Oh no Skitty swores! @$#%!! ~ Navy Seal Copypasta [2min]
🕑 Added 2021-03-16 09:06:15 +0000 UTCIma keel you!! Reee.
But wait! There's be more!
Livejoker has written a headpat navy seal version! Less swearing, more wholesome. I'll share that in the next post ;)
Edit: I am not smort. TIL, the -ps in "corps" is silent.
Comments
Lore Remington II
I listened to this right before a zoom meeting and it tickles me. Thank you! I adore how your audios are all over the place; something for everyone.
Christian_Shxt
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
Snarky
I am back Skitty!!! I love this 🤣
Alex
Skitty swearing at me actually cuter than it is insulting. I swear it’s her voice. Too adorable
Grimbow
this copypasta somehow manages to defy getting stale, gets me every time
Noglad
Not the top shnoiper! I'm scawed!
Now this... this is worth 10 times what I'm paying
WreckenHydro37
700? Awesome.
SkittyKat
No dying allowed. I hope you're taking care of yourself (o´・_・)っ
Robin Löfgren
This was very nice to hear since I was thinking of killing myself. Skitty can do it for me instead ❤️
SkittyKat
Haha, thanks church
church
This is the quality content I pledge for
SkittyKat
You calling me a melon was the best bit. lol
Mishaak
Liste here you fookin' melon. David fookin' Hazuki have thought how to swear in bri ish so don't you even try to compete with me you knob gobblah! Come to fookin' Smethwick Birmingham if you wanna brawl, ask for Misha G, I'll come out my house and I'll break you, you little prick! ... Dick nose shit goblin. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
SkittyKat
*quietly swears more under breath but accepts the pats* (´꒳`)
SkittyKat
Butchering words is supa fun ❤️
SkittyKat
A little part of me feels bad, but swearing is too fun, lol.
SkittyKat
It'll be 701 after I'm done with you! :D
SkittyKat
Who knew swear words can be so persuasive (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
SkittyKat
ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ
SkittyKat
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ flex'n tiddies
SkittyKat
So today I learned, I'm dumb and didn't know the -ps is silent. :3
SkittyKat
But I have camouflage!
Fushigi
*Head pats Skittykat* You're not that mean 😋
Alexandre (Zeissenam)
SHNIPER HAHA
Da_robblar
Sounds like Skitty going gangsta/marine. How do you make swearing sound so cute lol
Giraffes
S-s-seven hund-ddred ..? (I loved the way you did it, just to say. Like it was fun, playful and idk. And the end was a tad comfy in that sense, also)
Killer_avocados
Okay okay I take it back! Muffins are better than cupcakes!
dewayne curtis
May I just say that with the voice you use makes it so cute.
Skitty I don't understand just give me the titty.
Bear
Skitty has the charm of a kitten and the mouth of a Marine Corps (pronounced corpse) drill instructor! Ooo Rah!
SkittyKat
Cute aggression? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SkittyKat
We will take down that alien with all da weapons! pewpew
SkittyKat
I said "across the globe", maggot!
Nathesium
Ur not gonna turn green and yell "Skitty SMASH!" are you? Cause if u are... I'd like to get the camera first :3
Lhykosidae
Damn, all I said was "Skitty is the best, and I love her audios". Was not expecting this response lol. Looking forward the wholesome one :)
Xavius Night
I am stuck imagining some pre-game smack talk in an Among Us game
Benjamin Herne
I think I'm safe, you didn't mention international operatives 🙃
SkittyKat
Ima be coming after your butt!
SkittyKat
Mud?! No. Blood!! >:D
SkittyKat
🥰️
SkittyKat
Well... in one take I said, "I will shit furry all over you" instead of "fury"...
weighingvirus
Never thought being threatened cod sound so cute xD
Slider17x
Picturing slowly smearing mud across your cheeks with two fingers. Rawr!
TeddyBearPaladin
The texas accent in the middle is spot on. It's interesting this character is so out of the norm for you it is kinda funny. I keep expecting you to burst out laughing and asking for another take
guavochops
ah this is gr8
SkittyKat
I'm so very professional :D
Hyp
👊😾🔪 Skitty angry