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🕑 Added 2024-12-03 14:50:43 +0000 UTCBecause holidays.
But Patreon's UI says I should ask you a question. So here is my question:
What is the best artificial flavor?
I think it's grape.
Comments
ShineSpider
Blue Raspberry is supreme.
dojopar
Sour Green Apple
Quentin Besnehard
interesting, I always thought it was just like the artificiality of the flavor came from the fact that they only used a single molecule of the biological aroma and not the complex mix that comes from a regular banana
Katie Bayly
I like artificial raspberry or blackcurrant
Friends at the Table
There's a lot of peach in Japanese candy but it's a peach that is sort of... musky?? sweaty?? compared to peach rings
Weaselhut
Pineapple gummy bear flavor
Heorot
Blue raspberry, as it combines the excellence of raspberry and the whimsy of being fake as hell.
Becky Scott Fairley
The fact artificial banana is based on a now extinct species of banana is great. Also I now know where the name "Gros Michel" the balatro card comes from.
Quentin Besnehard
I'm a banana aficionado
maddie
I have such a deep affection for artificial strawberry and banana flavour
Ruby O'Brien
Hard to pick a definitive fave tbh but peach is a real stand-out for me. Maybe just cause you rarely see it outside of peach rings, makes it more of a rare treat.
Bri
Flegg
Fenreliania
Blue, obviously.
L Ethan
banana, windmill slam. this was my firm opinion before i found out it was actually the way a lost strain of bananas used to taste, and now it's also my favourite as an unrepentant history nerd.
Kestrel
Blue raspberry
Estelle Angrist
I was gonna say orange but honestly it might be green apple
Comic_Kibble
Blue Raspberry in 9/10 cases. Sour Patch Watermelons are my s-tier candy though.
Jeremy Zimmer
toss up between sour apple and just sour.
Ditimiss
On average, 100% grape. But a Good artificial watermelon flavor is Peak.
Robert Lasica
The kind of orange chemical that fanta uses makes my heart skip a beat.
Jack
strawberry is my favorite
Rick Hale
I like cherry.
Lane Weeks
Fake watermelon, blue raspberry, fake banana (a weird unintentional preservation of a lost fruit happening there...)
Andy Grimaldi
Scrolling thru and liking every objectively correct comment (artificial watermelon, a taste not found in nature)
Sara Sinback
mtn dew voltage wins for both Best Overall and Best Blue Bubblegum wins for Best Mouthwash (rly! I branched out from mint recently and was pleasantly shocked by how good Bubble Blast by Listerine is)
K. Morris
blue raspberry hive rise up! but I'm also partial to the watermelon they used to use in chewing gum
Sawyer Sipes
cotton candy ice cream flavor
deepFlaw
Gotta agree with blue raspberry; green apple and fake banana are also good to me, but itβs the one where I like both the real flavor and the artificial one the most.
SR
Sour green apple or raspberry (but red, I don't think we have blue here)
snakebit1995
As someone who works in a factory that makes flavors, orange is pretty good, some vanillas as well
Aaron Wood
I'd say orange is my most reliable go-to overall, but grape is definitely a tight second on the short list
Begemott
Banana, for sure. I like it more than real banana flavor!
Meira-Gumbo V
It's whatever they put in the Ocean Bomb Monkey D. Luffy yogurt flavor soda drink
Jess
Came here to say Exactly this
Jason
Purple for sure
CATGIRLREAL
Gotta be blue razz
Yana Winters
raspberry, ez
B.E. Albert
I am a hardcore red flavor guy, but over the summer I had lime popsicles for the first time and I gotta say that may become my new favorite
Joe Benge
With consistency in mind the best flavor is watermelon
Brianna Alpert
Cherry by a country mile. If I ever become a drag king, my name is going to be Ben Zaldehyde
Next available Silence
Asian melon Fanta. Melon float with that is sooo good.
Catherine Borden
Grapeβ¦fruit lol. Grapefruit gummies are some of my favorite. Theyβre not as overpoweringly acidic as most citrus gummies, but have an enjoyable tartness to them still
Joey
i honestly don't have it often but i find it vastly superior
rosa www
Lemon I'd say... Maybe just because it's hard to mess up. Solid results usually
Friends at the Table
YES I almost wrote this but didn't want to seem like a grape snob
Tanager
Mystery
Tyler Shelby
Blue raspberry you can't get more artificial than the GOAT
Matthew Myers
Blue raspberry or banana
Michael Canelas
Banana
ethan kuhl
blue πππππ
SuperBiasedGary
Best artificial flavour: Flegg
Marco Maisto
But grape does a great job of tasting like Concord grapes. Maybe thatβs a problem for grape lolololl
Rain Raven
Watermelon
TrueLily
Blue Raspberry, obviously. The MOST artificial
Marco Maisto
Cherry all day every day. Better that the orig.
daxleopard
watermelon but only in a specific way that I can't describe otherwise it becomes the Worst Flavour
Mal Peters
Artificial cherry
Helena Argueta
Blue raspberry but Iβm also one of the ppl who loves fake banana flavor
Larry Butterman
Grape is correct
@NotInventedHere
I refuse to cross the Flegg Strike picket line to answer this
A Big Old Skeleton
Watermelon
Joey
really big fan of asian grape artificial flavor (it's much nicer than american grape flavor) but also love Green Apple
The Callie Out of Space
Blue Raspberry or Sour Green Apple, or Grape
Kit Weber
Whatever they put in peach nehi
Paige Turner
Blue raspberry is a pretty good artificial flavor, mostly because it isnβt a flavor you can get anywhere else
Andrew Bynaker
Blue raspberry
Clarissa Pinkas
The best artificial flavor isβ¦.. love πππππππππππππππππππ
Grey Duovis
Blue