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Mercedes Moné's Feet Interview
🕑 Added 2025-05-29 15:03:04 +0000 UTCFormer WWE Superstar and current AEW TBS champion Mercedes Moné thought she was in for just another normal online interview. But the interviewer at TranchTech (me), had other plans. Now thanks to a very convincing spiral, instead of answering questions about boring old rasslin', Mercedes just can't resist answering questions about a topic that's actually important: her feet!
Swirly: "Is it true that your feet smell like aged gorgonzola?"
Mercedes: "Yes! Especially after a long, hard-fought match. They work up quite the pungent stench. They're so smelly, one time Bayley almost fainted! She got lightheaded and could barely stand up until I put my boots back on. Haha!"
Swirly: "Really? I would've loved to have been there to see that. Then again, I'd probably had actually fainted and would've missed the whole thing... Anyway, how sensitive are your feet? Are they ticklish at all?"
Mercedes: "Oh my god, yessss they are. And everyone thinks it's so funny to tickle them knowing I hate it! This is a message to anyone out there who thinks it'd be a good idea to tickle my feet: I will use them to kick you right in the face!"
Swirly: "Woah! You heard it here first, folks. Be careful around Mercedes grippers~ Last question. You'll be going barefoot in your matches from now on. *SNAP* Isn't that right?"
Mercedes: "I- Yes, that's absolutely right. From this day forward, I'm saying goodbye to boots when I step in that ring. I'm excited to show off my feet every chance I get."
Swirly: "Great! I'm sure your fans will be very happy about that. Thanks for joining me here today for this hypnotic interview, Mercedes. Have a good day, and enjoy your trance~"
Mercedes: "Thanks! I'll be sure to keep serving and obeying TranchTech as the CEO of trance. Bye bye~"
