Napoleon Blownapart
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Lineal 3 Update #4!
🕑 Added 2024-09-22 22:54:11 +0000 UTCJust Bleed Faithful, it is that time of week again!
So the video is just a stupid gag bit I've peppered across Lineal 3. I accidentally hit the "create video" button instead of "create image post" and now I feel obligated to upload a clip from lineal 3 so here we are. I promise this is as dumb as the jokes get, but I really, really wanted to find a way to work Metallica featuring Ja Rule and Swizz beats abomination "we did it again" into the video somehow. And this is how i am going to force the worst song created by man upon an unsuspecting public. If you haven't heard it before, you are blessed, but im about to ruin your decades long ignorance
We Did it Again - Metallica Swiss Beats Ja Rule (youtube.com)
Genuinely abhorrent.
Yet I've listened to it so much its... growing on me?? Dear god, send help.
So work on Lineal 3 is progressing well. Well, when I say its progressing well, what I mean is, there's now 45 minutes of work done!! That's good! But I've covered approximately ONE (1) changing of the lineal title. From Cro-Cop to Nogueira. That's bad. I have no idea how I've managed to make the video this long and basically just talk about everything surrounding the god damn lineal title but here we are.
Maybe I spent too long writing a victory lap segment for Valentina winning the title back (yes, you're god damn right I managed to work that in there), or maybe it was the full 10 minutes on Bob Sapp, a man who wasn't even lineal champ, but I mean this video runs the gamut of topics but this is what you're here for right? Right??
It's an all new segment on Sapp v Nogueira!! It's worth it I promise!!
What I can promise however, is anyone who enjoyed the Pride videos will be eating good with lineal part 3, as this is basically a spiritual successor to The Pride videos. We're talking Cro Cop, Noguiera, and Fedor, in their prime. Were talking Shockwave 2002. Bas Rutten saying questionable shit. Its all here, and it's all Pride.
Real talk though, I imagine this video will essentially cover Cro Cop>Nogueira>Fedor and maybe Werdum at the end. I know I could be progressing the narrative a bit faster, but, this is just how I write and It's too late to change now..
You can't rush creativity, but you can give it a gentle nudge with your foot and say get a fucking move on, so right now, I would estimate maybe 3 weeks to go? Or thereabouts. Hopefully not much longer than that.
Oh, and in some other random news before I sign off, I have too many ideas floating around currently. Obviously lineal 3 is top priority, there's also the book idea, and theres the video I've been threatening people with since I did the 50K subscriber AMA vide, a 100% serious video about scurvy, frostbite and cannibalism, the disappearance of the Franklin Expedition in the far north. I started writing a bit for fun and threw together a 4 minute intro to see how it feels. Personally, there was not enough Jeff Monson memes in it for my liking.
One day, I will finish this passion project.
Probably.
Anyway, that's all for now! Got some more writing on lineal 3 to while staving off sleep for a bit longer. Take care all, and thank you!
Just freeze,
Nap
Comments
Wayne Scales
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ruatnec66
Christ, I forgot about that abomination of a song. I'm just waiting for the 8 bit version of "my god". Might be a better song than strut.
Napoleon
I will do my best
Napoleon
Oh, donβt think I forgot about ultimate force
Matt
So far so promising. Can't wait. But what is missing is at least three minutes of movie review of Ultimate Force (Imdb still at 2.7)
Napoleon
Iβm sorry, if it helps, maybe go listen to a rickroll instead
Napoleon
I donβt have it in me to be able to stick to a frequent upload schedule so no worries there
Napoleon
Woah!
M E
Great body!
Big head
3 weeks is right around the corner. Iβm glad your content is still quality > quantity, itβs a refreshing change of pace to have periodic uploads, and yours are the best.
Jorge LΓ³pez LeΓ³n
I thought that the metallica ja rule link would take me to a rick roll... Why would you do this?
Nik_W
Please make your videos as long and as numerous as possible. Throw in Valentina and Sapp, who have never been lineal HW champs. Throw in Ashida Kim and Frank Dux, who should have been, had the world been fair. Anything is very welcome.
Frederick Doyon
Fair enough. This kind of suffering is not meant to be experienced alone.
Napoleon
im sorry but if i have to suffer, i will inflict that suffering on others
Napoleon
Full video breakdown coming soon: "I worked for Captain Bligh, he's a fraud" by Christian Fletcher
Frederick Doyon
It's pretty rude to let me know this abomination of a song. I was going through life pretty well π₯
The Bool
Dude just become a channel about maritime calamities. The Batavia, the Essex, the endurance. You could figure out if Christian Fletcher did in fact steal Blighβs coconuts.
Evilscarface
Yeah a where are they now series would be great to watch especially with your take on them buddy π
Napoleon
My watch only displays SAPP TIME
Napoleon
Eventually I probably will! Depends on the fighter though and if they have enough weird/random shit going on to make it interesting π Maybe a where are they now about Conor??
Napoleon
NEVER
Jack Finney
Your Pride videos are some of the best MMA content ever so I'm thrilled to see you returning to it, as well as knowing we're in for more SAPP TIME! Hearing you cover one of the greatest fights in MMA history with more of your wit will be splendid. Take all the time you need, brother. We all know it's always worth the wait.
Mike Oubliette Blake
You can never have too much Sapp time
Evilscarface
So are we to look forward to a part 4 of the lineal title series? π. Also would you consider doing more fighter biopic videos? I hope it's well with the blownapart family ππ.
Daniel
Can't wait .. π It'll be ready when it's ready
Patrick Leonard
Well...he did want to f chuck so clearly a man of passion, right?
