THE PODCAST Ep. 43 : A Drunken Couple I Met Argues
🕑 Added 2018-11-10 23:51:43 +0000 UTC I stopped by a pub on the way home from an event last night to have some food and met a couple who seemed pretty cool. I invited them to my cottage to do a podcast and all hell broke loose. They fought, spilled drinks, cried, everything drunk heterosexual people do when theyβre crazy. I sat back and laughed my ass off. What a treat. Enjoy!
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Gio Persico
Haha, this podcast was a disaster but also simultaneously hilarious. The concept of random guests is great! Even if it winds up in drunk couples counseling.
XineMarieMcD
Whoa. These two are a match made in hell I hope theyβre not still together. I hope they never procreated. Sheβs truly insufferable. Iβd like to deport her.
MichMedia
Making my way through these podcasts from episode 1 has been legendary!! We've laughed toooooo hard and had some really insightful listening to the serious episodes! Thank you Dan ππ
Joe powell
Oh my gosh, theyβre dreadful.
Lily Losh
Omg this is fucking hilarious π€£
Jord Stam
This was by far one of my most favorite episodes π€£π€£π€£
Abbie Huffman
omg this was a fucking mess, and I loved it.
Nirmal Singh β€οΈ Gordon Big Blue Express Engine
She sounds absolutely crazy AF....and additionally drunk. Smh
Carly R
I dated a man just like him... left him.
Kieran Miller
Your sound bites were the best part for once.
Anthony
A classic lol
G. Geef
she's cross-eyed that explains plenty
Rick Drais
I stopped drinking when I discovered it wasnβt fun anymore. Now I REALLY know I was justified! Ooo those were the days. Or notβ¦
Laurie Bishop
LOLOL! This is almost too good to be real. That girl is either a mean drunk or has some other issue. I shouldn't laugh. But...I can't help it!
Rom Deussen
Can't say that was utterly enjoyable. That was like being in Little Bohemia off Eastern Ave. all over again.
Jason Haycook
These people need Jesus! Maybe weed instead of alcohol next time.....just sayin'!
Dylan King
What a treat.
Elizabeth Pawul
She has a point with the βwomen need a reason to have their emotions and are questioned when they have themβ but the alcohol definitely didnβt help her make her point. What a disaster.
Grant
Sorry babe, this one was boring. π
Lisa Crow
Bitches be CRAZY!π
Lisa Crow
Bitches be CRAZY!Hi
Michiel de Romijn
It's like a car crash. It's horrible, but you can't stop listening.
Brian
Fuckin' commies.
Tim Andersen
Shiiiiit, thank you for the childhood flashback.
Colette Wilson
So that is what an emotional car wreak sounds like. Good to know!
Brenda Lee Mina Letender
that was brilliant...love it dan, but pls be careful bringing angry heterosexual couples home with you..their volatile..lol
Gary Maxwell
It's like watching two cars fighting over the same lane, banging into each other. You want to stay the hell out of the way, but you want to stay close enough to watch the big wreck when it happens.
Jenna
Wow oh wow, that was a hot mess!! Lol so fun to listen to!!
Dawn Pedron
"I hope she's not trying to kill herself in the bathroom." "No, not yet. Maybe later." π€£π€£ That poor guy
Alyssa S.
Oh, of COURSE they were at the Pro Shop...I've literally never heard of anything good happening there, and this sounds like it's going to keep that streak alive. Already off to a great start. "She likes to scissor. Oh...fisting, sorry." Fucking hilarious. A train wreck AND a delight.
Dawn Pedron
Fucking YIKES
steve kinnamon
Hahahaha!! I love when Dan whispers about how good this is into the mic!
steve kinnamon
I don't find her too fun lol. I don't think I could date a girl like that...She does seem to get defensive about everything. Although she does appear to like Rick and Morty, so that's cool.
Kenny
Wild! Hahaha
TheDeadSkeletonShow
Oooo Chris Isaak. You pick great songs.
Travis M. Nelson
The best quote is βNow Iβve witnessed heterosexual relationships and Iβve made my choice!β
TheDeadSkeletonShow
Ooo Jane Child.
LibbyS
Keep looking for these gems! So funny I love it
TheDeadSkeletonShow
I call everyone Suzanne Sugarbaker. π
TheDeadSkeletonShow
πͺπͺπͺ Psychoπͺπͺπͺ WTF are they talking about ππ€£ Iβm dying. The music and I donβt care haha.
