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Let's make a scene

🕑 Added 2020-09-16 03:27:37 +0000 UTC

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RivCA

One of the earlier scenes in the movie Space Truckers has Robert de Niro's character teaching a goon how to throw a punch in zero G while wearing mag boots. To say the least, his punch knocked the other guy off his boots and sent him hurtling thirty feet to the next bulkhead. "No, no, no! That's not how you throw a punch in space. You throw yourself off balance. Here, THIS is how to properly throw a punch in space. *solid right jab*

Stephanie L. Weippert

Let's not do the Airplane scene where people are beating someone in the middle of a panic attack. Those aren't funny. I second the Some Like It Hot end scene.

Stephanie L. Weippert

I would like the scene from Blazing Saddles where the line "Y'know, Morons." is said. I don't know if Doc saying the line to someone or someone else saying it to him is funnier.

Fix your boobs Blinken, you look like a bleeding Picasso!

macdjord

Galaxy Quest, the Chompers scene: Gwen DeMarco : What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason Nesmith : 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen DeMarco : Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Just about any scene from either Mash or Kelly's Heroes.

Catsnightmare

How about Doc giving Swampy a speech, Shepherd Book's "Special Hell" speech he gave to Mal.

Christopher Chung

Caddyshack - Doc as Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) dropping the plastic explosive animals down into the tunnels to try and blow out Roger as the Gopher.

Hit it.

Ooooh or the cast doing the hatchet dance routine!

Kaelgren

Kung Fu Hustle's "roadrunner" chase scene.

Sturzkampf

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas and half a can of dew. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses".

Joanna

The sword fight from The Princess Bride. Or the other sword fight. Or Fezzik vs the man in the mask, or really any scene from The Princess Bride. ;)

Catsnightmare

Any funny scene from Firefly/Serenity.

Jason A Schulz

Spaceballs! --Doc and Roger in the Winnebago --Cara and Sandy (or any pairing of the girls) in the limo as they're running away from the wedding --Meeting Yogurt for the first time --The "We're at now, now" scene --The "Mr. Coffee" scene --Radar about to be jammed! --The "I've lost the bleeps" scene --The scene in the desert when Lone Starr pulls out the industrial-strength hair dryer --The shootout in the cell block --"He shot my hair! SON OF A BIT*H!" possibly Jinx saying "We ain’t found crap"? and so many more!

Russ Williams

Ooh, that's tough... so much of comedy comes from the dialogue... How about: * the speedboat from the end of 'Some Like It Hot' - "Nobody's perfect" * the queue to slap the hysterical woman from 'Airplane' * the fireworks factory explosion from 'Naked Gun' - "Nothing to see here!" * Slim Pickens riding the bomb from 'Dr Strangelove'

Barbara Jex Courter

Robin Hood (the Men in Tights version)


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