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Napoleon

Yes thank you haha… but what gender is dick in German?? 😆

Hexana

I think you called the chest tattoo "Der Schwanzmesser" in German. But it would be "Das Schwanzmesser" because knife is neuter in German. This is the type of corrections you're wanting pointed out right?

Napoleon

I CANT DEAL WITH IT

Jacob B

Went back to watch this and was inspired to buy a rare Brock Lesnar football card at auction. Got it for less than half the asking price. Deal with it.

Napoleon

lol seanbaby is a legend. Tho I’m still mad at him for leaving me hanging for the Fujta segment in lineal 2 😂

Adnertron

Brilliant stuff m8! Well done.

Ricky Finn

Dude... I am here with 8 empty pint tins if red stripe, gagging and sweaty and im still waiting for 30 minutes on YT. Yea I could've used the other link but it don't work on my TV and I've had to slog a week out In Birmingham, which is so bad even Games Workshop in the 40k universe named a planet after the place and it's classed as a sheer Hell hole. What the fuck Nap!? 😂

DeanKind

YAS! finally get to see the video on VIMEO before I see it on YouTube, congrats again my man! and I know this is late, but seeing you with SeanBaby is like my MMA comedian's world colliding! Literally learnt all my MMA history from you guys haha. Still visit his classic website to this day. Tangent over, can't wait to watch this White Jacked Boy :D Congrats again Napoleon!

Justin

You are a legend man. Loved the video

Napoleon

Seriously, such an underrated album!!

Karl Tiirik

I was about to ask what the amazing intro song is...just to find out it's another song by Waiting Room. I fell in love with "Carousel" after the Bisping title win segment. Now "Point Your Eyes Down" hits the same spot. Wonderful stuff!

Ricky Finn

Oh, of course! That's an absolute standard! Tho these will be the tightest. That's why I got the oil 😂

Napoleon

No tight pants?

Napoleon

I do indeed, they’re all on https://justbleed.shop but if you give me a bit I’ll try and get you a discount code!

Justin

Hey Napoloen. I was looking to buy one of your Just Bleed shirts. Do you have a link to some of your merch?

AU

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Edit: Woo

Ricky Finn

Cannot wait to see this Nap! Got some new oil and a heater ready next to the sofa and a crate of Hawkstones to drink Friday to smashing with. Ashida will be scared at the state I'll be in after 👍

Lynden Bastin

Thank you for the nourishment, Father

Napoleon

Thanks mate! Glad you enjoyed it 😀

Napoleon

Lemme show ya sumthin

GoPioneersLaser0

Elite. Best work yet.

Lawson Douvier

That and their first (?) Decline of British Sea Power. Randomly grabbed it at a CD store back in the day and fell in love

Alessandro

The Nap lore expands with another great chapter. Hard as a rock

Napoleon

That’s a MILLER lite, cause neither bud nor coors will pay me anything

Napoleon

Just glad I could make a few more people aware of that album!

Napoleon

Phew! Glad we avoided that catastrophe 😆

Napoleon

The soundtrack they did for disco Elysium is genuinely incredible

Napoleon

Aw I was happy to include him man, been a bit of a tough year for me and everyone I know, so I was happy to get Fozzy in there for you 😀 haha yeah you could see DC really getting into the promo, think he was loving every second of that carny ass shit lol

Napoleon

You’re welcome buddy 😆

the lion

Oh man!? Can I put producer on my resume now? I never thought about it and have no immediate plans on moving jobs but it's a helluva consideration. Going on the resume! Thanks for the idea homie!

the lion

The Pride Supercut is always something I can go back and watch and no matter how many times I've seen it, it always brings me a new chuckle, there's always a joke that slide by me or something I forgot about. It's one of my favorite documentaries period, on the internet, in theaters, on DVD, it's amazing.

the lion

Paper the event. That's what WCW and other smaller pro-wrestling promotions used to do back in the day. I'm not sure how common it is now but back in the day you used to see passed out drunk bums in the stands of events not up front but back in the upper bleachers who would come in for a warm place to rest their eyes.

the lion

We don't deserve the goodness that is Napoleon. He makes movies, proper documentaries about MMA and we Neanderthals' are gifted his works with no effort of our own. Also drinking a few Miller Lites because truly good beer will take away from my gains.

the lion

That stop motion between Brock and Frank was awesome, you found a gem my man! It was so good! I remember watching the Cain vs. Brock build up trying to sell me the PPV. This was a (as to be expected) great documentary. "Enjoy working at the Petrol Station you Rat-Fuck" is one of my favorite insults as well! DC was always a Pro-Wrestling fan, it wasn't surprising DC was cool with the promo being cut about him, Stipe I can't see appreciating it as much. I want to thank you so much for including that section for Fozzy (RIP), it both lifted my heart and broke it again seeing my buddy there on the screen. It meant a lot bud, I really do appreciate it.

