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The era of inflation, when everything stretched the fuck out.....
🕑 Added 2025-11-01 19:00:10 +0000 UTCSo, time moved on, after 10⁻³⁶ seconds.
From 10⁻³⁶ to 10⁻³² seconds
X and Y bosons fucked off, antimatter and matter stopped annihilating each other, and the Universe was left like this: a huge chunk of emptiness filled with a fuckton of energy, but no particles, no light.
All that energy sat in one fucking field, physicists call it the inflaton. Well, that’s not even certain. A field that literally stretched the Universe until it said "stop it, please".
And not just stretched it, but inflated it, so that every microscopic point increased by 10²⁶ times(I can show how exactly they calculated it)
If you had an atom, during that time it would have become the size of an entire galaxy.
That’s inflation, not an explosion, just space itself growing faster than light can travel. You can’t pull that shit off now.
Imagine a balloon.
On it dots are future galaxies.
When you blow up the balloon, the dots don’t move, the distance between them just grows.
And the dot you drew with a marker also stretches.
Before inflation, everything was like cheesy gunk under the foreskin, all lumpy. Oh my god it's so disgusting analogy🧀
And inflation smoothed everything out.
Temperature and density became almost the same in all directions.
That’s why the cosmos looks so even and symmetrical now, even though it started as pure chaos.
But the inflaton got fucking tired in the end. Do more cardio, lol
It got too lazy to keep the Universe puffed up and “rolled down” into a calm state. Like falling from the children's slide🛝
All the energy it held inside got released and turned into heat, photons, quarks, antiquarks and other shit.
Comments
Ana
To be better for your universe😌
Thatbenjamincave
The fact that the inflation needed to do more cardio, reminds me that I should do more cardio. 🤣
Ana
That's a huge compliment, I appreciate
Pendolino70
It reads like an cosmological orgasm.
Dom
If only we could have seen the bottom half too 😩 Ah, alas 😏
