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Jaime's Presidential Updates | August Wrap-Up
🕑 Added 2021-09-01 22:00:04 +0000 UTCDear CRC supporters,
President Jaime here with some new updates for our remote members.
- first the good news, we did get Luna’s mom back and she’s basically ok.
Luna told me her mom is frequently tired now and has to rest often, also that her mom doesn’t remember anything that happened while the Suits were holding her, which is probably for the best.
- now for the bad news. in the course of rescuing Luna’s mom i made a serious error and have put the lives of all those in Poppy Valley at even more risk than usual.
i won’t get into the details since Luna covered the incident very well here: https://twitter.com/CRC_Luna/status/1426906590989410305
i sincerely apologize to everyone and i promise i will do my absolute best to make it up to the residents of Poppy Valley and also the remote CRC.
(actually i wanted to resign in disgrace as club president but Luna punched me repeatedly until i promised i wouldn’t. she’s a good friend.) - we do have some new resources for our investigations, Luna is very proud of her growing drone fleet. I am happy she’s happy although i do question exactly how she used them recently.
you can read about parker and Luna’s encounter with the BEK here: https://twitter.com/CRC_Luna/status/1431074505330503681
- somehow in all the chaos Luna also managed to release the second half of “file 2: the screaming hallway.” you can view it here: https://youtu.be/A46DxmZLxBY
i think that’s all for now.
btw i have been receiving a number of emails and DMs lately from remote members, asking for specific advice on solving conspiracies in their own hometowns.
i’m hoping to start answering these soon, please keep an eye on your email for updates on that.
and do let me know if you personally need any tips on dealing with forest clowns, BEKs, left-handed gnomes, owls, or anything of that nature.
your club president,
Jaime