Lawson Douvier

Your music choices are always next level. Been a big British Sea Power fan for decades and love to hear it employed so well

Jim Finn

I was worried I would come away from this with a new found respect for Larsner but thank goodness Nap delivers! A good friend is a relative of Brock and never had a kind word for him. Fantastic stuff

Sixten Lindberg Tomasevic

I don't get why the intro music by Waiting Room hits me so damn hard, but it does.

Napoleon

One of these days I’ll be able to do this full time lol

Napoleon

Glad you enjoyed it man!

Dan Alder

That was a great video, mate. I watched it in full and couldn't bear to pause it for a break. Cheers!

Rory Tulloch

Done a fantastic job with this, i just wish there was a way you could churn them out faster lol. well done mate, best MMA docs on YT

T-money

Ah yes, the junior monk ask the senior monk “what is the just bleed nature”… and in response, the senior monk threw the junior monk off the bridge. So yeah that’s what how it when

Napoleon

Did something cool happen with them??

T-money

Holy shit! I am humbled to be in your presence Sir! This reminds me of a story of junior monk and his teacher were walking on a bridge...

Napoleon

Cheers Paul, glad you enjoyed it!

Napoleon

Well I’m glad I could help sway your opinion one way or the other 😆

Napoleon

Thank you Kent! 😀

Paul Eder

subscribed especially to see this early, was not dissapointed, great vid, thanks dude

Kent Inge Olsen

As with all your creations this is a work of movie art.

T-money

saying this not knowing anything about the mcmahon situation, But I came into the video with a strong dislike of Lesnar, and honestly came out liking him a little more. Yup, He had a ego almost as big as his physical size, and was a sore loser and was a drug cheat, But he definitely seems like a good person and has a lot of redeeming qualities. Great job Nap!

Napoleon

im glad i could reaffirm these beliefs for you

Napoleon

Dotn be sad its over, be happy it existed

disk-kun, the mascot for the famicom disk system

well, i don't like combat sports, and i went into this thinking lesnar seemed like a pretty big piece of shit, and i watched fully engaged for however many hours to emerge with the conclusion i still don't like combat sports and that lesnar seems like a really big piece of shit

Asuvir

I promised myself I wouldn't cry. But here it is. A new video. A new obsession.

Ian P

Damn that was awesome. And what a twist towards the end when it turns out he WAS using steroids after all!

rocHudson

Absolutely brilliant work 👏🏿

Larry Bell

Oh and great job as always! Worth the wait

Larry Bell

Is it weird my main takeaway is I really want that frank vs Brock two pack?? 😆

Napoleon

Thanks Kitty!

HungryKitty

Incredibly well done… just say’n

Napoleon

Can i have a quick read of it before its sealed away for eternity though?

Napoleon

i love that track, hadnt heard it in over a decade until it randomly popped up in my youtube recommended!

Rhys Hayes

Damn. Well done. Really captured that hard-to-pin-down weirdness of the Lesnar years. Left me with a few thoughts: - Kurt Angle, what a dude. Talk about a bloke who was twice the athlete on his worst day that Brock Lesnar was on his best. - There’s a world in which Frank Mir never crashes that bike and instead becomes the archetype for a heavyweight with (relatively) educated hands and a legitimate ground game, 20 years ahead of his time. - Any manga that eventually tries to illustrate the dark ceremonies and rituals by which Dana and Vince McMahon finally resolved their blood feud will need to be locked away in some new Ark of the Covenant and buried far, far away from human eyes.

Rhamy Zakhari

Another absolute corker of a film. Up the Hud Mo and up Sleeping Dogs. Cracking track from a cracking game.

HungryKitty

10/10

Carlos Palomarez

10/10

Napoleon

Enjoy that miller lite goodness my friend 😆

jason goldstein

I’m gonna go home drink a Miller Lite, that’s Miller Lite (technically Miller Genuine Draft) cuz Bud Light don’t pay me nothing and enjoy another magnum opus by Napoleon “I’m Jacked White Boy, Deal With It” Blownapart. Seriously dude, dunno what we did to deserve this content. Amazing!

