Napoleon Blownapart
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Post Lesnar debrief!
🕑 Added 2024-08-12 00:12:14 +0000 UTCGood evening one and all from myself, Biscuit, and Josie! I hope you're all doing well this clammy August evening. As is tradition, its time for my post video release breakdown, (both mental and statistical).
So first off, thank you to all of you absolute fucking lunatics who watched this on Vimeo, because for the first time ever, you all spent so much time watching me talk about big ol' jacked bois that you streamed my account into the naughty list and Vimeo complained that I had been responsible for over 2TB of streamed data lol. That's 2000 fucking gigabytes, or 112 million copies of this image (I did the math, this is factually correct)
So thanks for that!
The video has gone over pretty well on YouTube, and hit 100K views in a little over 1 day, which is amazing! Though, as usual, views are kinda trailing off now, so while it raced out of the gate, I think it'll probably wind up doing about as well as any other video this year. Which is still pretty good! Though hopefully it'll have a long tail like my Frank Dux or CM Punk video.
Overall, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. It could've been better, like theres always stuff I wish i could've added, or removed, or improved, and I'm always probably more critical of myself than any YouTube commenter could hope to be. I had actually reached out to Frank Mir over instagram to ask if he'd like to have a chat about his history with Brock, but sadly never got a reply. Would've been nice to have him make an appearance, but what can you do. For obvious reasons, I didn't ask Brock to be a part of the video lol.
I'm glad to have it over with, at times it really felt like this one was never going to end. I wanted to kinda do a deep dive into the.... allegations.. but honestly, by the time I got to that part of the video it was at the 2 hour mark, and diving into such a heavy subject matter so deep into production wasn't something I really relished the idea of. I'd kinda had my fill of Lesnar and Lesnar related activities by that point. As I said a few times, this was supposed to be a short side quest away from Lineal videos for a while! See how that fuckin' turned out..
Pictured: Arianny Celeste's prediction for Carwin v Lesnar (colorized, 1925)
So speaking of Lineal videos, as you probably saw, I did an intro for Lineal 3, and that is 99% guaranteed to be where were headed for the next video. Unless something major comes up that I absolutely must discuss like Jon Jones gets sober or Dana goes woke or something. Lineal 3 is a tough one to plan for, because given my track record with these videos, I'll cover 3, maybe 4 fighters at most. But i'd also like to wrap up the series as a trilogy... which means cramming like, 7 or 8 fighters into one video lol. I don't know in what multiverse a Blownapart video can get that much work crammed into it, but I wish I lived in it. So this will be interesting to see how it goes!
So my homie who makes music for the videos under the Psedonym "The Dennis Siver Fan Club" threw together a few of the tracks used in recent videos in an EP, on bandcamp. I know some people had been asking where they could get some of the music used, so here you go:
βΆοΈ The Land of Wind & Ghosts | TDSFC x LCQP x NB | The Dennis Siver Fan Club (bandcamp.com)
Also the closing track used in the Lesnar video, by Lake City Quiet Pills is also available! (may or may not be written by the same person..)
TABLEAU | Lake City Quiet Pills (bandcamp.com)
He's also working on a proper Blownapart x TDSFC x LCQP album release! I will not be singing/rapping in ay way, just to rip that band aid off right now.
In the immediate future, what's in store for your old pal is a bit of a break. I'll probably be taking the rest of August to decompress, play some video games, read some (non MMA) books.
These are fun, relaxing reads, right??
Also, speaking of Books, I'm doing a competition to win my autographed copy of Death Clutch.
Its autographed by me. Which makes it more valuable than a Lesnar autographed copy.
To win, give me your best description of Brock Lesnar, e.g, Muscle engulfed land leviathan, AI Prompt for Forklift truck made out of muscle, etc, in the comments. Best one wins this literary masterpiece.
I have an actual, real holiday planned for a few days at the end of the month too, so that's exciting!
When the holiday is over, I'll probably get back to writing then, with an aim to get Lineal 3, and a Christmas video done for the remainder of the year.
