Early Release [F4A] ASMR || Return to Your Local Headpats Dealer [SFW] [Good feels] [A little yandere] [New formula] [New partnership?] [Running an empire] [16:15]
🕑 Added 2020-03-25 00:31:58 +0000 UTCUpdate: I released this to YouTube after some feedback. But patrons can enjoy the audio-only version.
You junkies voted and Headpats Dealer won, so here's the sequel. I promise I will give a sequel to the kidnapper. We're building a universe here. The plan is for that audio to be released publicly.
Enjoy the pats!
Part 1: link (the original)
Preview:
You know. I’m supposed to be the one hiding in the shadows! Not you, silly. You scared of the light? Do I have myself a lil vampire? Lemme see those fangs, ahhhhh!
Hehehe. But you’re not here for my blood are ya?
You're here for dem pats.
I told you they’re addictive. Sugary sweet! My pats are the best!! There’s no dealer like Skitty. NO ONE! I made sure of that!
This is my hood.
-Recorded on the 3Dio
Art by Racer
Comments
Frederick Skarin Hansson
I love head pats. Thanks Skitty
The best RP eva!
Renmaru
Never really been into the head pats but actually enjoyed this. just sets a relaxing atmosphere and I really kinda just dozed off super fast... thanks for the headpats Skitty. Very relaxing :)
Da_robblar
So wholesome, love it. Headpats for all.....but me first
Kyle Poor
Am I the only one here who would actually pay for the head pats/ scratches? Like way too much? The relaxation feels like it would be so worth it.
Ghost
Just a suggestion from the top of my head, so it may be dumb. How about a new police officer character pc skitty who arrests the listener and interrogates them about the head pat dealer. Then at the end of the audio the listener gets thrown in a holding cell with the yandere.
Captn_Dan
ahhh these pats really hit the good spot, and after thinking about it for like 2 seconds of course id help you take over the world, also is it possible to get the pats to go as i still have to leave the house
Who needs to worry about financal status when you've got Skitty?
_Artsyo
I needed that, especially rn <3
Kino
These are the best headpats I’ve ever experienced! The best and only dealer of headpats has once again gifted me comfort!
Wendy Eierjucken
I have slept over your proposal and I will gladly be your partner in crime. In exchange for an unlimited supply of pats and cuddles of course .
Nathan Brown
Dawn it all. I was hoping snuggles would have won the day.
Mishaak
Breaking Pat! Hehe. I hope you get the reference, super good and addicting show! ... Also, nice references. :D I can totally see fan theorists being like this. http://imgur.com/a/wNt8K9K Just watch out for those under cover cops. Cuff them before they will cuff you! And bribe them with them pats!
Kays
Just what I needed in such a stressful time of year, makes staying home in bed actually worth it ✊🏻
SkittyKat
<3
SkittyKat
Sweet dreams Octavio *pat pat*
SkittyKat
No no, I'm coming with you!
SkittyKat
You're welcome Swamp <3
SkittyKat
Maybe a little break. Don't want you getting too dependent on the addictiveness of pats.
SkittyKat
Weaving the stories and building a universe is an idea from you guys, the listeners. I read all my comments on Youtube, and they're amazing!
SkittyKat
I've paid some 'em off. Shhh
SkittyKat
Real gangsters out there facepalming. lol
SkittyKat
I promise to wash my hands before I pat.
lil_oppai
Oh yeahhh more head pats :)
Octavio Augusto Pérez de la Cruz
Well I have something to hear before going to sleep!
RamsayBolton77
Hello Headpat dealer, I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest headpats
swampman9
The pats are too goooood, thanks skitty <3
Pomolo
I will listen to this forever 😍😍😍 Thank you Skitty~
Yi-hong John Tang
I love importing the idea of the universe, with the mention of the Yandere. Also, "Hide for the popo's" hahaha Becoming an accomplice is super tempting however hmmmm, I do need the head pats though. Especially in these times of need. Can't wait to see the Yandere sequal. Thanks for your hard work again! Have a great week!
Rephire217
Not the popo's, Nooo! I need my fix! I need my fix...
Ulius
"This is MY hood." - Skitty, 2020 This was incredible thanks for this <3
NekoWinters .
Confession time! I STILL haven't made it all the way through the doctor Audio....I fall asleep so quickly because of the good vibes hehe =^,^= some headpats seem exactly like what the doctor ordered though!!
Legendxz
I'll break the quarantine just to get my dose of pats.I am an addict after all.(gone right)(in the hood)
NekoWinters .
You have absolutely purrfect timing Skitty x3 I just finished a snack and was about to wiggle up into a blanket purrito for a cat nap!!! ❤
SkittyKat
Maybe I need to form a gang...
SkittyKat
You need to learn to relax a little :) *pat pat*
SkittyKat
I make house calls, but this is gonna cost ya!
Floofyandru
Skitty's Pat Hood
livejoker
Does this dealer do delivery? I'm told to stay inside.
TeddyBearPaladin
The first pat is always free? Lol, you know me. XD way too stressed. It's a good thing I've got such good friends to help me relax. <3.