Napoleon

Cheers dude!

Mateusz Jedryczka

Time to roll a big blunt and watch this

Ratdick

Hold on, brother. I’m shitposting here. You don’t miss, dude. You could fart into the mic for 2 hours and I’d probably still listen if there was at least one Tekken reference in the middle. Fav part was probably the Carwin Reddit comment spotlights.

ACTION_NELSON420FPC

Hell yea mate can’t wait to put this bad boy on tonite 🙏

Jake Fires

Amazing work

Napoleon

Withnail and I fan spotted

Napoleon

Well im sorry to hear that

Tom Bruce

PERFUMED PONCE!!!!

Ratdick

He’s a drunk Irishman who’s bad at grammar. Deal with it.

Napoleon

I kinda thought the same at first, but yeah, he doesnt come across well in that book, kinda made himself the villain of his own book, just like Matt Hughes did lol

Aaron B

Damn at first I thought Brock seemed a pretty cool guy, bit awkward at speaking but funny and friendly. His book makes him seem like a total arrogant asshole and the Vince McMahon stuff is beyond the pale. Thanks for changing my mind on this dickhead

Napoleon

lol tell her im sorry 😆

Napoleon

no way, thats amazing! Yeah i assumed they just gave away those 39K tickets lol

Napoleon

A bit of a downer, but glad you enjoyed it all the same!

Napoleon

Same mate, glad i could help 💪

Napoleon

probably too late to fix it now, but thanks anyway!

Mike Huff

“Long and hard” edits are genius lol

Mike Huff

Just woke the wife up laughing at the thought Yoda handing homeboy a stick and saying “now wave this this around and say, ‘wwwow…wo wow…wwwwwwow.””

Mike Huff

I made it Nap! I convinced the wife that there’s ONE great reason for Patreon. And he’s Irish!

Mike Huff

It’s 4:45 am in Florida and I’m HYPED

LurkingInTheDistance

Exquisite music selection as always

Bola

Very ripped, and jacketed

upfield202

Oh man the K-1 Dynamite segment gave me deja vu. I was at that event and it definitely was packed. However, I assume a huge portion of the people got their tickets for cheap/free because that's how I got mine. Fuck DJ Hapa too

Bill

The last five minutes of this are fantastic. Great fucking writing man.

Matt

I'm going through some tough times lately and your videos never failed to bring me some much needed moments of joy. Thank you so much!

Wolfenheimer

The dick sword dnd thing. You misspelled their. Thought you might want to know

Ratdick

I can’t wait to deal with this.

Daniel

Some of your finest work yet. Hella well done. Can't wait to watch it again on YouTube when it hits your channel for public consumption.

Lockstep

USADA might need to start drug testing you, your videos seem to have an unfair advantage over everyone elses

Napoleon

Glad you enjoyed it dude!!

Napoleon

Thanks man! 😆

Napoleon

👊👊

Napoleon

Damn, wish I’d had that clip for the iamverybadass section lol

uptown710

Nap, I I finished the vid. Bro you are genuinely great at this man. I mean that with all my heart. I can’t begin to tell you how much respect I have for the amount of work you put into these things. I’m not really a MMA fan, and my having been a wrestling fan has long since passed. I do have a deep respect for athletes in any field as for the past few years I’ve mainly been into cycling. Your content doesn’t go over my head, and I don’t feel “left out” by it. I’m happy to keep supporting you however I can, and thank you for your work🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 PS : That fucking pixel art background is BEASTY! Lmaoooo you even got Ashida Kim’s ninja romance novel in there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jacob B

Brock's psychological warfare against Mir was so powerful, it got Frank to say that he hoped to kill Brock in the cage on a WEC broadcast. Shame, he was better than most fighters on the mic.

Lee Richardson

FK YEAH NAP

Frank Geerligs

Isn't he fucking awesome?! Another classic video

Elon Arliss

Good shit homie. Fantastic work yet again. I could watch 6 hours of this shit and be entertained, informed and laugh through all of it. 👍

Napoleon

Cheers Max! 💪

Napoleon

If you need a reference, let me know lol

Napoleon

Thanks Kaiser!!

Napoleon

that is some BS, im sorry dude!

Napoleon

Cheers Sev! Not sure i can be bothered to correct that, but appreciate it nonetheless haha

Napoleon

Thank you mate!

