idea! I don't think he'll be able to get it through, but that'd slap

Jon

Could Nathaniel bring the hand to his nameless tree to dramatically accelerate its growth?

Woodstock179

New floor, new dangers, same old Nat going with the full Nathaniel Special. [Smash] ->[grab]-> [system exploit to gtfo]😎

Liam Zay

This might be diligence just giving him a spacial bag. Greed won an upper pristine item in a bet during nat's fight with morwag. Another handler had commissioned something for their attendee. It would be nat's first upper pristine and I can see the spacial bag being about that rank. I could see diligence not telling him about the bet and saying he'll trade the bag for the arm though lol

Andrew Miller

OMG he just flicks away his new training teleport cube on to the floor?

Andrew

Thank you!

TBONEMAN

maybe he can convince him to trade the hand for a spacial bag

Hugh Peeble

Is Tess going to get a wyvern as a bond out of this?

Zard

Maybe something with his mind, that seems to be his limiting factor right now

Muntu Omnyama

contrab-hand? … ok I’ll see myself out

Kirin

Thank you for the chappie!

facetiousk

Nat: "Is this about the armory rumor?" Diligence: "..." Nat: "I don't know anything about it." Diligence: *chitters, obviously annoyed* Nat: "I'd be happy to lend you a hand."

anonymous patreon

oh, this isnt updates. you guys should not be getting these notifications as they happen when i unlock the chapters for tier 2 and tier 3. while doing so i select some options in the menu so you guys dont get the notification BUT! idk how - likely because of some error on patreon´s side - you guys sometimes get the notification and i consider it extremely annoying but i dont know how to "fix it"

Alec Young

I like the patch notes you did at the end of the chapter. Wish you did that more often as every now and then I wake up and I have notifications that three power three chapters were posted so I know you updated something but I have no clue what

Hardworking Guy

I'm going straight to Beyond armed with bug spray and a glue trap if that damn ant takes the hand away without any compensation. If I were in Nath's place I would have made a joke when seeing the ant, something like "I like what you did to your hair, Ruby." The loot thief deserves only mockery.

frankie doerr

I want Nat to tell diligence to stay in his lane and stop being greedy for his loot

Nemesis

Is not pettiness just another form of diligence? 🤣

zoarian

The Ruler of Diligence vs The Ruler of Pettiness. Who will win?

zoarian

Tess rocking the sexy pirate look

Gutz

TFTC! Great one again! I don't know about you guys but i wouldn't mind a status window update, it feels like an eternety.

Butter ofEternity

I would have been greatly disapointed if it didnt.

TYRELL GRAY

I can’t wait for level 400, to see what type of trait nat gets. Like it feels like mana physique and his eyes are already over power. Like, will he choose a trait that amplifies this mana, or will he pick something to helps or amplifies kinetic or thermal energy’s or he choose something that he helps in construct… can’t wait

Levi

Biscuit should be allowed to eat the wyvern egg, as a little treat, for being such a good boy

Danny

Nice changes keep up the good work!

blaw

Would probably not work. Pristine items can be bought at ten million shards. Found items sold for, I think, a quarter of their worth. So he got 5 million shards more. But his last pristine passive cost 20 million. This is a rather big difference.

vEnviouz

Find out, on the next episode of, H, D, T!!

vEnviouz

I took "which are said to be weaker than dragons" as a descriptor for wyverns, not both. Cerim states that wyrms were not intentionally added.

ariel maoz

I knew this would happen

Melih

I think he should sell at least one of the low pristine items, and a few arcane items, to buy a low pristine passive before he gets his 3rd trait. Because I think the system will take into account the low pristine passives he has when offering him traits

Nemesis

The Ruler of Diligence. The Destroyer of the Ancient Armory. 🤣 glad to see Nat is still living his own version of reality

Nemesis

Did Cerim mean to say 'dragons and wyverns' in the below postscript excerpt? From context I would assume its meant to be wyrms and wyverns? "Anyway, so far you’ve heard a bit about dragons and wyverns, which are said to be weaker than dragons."

Val the mysterious Jedi

Ruler of dligence more like diligent destroyer of loot.

Hydrabogen

Suprising

Adrian Rake

This will be interesting. 🙂👍

I Is Patron

The Destroyer not happy with his title will now take the priceless hand from our innocent MC. Does he desire the title of Perverter of Canine Limbs? How far will this bug stoop?? Does he have no shame???

mitchell kaiser

Man I wonder what the destroyer of the ancient armory is going to do? ( love the full propaganda mode for even himself)🤣

Lance Beam

TFTC. Loved the chapter. Two great examples of Nat trolling at his best. "Even now, the answer continues to surprise me" and "The Ruler of Diligence. The Destroyer of the Ancient Armory." Classic!!

vEnviouz

TFTC!!!

Oaktree

So whats the answer???? makes me recall the answer to the question of the number of times attendees have tripped over their own feet while trying to look mysterious or intimidating in the past 500 years. Even now, the answer continues to surprise me.