[F4A] Double Double with Daddy Tims [Shitpost] [Daddy Skitty] [Deep voice] [Boston Cream!] [I'm so sorry for this] [Apologies to Canada] + [It gets worse... Blooper]

Jacob Poland

As a full Canadian living in Alberta in a oil town you can guess this is pretty close to home

Winterking

How do i get the script so I can tell it to some friends? This is the best I love it!!!!

TK

Holy shit I lost it at the "Roll up the Rim" joke jfc

Samsa

The Tags have me in stitches LOL

NekoWinters .

XD I have never giggled so much on patreon!! I'm not a donut though I'm a purrito!!! You could still stuff me full of flavor if you want though I guess =>,>= xP

Nice

Killer_avocados

The fact that this audio is exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds... 😤👌

God as a Canadian I could not keep a straight face during this AT ALL (Yo iced capp just sealed the deal)

SkittyKat

Hehehe, the payoff at the end was worth it. Oo i want donut now. It's been eons since ive had a nice sprinkles donut.

SkittyKat

This is a dangerous request O_O

SkittyKat

Done. ALL future audios will be done in gremlin mode. ...maybe

SkittyKat

You can't. Think of me always <3

SkittyKat

We all are. lol

SkittyKat

I dont need seal. I just want timbits! >:D

Renmaru

I'm half cringing and half-dying laughing, the first half made me want to just shake my head but you cracking up in your high voice made me laugh so hard. Apology accepted as a Canadian. Then again I don't drink coffee but I might bust out laughing if I ever go grab donuts from Tim's now...

DPR

This was it...More shit posts please.

Jonathan

With all due respect to the work you put in to your regular audios, I think Shit Post Skitty might be becoming my favourite ^_^

Noglad

As a Canadian, I hate this so much... how am I supposed to get a double-double without thinking of Daddy Skitty's warm cream now?? Thank you for making this 😂

Aiden Picon

Ayo I’m confused

Lewddude6947

Canadian seal of approval

SkittyKat

Just drink the coffee :)

Hydro

I...... I don't know how to feel about this Skitty someone send help pls

SkittyKat

I'ma lick dem all! :D

SkittyKat

Daddy is pleased ;3

SkittyKat

Yep, the shitpost got even shitpostier at that point. lol

SkittyKat

Hehe. Mission accomplished!

SkittyKat

Ah! You noticed. Yes, it was perfect timing :3 ...Wait, there's a triple triple?? That'd be so sweet!

SkittyKat

Lol. I hope you think of me the next time you pass a Timmy's.

Billy Denton

I made it all the way to "Look at those timbits" before I lost my composure

Velvet

Well, this is a weird boner to have.

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

AHAHAHAHA I was confused for a bit on what the hell I was listening to but that voice change cracked me up

VeccyBoo

As an American I am confused but aroused.

Kethalis

you even made it 4:20... omg I felt so awkward and embarrassed in between the moments of angry pained acceptence of the fact you're making me laugh... So as a Canadian I have to ask, when are you releasing the extra large Tripple Tripple version?

King Gilgamesh

as a Canadian this is fun and i love it

SkittyKat

My coffee will wake you up real good. How much cream do you want? ;)

SkittyKat

It's so stupid. I love it.

SkittyKat

Lol. Will I ruin or make someone's day with this audio? 50-50 chance. :D

SkittyKat

Enjoy the sugar rush!

SkittyKat

The latter half of the audio was most fun :)

SkittyKat

Haha, you're very welcome :)

SkittyKat

I love your interpretation of high pitch me, lol. YES. COOKIES! They're probably laced with something...

SkittyKat

Hehehe, that was the same reaction I had when I first read the script :)

Mishaak

DEEEEEERPPPP... But oh my lewd. I've been waiting for another Daddy Skitty for so long! *Faints*

SkittyKat

I just imagine a lot of calories. lol

Antoni

Jesus Christ "I wanna hold you like a cupholder". Best shit I've heard all week.

Alchemy

How does Daddy Skitty still manage to 100% put me in switch mode even through such a hilarious shit post?? Voice change was the perfect icing on top to one-up yourself, bless you for sharing such wholesome silliness

Sonicblur83

well thanks for the visual, eh? now I need my French vanilla and old fashioned glazed fix 🤣

Nicky

Woa, well that was something. A lil scary, but hilarious! Now i wanna try some Timbits.

phoenix

My half Canadian heart damn near flew out of my chest I'm losing my MIND

Noxy Keng

that voice change hit me like a brick. I'm absolutely impressed by your voice. You went from "I am the Captain now" to "I nibble on Cookies when nobody watches" in a Heartbeat. <3

Giraffes

I WAS WHEEZING OMFG this is too good (<3 timmies)

SkittyKat

It's too late to save your soul. :)

Doddy

Oh lord, new patreon user here, help

SkittyKat

Technically, this is kinda their fault... lol

SkittyKat

Ironically, I've never been a fan of Boston creams. Gimme ma sprinkles donut!

SkittyKat

You'd have to ask the writer for the script. I dunno if it's public.

SkittyKat

Haha, that's fantastic. Starting the day right.

SkittyKat

👍

SkittyKat

*nibbles*

Richard Hardslab

I don’t think you need to apologize to Canada for this one XD

TeddyBearPaladin

I got some cream for you from Boston for ya' right here Skitty. ;)

Geralt of Rivia

Hmmm...maybe I'll do it. I typically specialize in cartoon voices, but maybe I can do something a little more risque.

PhantomZ

omg, just came back from getting my double double XD

John LeDavid

Neat

Andrew Long

*looks around, wanting to be some girl's Timbit*