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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance

🕑 Added 2024-11-22 05:14:09 +0000 UTC

$P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance$

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rolon96 2810

1000mg edible is where I get a good trip high 😂

Curt

I voted for the guy, but I don’t want to suck him off like you do.

E-money3512

Oh well good. We were all awaiting on your approval

E-money3512

It’s a woman please disregard everyone

E-money3512

Only you mentioned Trump faggot. Great work

Chris Arnold

More like Owen Benjamin Avery

Jack F

Anyone see the elephant graveyard video with Ben 😂😂

Charlie

10mg Avery

whippin

so i’m trans? bc i hate those fags

BlackMetalDT

If 10mg edibles freak you out, then you are lightweight as fuck and you better be careful. One two puff chump with you on weed and pens. Edibles are a gamble.

Jp Stephens

Go to sleep tonight without smoking

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I don’t get why you don’t just destroy and put those comics in their place Ben. It would stop them and they should feel bad about themselves but more Importantly you wouldn’t feel as much resentment— it’s cathartic

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Gay

Curt

I seem to have stirred up the white gays for trump with my science, whoops.

cmears76

Ben " ‘Cali sober” Avery

Stewart

Couple years ago I started eating like a 10 mg edible every night after work. It made simple chores pleasant, I was much nicer to my wife and enjoyed spending time with her( not that I don’t like her. It’s just if I’m not paying attention/ being present, I can become a hermit and isolate myself) It also made me put way more effort into plowing. I was hitting it from the front,back,slow, and fast. Not just my normal lazy from the side. It helped get out of a cycle of replaying work, disputes, and thinking of how I would get revenge. I also during that edible time I wrote each of you messages about how much I loved the things you do and how talented I thought you are. The negatives I kind of lost a year or two I honestly don’t know. My memory from that time is kind of just blank. It all came to an end with two bad, I’m not sure what to call it like ego deaths or deep depression. I had to have my wife hold me while I was in bed crying feeling like nothing mattered a complete depression. I don’t know very embarrassing and funny. I gave them up because of that episode and being baked for that Long is just not practical especially with kids now. I just like smoke a joint before Hockey or going out to a social event. Or smoking a joint before going to the driving range I have had some great epiphany about my swing.

Stewart

I remember listening to something about how your body in the metabolizes edibles. When it goes through your stomach and liver it’s closer to psilocybin/mushrooms or whatever.

Stewart

YouTube David Allan Coe- if that ain’t country

Hank Chill

Chances family being big tobacco was a cool twist

Jp Stephens

Weed is fantastic and beneficial SHORT TERM just SHORT TERM, long term gets extremely gay and lame. Been a complete stoner for multiple periods of time and it's just not the move

Normbugerking

Ate half a pizza to the dome. Smoked 3 blunts. Lp 4 life.

Normbugerking

Kept the routine. What a ep 🤣🤣 glad I waited

Pat Bev

Jace didn’t miss one time, killing it lmao

Snake Taylor

Get em g

Snake Taylor

Shut up faggot 😀

Patrick Wickham

Ben can you please start smoking crack or something that was fuckin gay

Gruntch

Let’s all get N85 masks tattooed to our faces bc we’re true artists!

Sue Edgewater

Yeah in an ideal world, you should stay in a hermetically sealed orb if you’re ill. But don’t sit here and pretend you’ve let being sick stop you from going somewhere you’ve wanted to go. They’re at least trying to marginally help others.

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

If you’re actually contagious stay at home. If you are 24 hours post symptoms go outside. If you are immune compromised play video games

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Because the ones that still comply where it all the fucking time anyway and don’t know what I just said

Jeff

No, that’s just actual cum.

applebot

51:47 Ben finally grew up

Paulie's Walnut

5 minutes in and we already have another platinum Devan rant. These have become my favorite part of the pod. Also, I'm fat and gay and have the word "cum" written in cursive under my bottom lip

Jeff

Israel has a right to defend itself.

Levi

Epic. One upvote to you good sir!

Lord Snake

The devil (Long Island, porcine origin)

Jeff

Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. -Adolf Hitler

Lord Snake

Break on Through (to the other side dish)

Jeff

Bet.

Sue Edgewater

Ad hominem boys…you can’t just call someone highly regarded because they showed you a fact you didn’t like.

Sue Edgewater

I got colorectal cancer after I got ass fucked by the Benjamin Avery. So yeah…I guess I still have to wear one

Sue Edgewater

Thanks Tommy Bahama. I…I try my best.

Sue Edgewater

So how do you know this isn’t a sick person who maybe won’t have another opportunity to see whatever bullshit comedy was going on that night but still trying not to get others sick? In the case that they may be trying to prevent others from illness why be mad at them

Daniel Seckler

Change your fill valve Devan

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Masks are only empirically useful if you have the virus to stop others getting it. There’s not great evidence to show wearing it pre emptively does anything. Also fabric masks which were pushed by friends’ specialist parents are also bullshit, only N95 does anything. The reason why they wear masks in open heart is because of spit

David Eric Ricketts

Kill yourself covid fags! I concur.

dinyl

I was leaving the Elysian Theater last month, after watching an actually good comedian, and who do I see in the lobby waiting for the improv show after? Brett Gelman. I said to my girl “Hey do you recognize this guy? He’s an actor that sucks ass”

Jack F

Ben should not get a fucking pen, he got addicted to no nicotine vaping. It’s too easy to just get high all day with it

Circus Cannon

Finally a rant on how shitty mainstream music is

Canadian pie

You’re retarded

Max Larsen

Cant wait for the show at the Elysian! Sieg Heil!

mortsafe

Devan fucking killed this EP. 'lay lady, Frito lay'

Jonathan Lemkin

Why was Ben at the Thiccc boy studio, how are they going to just no give context to that lmao

2Treez

You must be one of the faggots still wearing masks

2Treez

You must be one of the faggots still wearing masks

Curt

https://www.phc.ox.ac.uk/news/comprehensive-review-confirms-masks-reduce-covid-19-transmission It’s not a political issue, they’re scientifically proven to reduce transmission of respiratory infections.