I did add a $3 Tier to Patreon too, currently there are no extra advantages to the tier other than the feelgood factor of supporting me a littler harder, but I am currently thinking of things I can do to make it actually worthwhile. If anyone has any suggestions, let me know!
Anyways, thats about it for now. I'll keep you all posted! Take care, and again, THANK YOU. Honestly if not for your support making these kinds of videos financially worthwhile, i'd probably go back to making masterpieces like this piece of garbage from 14 years ago
thank you for saving me, and the internet, from that fate.
Take care everyone!
Nap
Comments
Allan Hutton
Anyone seen this??? A savage Joe Rogan takedown π https://youtu.be/7EuKibmlll4?si=x3tVa3sXE0--KBa0
Napoleon
If that doesnβt work just DM me
Napoleon
https://discord.gg/B9mSWpQn
Napoleon
ππ
Old_Durty_Badger
I must Join this Discord! Brothers and Sisters of the Just Bleed Creed, can anyone send me a link, the one in Membership doesnt work anymore.
Wolfenheimer
Brock is what happens when a steroid from new jersey makes a wish to become a real muscled white boy
Karl Tiirik
Thanks for finally making it easier to support you more with the extra tier! Brock is the outcome when a TRT vial made a wish to become a real (jacked white) boy.
Karl Tiirik
Out of MMA books, I actually somewhat enjoyed Michael Bisping's "Quitters Never Win: My Life in Ufc". Maybe it's the British attitude that sits well with me.
Napoleon
Oh my god this is amazing ππ
Jack Dempsey
FYI the Lesnar video has done better views-wise than Drake's latest song out on Aug 10th π https://youtu.be/UTz9GExMKa8
Alexandre Emeriat
I'm not crazy enough for this book. This is a very dangerous reading. I do not want to accidentally dim mak my childrens.
lajray
Agreed! It really is.
Napoleon
I love the movie! One of the best examples of cosmic horror done right
Napoleon
Itβs only been there about a week or two but thank you π
Napoleon
Glad you enjoyed it man!
Napoleon
Umm honestly out of all the martial arts books Iβve read, the only one Iβd recommend is the biography of Count Dante!
lajray
Man, you picked some serious mind-fuckery to read! Hope you enjoy them! The film Annihilation is very different from the book, but I still recommend both! Also your channel and content are badass. Good shit, homie. Lesnar is what you get if you cross the size and menace of Mr. X with the mind of an 35 year old keyboard smasher at an internet cafe who's died to "Yourmom123" 50 times.
Ian P
Dunno how long the 3 quid tier has been there, but my joy at the Lesnar vid is matched by the opportunity to contribute 2 quid more.
Machine in the Monkey
Another golden vid Nap. The chicken lovin, juice chuggin farm boy that done did good! The ballad of Brock Larsner. Iβve always wanted to ask Heath Herring how many Mack trucks he counted coming at him after he had just completed two beautiful backwards tumbles! All jokes aside, imagine seeing that behemoth of an experiment charging at you when youβve just realised youβre in the fucken octagon and trying to gather your thoughts! Anyway, thatβs enough waffle from me old mate and cheers for the vid π€
Jack Finney
"Brock Lesnar, a human cheat code of a man, if the programmer began with a gorilla as the baseline in Create a Fighter, shaved it, bleached its hair blonde and then made it marginally more aggressive but took away its ability to take a punch without retreating into it's nest to sulk."
LyraV
It was super nice of your cat to give us such a thorough breakdown.
steale ethridge
Enjoy the time off and I look forward to your next video thanks.
Alexandre Emeriat
You should make a video about good MMA books. I read a lot but i'm kind of curious : I never saw a GOOD book about the sport. Only weird biogaphy like Lesnar's one. Do you know somes ? It will make me work my english if they are not translated into french.
FilthyLucre
Jacked white boy, deal with it!
Napoleon
lol good effort π
Napoleon
Deal!
Napoleon
creative π
Napoleon
Cheers Bat boy π
Napoleon
cheers Ben!
Napoleon
We got him!
