I tried making an OnlyFans 🥺️ #fail
🕑 Added 2021-02-23 19:17:26 +0000 UTC**Removed two pictures**
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My "inactive" OF >>> https://onlyfans.com/skittykatva
I had high hopes of starting a public shitpost account on OnlyFans. Unfortunately, I didn't realize there's a verification process, and Skitty is not brave enough to share a close-up photo of her government-issued ID and selfie.
So I'm posting peen-kun here instead! THANK YOU PATREON!!! 💕
Peen-kun is my very best boy. I love him. He's my new best friend forever. And before you call him smol, he's TWELVE inches!! Well, almost. He's 11.8, but that's close enough. Everyone rounds up, right?
#peenkun4thighsquish
Comments
The Algorithm
You know what else is 12 inches ....my bible
Terry Y
Peen-Kun best waifu
Nice
SkittyKat
It's okay, they're just doing their job. At least peen-kun is plenty loved here <3
Sonicblur83
this was adorable. OF are jerks for being mean to peen-kun
SkittyKat
❤️
SkittyKat
Haha, thank you! But I hope the silliness of this photoshoot made you less angy ❤️
SkittyKat
No, but I'm waiting for his littlest brother to arrive.
SkittyKat
Married man? I can't say that I am ;)
SkittyKat
Ngl, he's got a pretty *cushy* life. ;)
SkittyKat
Big pp energy
Renmaru
Very slightly jealous of a plushie now... just slightly though.
KazooCrow
This made me so angry that I supported you on Patreon! 😤😤😤
Oliver Lum
Do you have the whole family from the last picture :o <3
Sali
Peen looks like a married man. Are you by any chance.......
Arbitor117
Big pp. Lol
Andrew Long
Never have I wanted to trade places more with a plushie...
Sawyer nafe
Whatever it takes miss skitty! Dont let your guard down!
SkittyKat
Oh dear. I guess I'll just have to chain him up... for safety.
Sawyer nafe
I feel envious of this peen-kun, what has he done to earn this affection from skitty? I do not trust him with our queen! Do not let his cute face fool you. For behind those black eyes he harbors evil intentions🤣
SkittyKat
You leering at my boi?!!! ... Well, he kinda likes it ;)
Nemnus
Yo Peen-kun looking hot af tho
SkittyKat
Peenkun is shy, but accepts your offer of pats<3
SkittyKat
No lewdie OF for Skitty. Just wholesome shitposts, lol. If you're ever looking to buy, I got my buddy from ebay.
Noglad
If I may be so bold; your peen is very cute, Skitty. I... I kind of want to pet it...
Da_robblar
I'm happy to find someone I follow, on Patreon, that isn't going onto the Onlyfans platform lol Shit, peen-kun is kinda cute. I'd never get one for myself (stuffed animals/things aren't my thing) but I could easily gift that to someone else. Is that Skitty hands I see? *swoons*
SkittyKat
Good boys gets pats :) *patpat*
SkittyKat
Lol, gotta keep things spicy.
AMDHome
Just gonna say. Would love to be Peen-kun right there. Those pats look heavenly >,> <,<
JDLGBOYZ21
Peen-Kun looks like he’s living the dream but also a bit scared and confused lol
SkittyKat
Hahaha, I can see that.
SkittyKat
I hope so. We'll see :D
SkittyKat
That's how I felt when you gave me those peennom emotes <3
SkittyKat
Hahaha, I'm glad he can bring you a fraction of the joy he's given me. It's such a silly plushie.
James
I thought ur leg was a bolster pillow for a sec lol
SkittyKat
Ebay! It look about two weeks to get him.
Mario Ramirez
so its peen pat pat going to be a new emote because that would be halarious lol
Sargoth
hahaha! I'm cryin of laughter! Nice shitpost, Skitty! :lewdpeen:
StrykerVR
Makes me wanna get one to be honest, gosh dang it Skitty 😂
SkittyKat
He better be! He's mine :D
SkittyKat
Lol, yeah, he kinda looks like a marshmallow. Especially when the pics are black and white.
SkittyKat
There's totally a plush fetish out there.
SkittyKat
Next audio. mebe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SkittyKat
Lololol. <3
SkittyKat
Hahaha, I guess I am smol. :)
SkittyKat
Nooo, he is MINE! ree
SkittyKat
Mostly spoil. A little abuse. <3
Infamous Nightraid
Peenkun looks very happy lol
OdinSon_1774
It took a stupidly long time for my to realize he's a dick.
Dorito26
Im sure this is someones fetish lol
Mishaak
"This is my life now. Pls help. (ʘᴗʘ✿)" - Peen-kun probably, lol. I absolutely love the expressions and blush you gave him. #cute :))) Collab when? :BunSip:
Erected Dragon
Playtime is so cursed
SkittyKat
You're making him blush.
SkittyKat
Shitposts make me happy. Thanks Donovan <3
SkittyKat
I hope I made you smile. And have a wonderful day!!!
SkittyKat
lol, Skitty no thicc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SkittyKat
Lol, thanks :)
SkittyKat
Just Peen-kun :3
SkittyKat
Who knew a peen could be this cute, lol
SkittyKat
I KNOW! He's adorable. And supa soft <33
SkittyKat
I cannot disagree with that.
Billy Denton
#freepeenkun
SkittyKat
Oof, I'm sorry to hear that :(
SkittyKat
Stuff that makes me giggle.
Cherrybomb
Oh geez i know you were tiny but i didn't realize how tiny... Also i don't think i have ever been as jealous of a plushie as I am of Peen-kun lol
SkittyKat
Raz <333
SkittyKat
Only type of shitpost I know how to do. lol
NekoWinters .
Why am I not surprised to learn you both spoil and abuse penis kun Skitty!! ;3
MasterKevlar
im jealous of Peen-kun...
Xavius Night
cute XD I do like this kinda shitposting though, keep it up, Skitty!
Jared Chinchello
Thank you Skitty, I enjoy quality shitposts before work.
Lhykosidae
Would not have known those were your legs if you hadn't labeled the pictures. Skitty is so smol. I love the gentle patpat gif.
JoStal Dance
it’s really so cute❣️☺️✨✨✨ 🤍❤️💜💙💛💚🤍
TeddyBearPaladin
Skitty . . . keeps buying toys too big for herself. :P 12 inches . . .and data girth! Super adorable stuffie for a super adorable woman. Have you named him yet? Or is it jus' peen-kun?
Niyaz
This is cute wth 😂😂😂♥️
HappyWill16
WHY IS HE SO DAMM CUTE! For a second I actually forgot that he was in fact... well... literally a dick.
Max Paulus
He might not be smol but you definitely are 🥰
SoloWingKiba
Agreed their verification process is a bit much. Have nothing against creators who use OF. Truthfully I hate it personally, the one time I signed up I immediately had my CC info stolen from there.
Connor Boetzkes
I really don't want to know what you are actually into
Razgriz770
Lol thank Skitty-Sama
Milo
The cutest of shitposts obviously.