Napoleon Blownapart
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Bork Lazer update #3
🕑 Added 2024-07-07 23:15:17 +0000 UTCGood evening Just Bleed Gang!
I hope all of you are doing good, and any Americans among us enjoyed your 4th of July celebrations!
Just a quick update for today. The video is coming along incredibly quickly. The last update was 2 weeks ago and at that point only 10 minutes of video was done, as of this evening I've hit 50 minutes of video, and 1hr 10 minutes of recorded audio. To jump that much in 2 weeks is more than I've ever managed, on any video. I honestly think this one will be done relatively soon, I'd imagine another 2-3 weeks or so. Though given how quickly its going, I don't think its sacrificing any quality (at least, I fucking hope not!), as with 1hr 10 minutes of runtime, its only just gotten to UFC 100. So its got all of the depth of a regular video, and I still have a decent amount left to cover.
I'm debating whether or not to talk about...the ALLEGATIONS at the end of the video. This was just supposed to be about his MMA career, and I don't want to be a drama channel or true crime or anything, but I kinda feel like not mentioning it is just ignoring the vanilla elephant in the room.
I also feel the need to just vent about how genuinely fucking turgid Brocks autobiography is. I mean Jesus this is not quite, but its close, to Matt Hughes Made in America tier trash. Though there are some great moments, I just finished narrating a fantastic rant that brock goes on about Jiu Jitsu and his burning hatred for Frank Mir. I mean Jesus Christ this book is like 10% UFC stories, 10% WWE stories, and 80% how much Brock wants to murder Frank Mir in his sleep. Its borderline comical how much he hates that man.
Anyways that all for now, I'll try and get a more substantial update for you next week!
take care,
Nap
Comments
Bola
Your frequent updates make my other patreons look really bad lol @napoleon .... they charge more too sir!! bro this isn't some mafia hit, im just rlly broke, no idea why others dont charge as little as you do!!
Bola
Your frequent updates make my other patreons look really bad lol @napoleon .... they charge more too sir!!
Matt
You handled Conor's allegations very well, so I'm sure you can mention those in a similiar fashion.
AU
Mention them? It's why his TV career is over.
Andrew Romig
Wow. That is indeed pretty horrible. Thanks for filling me in.
Ricky Finn
Fair enough spose you got lots to cover as it is bro 😂 but how Spike is still alive after all his bumps is unreal let alone being pancaked with the most immense F5 ever 😂
Napoleon
Cheers man, I appreciate it! And yeah I think you’re right, it’s a fairly big part of the story really
Napoleon
Cheers Denise! Yeah I’m gonna include them I think, they’re probably important to understanding what kind of person he is really
Napoleon
Haha sadly I’m not getting into his pro wrestling career all that much I’m afraid!
Napoleon
I will do my best to include them even tho it’s fairly dark shit..
Napoleon
Yeah pretty sure he was strongly implicated in Vince’s sex trafficking ring..
Napoleon
Hopefully you’ll enjoy it man!
Napoleon
It was fun to record for sure haha
Napoleon
He really does come across like a bit of a miserable shite
mcdondon
Brock smash
Jason
Elbow deep in Jacked up white boy now, I see. Lesnar is such a dour and miserable grump. Hearing him talk about anything is like listening to the least interesting person you know talk about their divorce.
Mateusz Jedryczka
I’m so excited to hear this rant in your voice! I’ll wait as long as it takes!
Matthew Callow
Unreal. Looking forward to it. The best MMA documentaries ever made.
Andrew Romig
All this is new to me, so I'd like to be aware of the allegations as well and why they do or do not make sense.
mixedmartialarx
Allegations? I need to know!
Ricky Finn
Bork!! looking forward to it. PLEASE do a segment on his Suplex City annihilation of Spike Dudly and John Cena 😂😂😂 I almost baught that T Shirt, I think it was a wicked gimmick!
Denise Vasel
Thanks for the update! For whatever it’s worth, i think you should mention the allegations because as you mentioned it’d be ignoring the elephant in the room and adds perspective
Evilscarface
Hey buddy i hope all is well within the blownapart family 😁 can't wait to watch the new video and for what it's worth i agree i think there should be a mention of the allegations just because of the severity of them and honestly i think it's gives a bigger view on who he is ( just my opinion ) 😁
