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Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 93 (2025-12-19)
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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.
Transcript below:
MMS
Alright, so, you three made your characters together.
Trish
You don’t sound terribly thrilled about it.
MMS
Well, I would be if not for the fact that you were all giggling like goofballs when you said it.
Trish
Hee hee hee.
MMS
Yeah, like that. Anyway, Trish, you said you were playing a barbarian?
Trish
Yeah, a Bugbear Barbarian. Big round sleepy guy, drinks a lot of mead. Oh, and I’ve reflavoured his Rage as just him getting hungry.
MMS
…okay… what about you, Tony?
Tony
I’m playing a Gnome Rogue. I gave him the Alert feat — I’m imagining him as this little tiny scaredy-cat guy who’s always hiding and watching his back because of his anxiety.
MMS
Anxiety rogue, that’s novel. How about you, Austen?
Austen
I’m a Tabaxi Bard/Monk multiclass. My guy is super energetic, always jumping around and bumping into stuff.
MMS
That does sound like a Bard/Monk.
Comments
jimmy d banthrall jr
oh bother.
Masao
Pooh, Piglet, Tigger.
Asky
I'm surprised Tony isn't playing Owl, though. After all, his favourite sort of character to play is somebody who comes in and loudly talking and showing that they're wrong about absolutely everything forever, like Ayn Rand.
Asky
Pooh, Piglett, Tigger... And MMS is probably doomed to play Eeyore... Or possibly Rabbit.
