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Mother, I Require Things for Tea to Say đ
🕑 Added 2023-10-19 20:43:51 +0000 UTCItâs another Make Tea Say Weird Shit post!
Please write down something youâd like me to say and Iâll make into some frickle frackle Knick-knackery!
Thank you.
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Arekkusu
âW-w-w-whatâs good lactation nation itâs your girl DJ Cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats. We're comin' at you live from the heart of the deep south, but not like, the actual south, but more the idealized concept of the south, primarily as invented by the Japanese. About to hit you with an hour of a mix so creamy the cows'll come home early. This ainât your rancherâs station: weâre spinning beats fatter than my tits. with the most lactose-laden acts of the 21st century who'll either make you get out of your seat and dance or fling off your top to try and keep it dry. Now sit back, get your breast pumps on and settle in for: that's right, sixty minutes of dairy-fresh def jams to kick your mammaries into overdrive!â
Dylan Curry
Remember kids, violence is not the answer. âViolence?â Is the question and the answer is âYESâ *insert shotgun sound effect here*
âJust because you put syrup on something donât make it pancakes.â
