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Incoming Hyperwave Intercept
🕑 Added 2023-03-08 23:52:28 +0000 UTCFrom: Melnorme InfoRelay Prime Trade Network <noreply@besttradersever.nafs.mel>
To: <recipients undisclosed>
Date: 3-8-2163
Subj: Hyperwave Intercept
Greetings, valued trade partner!
We of the Melnorme Ultra-Trade Value Complex are always striving to maximize engagement opportunities for InfoRelay Prime traders like yourselves. Our unparalleled information-gathering network uses vastly sophisticated and, dare we say, TERRIFYINGLY SECRET techniques to scour the cosmic aether for interesting data, and it has come upon a document which we think you will find VERY interesting.
While we would normally avoid trading such incomplete information, we understand Humans to enjoy mystery and intrigue. We have repaired the document to readability as best we can, and as you are an InfoRelay Prime trader in good standing, we are delivering it as-is with no guarantee of veracity.
We hope that these sentences fascinate you. Thank you for your continued willingness to engage with our services!
With sincerest wishes that you always meet your quarterly guidance,
Trade Master Burnt Umber
Melnorme Ultra-Trade Value Complex
Comments
Dan Gerstein
Right now, we're just targeting and working on a PC release, but we are keeping consoles in mind as a possible future.
Semi related question - do you plan to release UQM2 only for PC, or also for game consoles?
Big N8, Aged Student
This electronic video diversion will consist of literally nothing but conversations with spongy aliens while playing Windows 3.11 iterations of SkiFree. Lo. I see the future.
