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Blinx, The Princess Sweeper
🕑 Added 2020-10-16 13:13:46 +0000 UTCIf you haven't played Blinx the Time Sweeper, then here's a little background on it:
It was released in 2002 on the original XBox, where it sold a bit short on its goals. The game features Blinx, this otherworldly cat-like creature that can control time with his magical vacuum of... time. The premise is this world is going to shit because time is out of whack due to these time thieves that are literally just pigs, and when time goes out of whack, it makes time monsters which have the silliest looking designs I've ever seen. The entire game is basically a platformer/shootem up while utilizing these time powers that Blinx has - and it was clunky as all hell. Pretty fun though! It could be pretty unforgiving, and there was little to NO hints about what power you needed for certain platforming puzzles. I beat the whole game, and it took roughly around 6 hours total.
This was one of many of Microsoft's attempts at a recognizable mascot - however, due to the lack of popularity of the game, it kinda fell short. Master Chief was seen as a pretty recognizable, unofficial mascot in the U.S., where in Japan, Blinx was seen as the mascot for a while.
So, of course, here I am, thinking to myself, oh, hey, people on the poll wanted to see vore of this little dipthong, so what will I draw?
Spoiler alert,
This is the end game scene, where Blinx rescues the princess (??) of the land, and says farewell to her before going back to his own world (time place?). However, instead, he insists the princess pays her dues for his services for saving her world :3c
... And he belches out some of the princess' hair. Cause, yknow... hairball |3
Hey, heroes can't save lives on an empty stomach!
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Cinder Flash
devouring a princess as easy as 1, 2, 3, GULP!