Napoleon

Yeah i too was not surprised, motherfucker. I was willing t ogive him a fair shake for the video but ended up genuinely disliking him by the end. Glad his career is getting buried now

Maximus Ironthumper

Just bloody epic - cheers Nap

Napoleon

lol.. even that typo is a reference to the Springfield Flim Festival from that episode of the simpsons with the critic in it

Napoleon

💪

Napoleon

gonna be a lot of mad judokas watching this one

Patrick Leonard

Great as always. The clip of a healthy appearing Stephan Bonner roasting Dana and accurately predicting Velasquez vs. Lesnar was so great but so tragic at the same time given his ultimate fate. Bravo

quazi

Patreon really needs an app for fire TV... I literally had to type in the Vimeo link, enter password, realize the stupid stock browser doesn't work, download the video, download a video player then FINALLY fall asleep to you talking about the most singly jackable single jacked white boy ever. Buuuuuuut totally worth it.

Sev

You have two typos on the card near the end thanking patrons and everyone else. "Patron" and "whether" were misspelled. Otherwise, fantastic video as always.

Mr. Grahf

An excellent piece of work as always. One thing above and beyond for me at least is that you're pretty even handed with the guy throughout. Even before the allegations surfaced Lesnar was a notoriously shitty guy, and while you make that known you also don't let it take away from his legitimate accomplishments.

Robert Feiner

Excellent as always my dude. I was never a Bork fan. Even when he debuted in wwe back in the day I just didn’t like him. Liked him less in ufc and after the news broke let’s just say I had Nate Diaz’s catch phrase running through my head. Great job Nap. Super stoked you got this one done!

Vacuously Unvexed

As ever, Nap. A fuckin' triumph. A fuckin' triumph of triumphant triumphalism.

quazi

Glaring error... Chicken salad film festival is spelled wrong in the cool ass poster. I know I'm an ass and won't catch any other errors in the actual video so I'm gonna go with that.

Ricardo Wiesner

Nap is in his prime, deal with it

Dylan

Great video, calling everyone I see tomorrow judo bum

Garrison Johnston

peak yet again

Napoleon

Dude I saw your name in the credits and the pun only hit me then. I was laughing for a solid minute at that 😂

King yeet

I still can’t believe that Brock came in 16 years ago :o

Napoleon

Dude the second I saw that clip I knew there must be a way to get it in there somehow. There MUST be

VioletMoon

Nap, you absolute mad lad. You really somehow worked in a reference to the BBC Ursei Yatsura dub in a long form essay about a pro wrestler turned MMA fighter. This is the quality content I subscribe for. 👏

Colin A. Hooker

Thank you Nap, you're always bringing the quality!

Napoleon

Thank you man! Im still not on EPWs level though, but its a hell of a compliment all the same 😆

Napoleon

I actually was gonna go in a bit harder bit figured id already made it enough of a downer of an ending as is lol

Napoleon

To the surprise of absolutely no one, this is the first season of TUF ive watched in years lol

Denise Vasel

First rate as always, Nap. Well worth the wait! PS have you seen the new season of TUF with your girl?

Luc St Leger

You did not hold back in the Epilogue.

Miles

👁

AlexHurley

it was the blurst of times

Jack Finney

Man, I once called you the Super Eyepatch Wolf of MMA videos, but you've outdone yourself once again. This is why you're my favourite YouTuber, and I look forward to these videos/retrospectives more than I do most fights. You rock.

Brendan Ridley

Bork lazer! What a video. I am going to add Executive Producer to my CV. Can't wait for the next one!!!

KaiserErma

A new legendary video, I was glued to the screen. Thanks for putting in monumental effort bringing this to us!

Napoleon

Thank you!!

Jaska

Your work is so god damn good. Thank you for the incredible work you do!

Eriq Hochuli

I work next door to the Coors brewery. Most people here don't drink it. Although the banquet "Coors Heavy" is better.

Napoleon

Glad you enjoyed it!

Napoleon

Truly it was the best of times

Brandon Tingle

absolute BANGER of a video! I'm convinced the athletic commission would have never sanctioned any living person to fight Ubereem, a specimen scientifically designed to fuck your girlfriend, except for Lesnar.

Koba

Love this video man. No matter how controversial Bork is, he is what brought me into mma as a kid, and I can’t forget that.

Meaty Patte

Whilst it wasn’t the UFC both Bobby lashley and jack swagger (Jake Hager ) Have competed in Bellator . Lashley actually had a better record than lesnar

That One Raccoon

Dude don’t even rush it, you killed it with this one. Also on a random note, Bas new Airvantage Breather ad with Joe Rogan is hilarious. “Ok so lean over…now put it in your mouth.”