TheDeadSkeletonShow
Omg henna looks good for like a day then it never comes off. π
TheDeadSkeletonShow
We need some Stacey Q
Dan Bell
I donβt either but it made for good listening.
Dan Bell
Iβm working on cutting some new ones now.
Dan Bell
Will and I are not talking. Where did you hear that?
Deborah Raphael
I think she probably has some valid points, however alcohol makes her slightly confrontational. I really don't understand why they are even together though, they seem to despise each other.
Dan Norman
Jesus fucking christ! I'm so glad that I quit drinking! I probably sounded just like that!
Jenny Randall
I had to listen to this twice. OMG drunk people are the best when it comes to puking out a train of emmotions.
Patrick Sharp
She must be fun at parties
Christian Anthony
Tears begin at 29min. That was like listening to a slow motion car wreck.
Cyndi Sleigh
Ok I think I kinda like her. Maybe it was the Donald trump dick comment that won me over
Sebastien Bolduc
That's hilarious you say that because I literally said the exact same thing to an ex when I broke up with her. LOL
Sebastien Bolduc
Dan, it's nice to know that you and Will are talking again. This Podcast was priceless!!! LMFAO
Sebastien Bolduc
She ridiculed herself by her rude behavior as a guest on Dan's Podcast. So it was fair game that Dan made fun of the situation in my opinion. Imagine trying to do a Podcast and someone, man or woman, derails it? In my opinion, it's fair game. She was drunk and she had a mic and an audience, and she wanted attention. Also this dude was so chill. She's lucky to have him in her life. I'm sure she's a lovely person but she was drunk AF!!! LOL I love this couple because it reminds me of every ex I ever had. Ha ha ha
Stephen Labay
You couldn't give this girl a winning lottery ticket without her being mad about it.
Shane
Dan you must have a massive catalog of potential/new sounds bites for your soundboard. Please add more. Warped as possible of course.
Lisa Agro
When Dan whispers into the mic..... OMG I lost it! π
Jenn F
Omg these two, they need a reality show.
G. Geef
Finding Female Rick is comedy fucking gold you are brilliant!
Candy Spamby
Iβm torn on the soundboard bc the others can hear it, and I feel like it can result in guarded answers. Though the soundboard has always annoyed me a little, so I might be biased. I was hoping to get Elianaβs raw emotions, but she mentioned how she felt ridiculed and it sorta derailed her message. But Iβm not sure what the intent behind the soundboard is, whether itβs to control the convo or not
Elizabeth Brookman
I was just asking you the other night (live on Insta) for a "What kind of people are these?".... and you've delivered in a totally new way! Made my night. π β€
Kate
Holy shit, she's crazy!!! It's hilarious though
Dan Bell
It was heavenly.
Dan Bell
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cherriogrande
this is amazing
Tina Ramsey
I'm sitting here thinking how many times did she read the article? She keeps repeating herself! Meanwhile this guy can barely get a word in edgewise. This poor woman has a lot of issues. But it sure made for a funny episode!
Carrie Walters
This is the best train wreck ever, lol. And yes, you were totally ridiculing her with the Psycho sound bite, hahaha.
Tiff
She must be fun at parties π But the Nicole Arbour bit on the soundboard omg π€£
Justin S earlywine
Dan The way use the soundboard to talk for you as to not interrupt the bit was brilliant !!! I was gripping the couch laughing π
Dan Bell
Golden.
Dan Bell
Thank you so much, Carrie! Sorry they took so long!
Dan Bell
Lolllllllllllllll
Dan Bell
100%
Dan Bell
βTell me whatβs wrong?β βI wish I had a penis.β ππππππ
Jubbles
Oh dear... Hope the henna was worth it.
Nathan Cochrane
That was one of the most difficult yet enjoyable things I've ever listened too..lol
Dustin 13
" You still dont understand my common sense. " LMAO !!
Shane
Lol off to the races
Rosemary Bolino
That heterosexual people do? Mmmm
Carrie Walters
Not podcast related but I just opened up the Polaroid prints I ordered, thank you so much! Theyβre awesome!
Jill Smith
This is gonna be good . . . .I feel like I am listening to Lux Radio Theater . . .the drama . . . the background music . . . the crunching of the Doritos like a killers footsteps through crunchy snow. Wondering if she ever stops talking . . .