ArdorsAndArbors
Honestly, thereβs a lot of literary-crossover-potential with Big Brock. As soon as i posted, i regretted not doing something Moby Dick (almost too easy), or perhaps a Brecht rewrite: Mackie (Schwanz)Messerβ¦ I mean, the chief characteristics of Mccarthyβs Judge is being very white; very big; very violent; and having a whiny high pitched voiceβ¦
Napoleon
I think we may have found a winner ππ
ArdorsAndArbors
Since serious literature is on the line, i figure itβs fair game to lean on the classics when talking βbout Brock. βBrock Lesnar, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Brock-Les-Nar: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Brock. Les. Nar. He was a jacked white boy, plain jacked, in the morning, standing six feet three in one sock. He was Brock in slacks. He was Rat Fuck in Huntoβs tweets. He was Brock Edward on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always Lesnar. β
disk-kun, the mascot for the famicom disk system
brock is what happens when you send the average american cop through an amigara fault made of juicing
BMK
Describing Brock I'd say: Two fisted, two steppin', double wide ego stomper.
oldneon
i just noticed that my male cat looks like he could be your cat's brother :)
Richard Bat Brewster
"For obvious reasons, I didn't ask Brock to be a part of the video lol." Shame, we all get to miss out on Napoleon Blownapart and Brock Lesnar reviewing chicken meals ... Probably for the best π House of Leaves! Epic, have fun with that labyrinth of book. The tales within talesπ Tale Care π
Ben
Banger vid nap
Lewis Jones
Sorry for the confusion everyone. That actually WAS me downloading the βBiker Brockβ pic 112 million times.
Crimson Lolita
I feel like you make videos for future gratification, not so much the immediate. The videos you are making are going to be encyclopedias for future fans!! πππ
Matthew Conrad
Seanbaby's description of Lesnar is eternally the best: "Human cheat code." You might as well send him the book.
apachebleu
"if you shaved a gorilla, tattooed a penis on its chest and and gave it the personality of Ben Kingsley in sexy beast you'd be close" Great video, maybe try your hand at podcasts? I wouldn't mind hearing you break down old events. If you've ever heard a podcast about old wrestling called the lapsed fan I think you could bring a similar vibe to old ufc events. Deep diving events, the stories behind them and digging in to the often horrendous characters involved
Kevin
Brock Lesnar? He's the Juggernaut, bitch!
Daniel
Immediate upgrade to the $3 tier. Hell yeah
Evilscarface
Me 'Mom can i have a real life king kong" Mum looks at brock " we have king Kong at home"
Lance Hunter
Brock Lesner is the version of Brian Bosworth they stock at the Army-Navy Surplus store with multiple Rambo posters on its walls.
Nik_W
Thanks for the new tier! My nagging did pay off. Having looked up the allegations, I'd go with UberRimjob.
Patrick Leonard
Youve come a long way, but I live in Oregon, home of both many Stihls and crying hippies so I thoulaughed my ass off
That One Raccoon
Also, Iβd describe Brock as a human tank with questionable fashion choices. Like a supervillain who dressed in the dark and decided that tiny shorts was the way to go.
Cosmo Reverb
I'll take 97% of the blame
That One Raccoon
It was an incredible vid Nap. I loved it the way Barnett loved MTG.
Napoleon
Appreciate it man! Ill tell Vimeo it was your fault
Napoleon
thats a little too accurate to be humourous though... π
T-money
Iβll pay 2 more dollars If you do a quadrilogy π₯Ί
Napoleon
lol... fixed! its bad though so dont get your hopes up
Matthew Wilson
Fucking asshole (This is my description/book giveaway entry)
AlexHurley
just finished house of leaves 10/10, read annihilation about a year ago 10/10, both great books
Patrick Leonard
Crying hippies vs slayer sounds great, why you make it private!?
Trick Owens
Keep it up! Always enjoy your content and videos. And don't worry if the Lineal saga ends up being a Quadrilogy. Don't cram!
Cosmo Reverb
The Lesnar video is what got me to subscribe to your Patreon and watch the rest on Vimeo, so there's that at least
Insane Ape
Keep up the awesome work!
dixenparadise
Dude godspeed on those books π΅βπ« here's my description of Brock: corn-fed man milk condensed into a quivering pile of egotistical meat