Napoleon

Thank you Stoyan!! much appreciated 👊

Napoleon

haha cant lie, im not even remotely close to starting lineal 3 yet 😆

Napoleon

Youre welcome!!

Napoleon

DONT TEMPT ME FRODO!!!

Napoleon

Thanks for the support Fred!

Stoyan Gramatikov

I must say, you haven't skipped a beat in the 2 and a half years I've been following your work... These types of quality documentaries are ungodly rare in our world and on top of that you have your own personal touch that makes the video even better. Keep up the good work, keep the bar high and good luck!

That One Raccoon

God I fucking loved that. Idk why but I was expecting a snippet of the Lineal video after the credits, but when it cut to, “Chicken Salad baby” I lost it hahaha

Autistic Weirdo

And just like that, today stopped being shit. Thank you fella.

Garrett Osborne

It's such a fucking treat to be here, the privilege to see someone so talented that even their frustrated youtube edited reuploads have been worth rewatching

Miles

Another instant classic of the genre. Also you should do a collab with Felix Biederman... a 4 four comparative analysis between elden ring and the mma canon or something

Frederick Doyon

That was amazing! It's crazy how talented you are at this. Thank you!

Napoleon

Hope you got to sleep eventually 😪

Napoleon

🤘🤘

Napoleon

Thats high praise man, thank you so much 😀

Napoleon

I hadnt heard that before, but why am i not even remotely surprised

Napoleon

This is important!

Napoleon

This constitutes as work!

Hasikeem IsSad

Dude your work is fucking art. The emotion you can convey though your videos is kinda crazy fr lol. People who make videos like you are the reason commercial television is dying Fr lol.

MB

Shout out Sidewalks and Skeletons, witch house never die

Jack Remiel Cottrell

You have made my 2am insomnia bearable.

broootalturjo

Brock is insane for getting into a three-way with Vince considering his wife sued Vince for sexual harassment

Fuzzy Yaynus

I snuck this on at work. I’m supposed to be doing something important but these videos only drop so often.

Crimson Lolita

Never been happier to work a desk job

ice bucket

Yup

Napoleon

glad you enjoyed it man! Yeah its a huge what-if in MMA if he never got sick. Like you could see he was changed in the overeem/cain fights, but those guys also werent intimidated by him in the slightest, so its hard to say if it was the illness or just fighters getting better and better that really ended his career

Napoleon

👊👊

makoncrayley

Absolutely excellent video. As a pro wrestling fan Brock joining UFC was what got me into watching MMA, and watching UFC 100 with a high school friend at the time was an utter blast, we even made an isolated anti-Brock facebook group just for fun it was that good a time. It's a shame his MMA career got fucked by diverticulitis, but it's probably a much bigger shame that he turned out to be such a massive piece of shit all in all. Can't wait for your next vid, you continue to outdo yourself.

Richard Bat Brewster

Superb! Many thanks for your amazing work <3

J K

Much appreciated! Just finished the video, it was awesome. I'll let you know what he says when we slander him writing short stories on the underground. Keep up the good work

mixedmartialarx

I have never been more ready!!! ♡♡♡

Napoleon

thats crazy! Yeah the post was definitely from the underground,if i can find a link, ill send it on!

LyraV

I'm so ready

Bernard Berserker

Another walkoff KO!

Tom Dollin

Great video. Nice work

Frank Charuk

Thank you Napoleon, always good stuff.

Dave Cottrell

Fuck yeah, Nap. Let's get it on!

J K

Legend! Thank you! Elvis and Anthony Perosh's brother actually played football with my dad, hence the connection. Back then football teams were named after countries in Australia, so people of other nationalities didn't mix when there was a mass migration from Europe and they all come from Croatian decent. This only led to brawls and mini race wars amongst those from the Balkan region on Saturdays 🤣 wild times... I like to think this propelled their mma careers a little 🤣

Napoleon

Thanks for watching mate!!

Napoleon

No way!!! That’s insane! Pretty sure that post was made on the underground, let me have a look

Lachlan

Unironically one of my favourite fighters, an absolute treat as usual Nap! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

J K

Hey mate - I'm loving the video so far and noticed you showed a forum post from Elvis Sinosic! He's actually a family friend - where can I find the post? I need to send it to him.

Ivy Stryker

Hell yeeeeeah

Edward Booth

I watch a lot of YouTube Docs and they are great. But yours a unique. You are creating stories and narratives they don't rely on a specifc event. And you are actually FUNNY. Thanks again.