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THE NO MAN'S SKY RANT

🕑 Added 2016-09-02 19:10:36 +0000 UTC

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@thiccrat_

I REMEMBER THIS!! i wont soon forget Internet Comment Etiquette: "How to be a Critic" with the famous quote: "well, it is free to play if you download it from a torrent web site, like me" and "best free to play game of the year" and finally, "this is a weird shooter, these animals arent fighting back at all!" this is my only memory of the game, and its the only memory i need.

Nick V.

I'm sad that everyone hates the Lisa idea, but honestly as someone whose actually a bit of a Sonic anti/ironic fan I'm weirdly excited to hear someone actually explain to me why I'm wrong about the franchise instead of threatening to violently destroy me and nail Rouge porn to my corpse like they usually do. Hell - Man of Steel apologetics would also be a cool video even if I've never seen the film.

Amanda Beverley

The reason I chose Sonic is not because I've heard of Sonic (I've heard of everything in the poll)- it's kind of the opposite- I actually don't know anything about Sonic lore, so it would be the most informative to me probably? Man of Steel I also don't know much about, but I get more information about Superman through cultural osmosis than I do about Sonic. Either would be cool.

Roz Mosis

Man of Steel analysis/defence PLEASE!

I recon you'll have an interesting take on Man of Steel, so my vote goes to that.

Lisa must never happen.

Ruben Rydell-Sandgren

This one votes for Man of Steel Apologism. Your appreciation for Monsieur Snyders ouvre must be examined closely, and this is the first necessary step. (The in-depth Lisa analysis also needs to happen, but it can wait).

boy_carmelina

I like the points in this video. Now I have an easy way to explain the things I do like about NMS. But I will never forgive the game for not at least throwing some confetti in my face for learning all of the Krovax language. Big bummer. Also, gimme that sweet Man of Steel candy. I am so curious what you'd be defending in that. Must've missed the good things.

SONIC SONIC SONIC

cyclopeantrash

Give us some Sonic lore.

Sorry, is Man of Steel Apologism you being an apologist, or talking about other apologism?

Sonic

Dave

How did your throat survive, kudos that can't have been easy

Cai Macdougall

Lol

Cai Macdougall

I mean... *call me*

Cai Macdougall

If you ever turn gay, call me. Just saying.

doctrfaustus

I vote Sanic

Stephanie Aldrich

I vote Man of Steel, that sounds fun!

I have a feeling the dogs next door didn't like you recording this video Also i'll vote for Man of Steel apologism

Sonic, please.

Hey there, this is my second vote for an in-depth lisa analysis video!

Thaddeus

MAN OF STEEEEEEEEEL! As a person for whom Superman fulfills a role roughly analogous to a religious figure, I have a great affection for even the most reviled of Superman films (except Superman IV because it knows what it did). Granted, even considering my own appreciation of it, there is one utterly unforgivable aspect of Snyder's one palatable Superman-containing film: that is not how a tornado works, Zack, nor is that how people from Kansas (and Kansas-adjacent states) behave when they see a tornado!!! DO YOU THINK I'LL FORGIVE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD SUPERMAN'S MENTAL IMAGE OF HIMSELF WEAR A KANSAS CITY ROYALS SHIRT WHEN HE WAS IN ZOD'S MINDFLAYING MACHINE OR WHATEVER IT WAS!? Because actually, yeah, a very canny choice (esp. considering this film came out before the Royals broke a historically bad streak 28-year streak of not advancing to postseason and who would love their underdog home team more that Clark Kent?) and it does buy a lot of goodwill from me as a kid from that area and-- NO! Get bent, Zack Snyder. You know nothing of the American Midwest.