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The Saddest "Dance" Upcoming For...
🕑 Added 2025-01-08 15:00:15 +0000 UTCTo catch some new peeps up, I was the panty boy at a show in December for a cosplay strip show, and three of my friends (Ryan included) are desperately trying to help me learn... um... "stripping seggy dance strip moves" or whatever you'd call it. This was my attempt at Ryan teaching me one of them. (I think it's called hte crybaby which is a fitting name).
Yeesh. I have... a long way to go.
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Cosplays From Trash
Sure lol.
mmagio .
I looks more like you are humping while depressed than actually dancing. now sashay away.
DaggerMcCutty
I like the dance. Do more.
Curt Clark
Oh. Oops. Can you tell I'm also an ADHDer?
Neroji
That... needed to be a longer video. 😮
Cosplays From Trash
yeah it's a weird name lol
Curt Deville
🔥 ditch the name for it but very sexy how that bootie shakes.
BrianRook
Really not bad (and hot of course), but one suggestion might be to actually practice at a somewhat slower speed rather than fast from the get-go, then work up to the tempo you actually want to ultimately hit. And bonus: slower can be much more sensual to the viewer!
Cosplays From Trash
Thank you! and the funny part is, I can keep rythym in my mind or with conducting or something like that. It's the rythym in my body that I can't find but I can keep trying!
Kenny
As someone who was once a manager for adult performers, I do enjoy how you like to work outside your comfort zone. And even though you've mentioned elsewhere in this post that you have no rhythm, you can definitely makeup for that in energy and enthusiasm, as that tends to distract the average observer of your perceived lack of rhythm. Keep Kylin', sir!😊👍
Ralph Chavez
It’s the soft, dorky effort noises that are way too f’ing relatable 😂❤️
Rob
Cutest
A Simba
Great you’re taking courses. Build on & practice the basics. I could prob relate when the whole flossing thing completely confound me but eventually I could pop it. 😅
Cosplays From Trash
So this is going to seem like a total cop out, but I legit have problems with rhythm. Long story short, I took hip hop dance classes for a couple months a few years ago with no dance experience, and one of the fundamental things to learn was how to control your center of gravity/weight and be able to "feel" where it it and move it freely (this comes naturally to some people, but it is a learned skill, too). It's not a balance thing, but Im objectively bad at matching my body and moving weight on beat - my instructor compared it to a truck towing something on a rope instead of a sturdy connector, so, yeah, I need a lot of work is all I'm saying >.> Some people when they say they don't have rythym refuse to learn or haven't tried, some people literally don't lol
A Simba
Timing is everything and maybe your beats are a bit off sync. I wonder if swimming breaststroke / butterfly would help? 🤔 Great effort, looks provocative! 😏
kluwn
The camera needs to be behind you
Cosplays From Trash
That's the ground.
Cosplays From Trash
That's basically what hte dance move is
Cosplays From Trash
A solid 4/10
Curt Clark
IDK what you mean, that looked great! Though perhaps if you can find some sort of gym mat or a surface a little firmer than your bed, maybe it'll help.
Todd Ramsey
Or were you just dry humping?
Southern Exposure
I mean... Valiant effort!
Brett Kesler
👀 jiggle jiggle
