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THE PODCAST Ep. 36 / MOTHERLY FUDGE

🕑 Added 2018-09-26 04:21:41 +0000 UTC

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XineMarieMcD

“I just saw a dinosaur coming out of the barber…” 🤣🤣🤣

XineMarieMcD

I don’t want to hear anyone defend Cosby, even in jest.

XineMarieMcD

I’ll agree that the “Caddyshack 2” theme song isn’t Kenny’s finest effort, but it’s better than anything by The Mars Volta. Their slop is unlistenable.

XineMarieMcD

Haha! Yes, I was here REPEATING “Tribeca, Dan.” 😄

Louie Caponecchia

Listening to this at work. Kinda sucks remembering Dan talked about doing a feature. I've been crossing my fingers for nearly a decade that he does a return to fiction film. Even a 10 minute long short film. I'm not whining, btw. I've worked on a few short films and even something thats only 15-20 minutes long is a goddamn logistical nightmare. I just hope the resources and inspiration lines up again for Dan.

Gloria Carey

I was wondering what was going on

Riften

Is anyone else getting alerts for all the old podcasts one after another suddenly?

J.R. Dizon

"I made a zaney bloober!* *gunshot*

Kristen

the part with Rick and the dinosaurs had me in tears 🤣

Sharon Cole

Hahahahaah I love this Facebook rant hahaha.

Justa Fan

A wealthy childhood friend of mine made a film, and it was quite d-list and corny. He planned to only spend 100,000 too, but at the end he ended up spending 2 MILLION dollars!!!! Just beware lol.

TheDeadSkeletonShow

Lindsay Lohan started the Walmart sex trafficking.

TheDeadSkeletonShow

Gophers

TheDeadSkeletonShow

Omg how does Rick not know Caddyshack 2???

TheDeadSkeletonShow

Omg Kenny Loggins. Caddyshack 🙌🙌🙌

Cyndi Sleigh

Holy hell. I almost passed out from laughing so damn hard. I can’t.

Anthony DiGiacomo

The virgin mary building is so cheesy, but it's kinda iconic for this area.

LibbyS

lol i love Antique Roadshow

Mark Blumer

Lighten up man. If you’re on iPhone you can use the podcast app Overcast. It has a voice boost feature and I’ve never had trouble hearing Rick with it on.

ThirdPerson

Dan I just love your Goodwill roast videos so much, I could watch you call tacky second-hand stuff "hideous" all day long. Maybe your next project should be some kind of Antique Roadshow where people bring in some of their old crap for you to insult.

Richard Deimler

Ok Dan since Sextia N’eight will be with you on your trip to Tampa, I have a place here in Tampa called Hamburger Mary's I think the crew will like to go and get a bite to eat and a show.. Look forward to your visit here...

Katie Belock

Oh my God that elongated fart sound clip makes me bust out laughing every time.

Eileen Bustamante

Hi Dan, I was wondering if you would be open to the idea of making an episode or post on your top 10 or top 20 movies! I would love to also hear Rick's film recs.

Sally

Hey Dan, I Hope my Gladis is Settling in Fine, I heard she gave you and Rick a little light display on your haunted podcast. She is just getting started, Good Luck guys! Scotland 1- USA -0

Mike Fairbanks

The second half of this podcast was glorious... The missing child game show and of course Rick reading motherly fudge, pure depraved brilliance! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you Dan & Rick

Dana Saravia

Dan, if you told me a dinosaur came out if the Harbour, I'd believe you too. Only because it's so damn polluted, you never know what mutant will pop up. It could also be that the woman with that ridiculous kidnapping story is a mutant from the Inner Harbour too.

G. Geef

can't hear a fucking word from passive-aggressive poster boy and his behaviour goes uncorrected. there are plenty of headworn microphones under a hundred ducks there's no excuse for his childishness

Warbloid

I want dan to throat punch me so i can die happy

Austin Van Vleck

“What a bore...” Fucking lost it!

Cassie C.

WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE THESE?!

Alyssa S.

As a Clearwater native...hearing you guys debate the merits of US 19 and the history of the "Virgin Mary" building is hilarious. And the Match Game music is killing me. It's so wrong and yet somehow still so, so right.

Katie Barber

I never in my life ever thought I would be excited to listen to a scat erotica.

Sebastien Bolduc

I think I'm more excited about your horror movie than you are! Can’t wait.

Sebastien Bolduc

Ha ha ha, I love the end, hilarious!!! Concerning the people who make those kinds of posts, not the gullible people who re-post them... a lot of that stuff are just people virtue signaling because they contribute nothing to their community and society. It's childish behavior. Their life didn't amount to anything but reproducing, and now they're all, "Look at me, I want to protect children!" Who the F doesn't?! And matter of fact, that's a psychological trait of pedophiles, the person who virtues themselves as the protector of children. Not saying those people making those posts are, just pointing that out. I worked several years in an elementary school, ground zero for pedos and abductions. I can assure you that the dangers are real, but nowhere on the scale painted by paranoid fucks! People like that are mentally defective and cannot function in everyday life, and they don't last long in civil society before getting locked up. Most people are good people, believe it or not! And btw, the majority of abductions are done by an estranged parent who lost custody of their child/children. The "stranger danger" stuff is total bullshit!

Kate

The Walmart thing: my girlfriend has two people on her Facebook who within the same period in 2-3 weeks, claimed that they spotted men who wanted to take her and her kid and sell them into sex trafficking. The first person parked close to the store, went in, came back out after shopping, and found that there was a "red car" parked next to her with a man sitting in the driver seat. She apparently ran back in and had Walmart employees escort her and her kid out. Shit you not, she also got the police to give her a police report. Did I mention that this guy never once said anything to her, and never even got out of his car?

Carrie Walters

Motherly Fudge sounds like an scene between Carol and Greg Brady gone terribly wrong.

Tina Ramsey

I've actually never seen Caddyshack...pretty sure I have to watch it now! I can't wait to hear about what Rick did to the ugly children at Walmart, or whatever you're talking about today. haha

Jenny Randall

This one had me rolling. Motherly Fudge sounds like something that would be in a Chuck Berry erotic bedtime stories collection.

Janny

I got asked if I would have sex for money once while I was shopping at Meijer, I immediately called my boyfriend to come to the parking lot and walk me to my car. The guy followed me out and got into the back seat of an empty car and a woman came walking from the other end of the parking lot and got into the drivers seat and took off, not saying these stories aren’t true but things do happen especially in dirty Dayton Ohio

steve kinnamon

Also...I'm starting to realize that you may well be insane. But it's delightful.

steve kinnamon

The rage in your heart for that woman is palpable.

Kenny

Oh my God the Facebook hoax rant hahahaha I'm dying here!! Nobody wants your kid bitch!!

steve kinnamon

Man Rick is a special person isn't he. Never lose him man. You do need him, after all. To make your show famous.

LibbyS

If you want to do an overnight..go on the Queen Mary

Dan Bell

LOL

Amanda

"No one wants your ugly fucking kid!" I died. Your podcasts are the highlight of my week, other than my own ugly fucking kids. When will Jesse be back? We miss him!