Tommy Bahama

sue edgelord, congratulations on consistently leaving the gayest comments every week

Sachin Simon

The song has reached its crescendo and Ben’s playing the violin solo, sad to see. That being said, the first 111 episodes he showed great flashes of promise.. 🙏🏾👐🏾🫶🏽

Jonathan Lemkin

False equivalency retard

Grant McCarty

Way to alienate your obese retard jelly roll demo boys. Patreon will be destroyed in no time. I'll be cancelling soon so I can afford my new "maple bar" face tatt Stoked to see what I can become

cucked by god

Ben your fucking great, best episode you’ve ever done

Jason Fontaine

51:32 Ben redeeming himself

Sachin Simon

Nice burner account Ben

John Adams

no outro? sad to see what you’ve become

Caleb Nelson

I’d love someone to open your chest up with a serrated blade faggot

Ky and Lu

Chuck E. Cheese tried to high five me when I was a high teenager at my kid sister's birthday and I missed his hand and he pointed at me and mimed laughing at me. I genuinely wished for that man's death for nearly a decade.

Dylan mcd

Jelly roll and Post Malone slander within the first 15 minutes? We are so fucking back

Young Douche

Ben: Stop saying "yaaaassss!"

Sue Edgewater

For people that get so mad about others policing comedy why do you care so much about people still wearing masks. It’s such a tired take. If you truly think it doesn’t do anything, you should volunteer to have open heart surgery and have your surgeon raw dawg breathing on your open chest.

Billy Bats

Guy named Elliot accuses someone of being gay

Sue Edgewater

I like the pod btw I just think that is funny, and you should too. The boys aren’t actually nazis, they just think like them

Lairry goldestein

Jelly roll me a blunt

Sue Edgewater

When Podcasts allude through ‘comedy’ that non-whites are inferior, literally cackling when blacks and monkeys are brought up in the same sentence - I see no issues Unknown person wears mask around me: I am angered beyond belief and must rant about it on my podcast because how dare they.

Lairry goldestein

Bright and early my brother

Towelieeeee

I’m going thru old episodes There’s like 20 of these where Ben says he needs to save his soul then says something like he hopes a child falls into a wood chipper Every time Ben says he needs to be a better person a nazi gets his wings

Chris Arnold

It’s Stevie B and the Girls!

CrezD

Real lemon-heads put this on at 5AM Friday, west coast time.

Dmitri Margolis

I hate to be a gay fag, but this episode helped me out a lot

the 🐀s gimp

You get it 🫡

HeBro

You should deep dive into Jelly Rolls wife content

Private Jonesy

Thanks Ben

GayAssBen

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO SONG FAGGOT??

Lucas LeCompte

We all are

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Hahahahahahahahah 51:00

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Yeah you can explore your mind pretty well with weed and not need stronger psychedelics, a lot of the SV people act like you need LSD even tho I appreciate all

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

That’s actually hilarious

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

That’s retarded to think 5mg would do nothing and then take 30mg of thc

Andrew Husted

Ben screaming kill yourself faggot while im at work looking at a coworker wearing a mask is priceless. Very good

DreadfulDecaf

I love the part where Ben talks about not being so angry and hateful then proceeds to yell KYS at the top of his lungs

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Cigarettes on cigarettes my momma think I’m gay

Elliot Cruickshank

Cuck bucket …

CuckBucket

Wow very gay. Did your dad make you listen to Jim Morrison while he fucked you?

Jeremy Santos-Paik

Let's get Lemons 🍋

Liam

Ben I have aids please help Me

Elliot Cruickshank

Would’ve been funny about 4 years ago dumbass

Elliot Cruickshank

They’re terrified he will mobilise the trump White House uponst them

Elliot Cruickshank

Tf2 pfp accuses someone of being gay 🤡

Elliot Cruickshank

Omg the cope. Look into laurel canyon and Jared Lettos “mansion” there. How do you think Jim got his boost in Hollywood. Grow up or unsub from the Patreon. You look John knauff if he had aids.

georgedagain

OMG, yeah his dad make these awesome albums? Did Jim participate in his dad’s military career?

georgedagain

Ben in three years doing kettlebells, doing BJJ and hunting elk (still with a bowtie because he’s a fag).

Normbugerking

They are making me have self control so i can keep my routine that's killing me. Unbelievable.

the 🐀s gimp

You fat faggot retard, we have a schedule and YOU GOONED TOO SOON

Elliot Cruickshank

Very true. Redbar and Sam Hyde say n!gger all the time but these frauds just spend hours flirting with saying it acting like it would “end their careers”. Sadly just an over socialisation side effect of living in LA for too long.

Billy Bats

Soccer is the thinking man's game, suck my entire ass you gay guy

Elliot Cruickshank

If you play that game then you need to unsubscribe from the Patreon. KSI on YouTube is the content you should be consuming faggot

Elliot Cruickshank

“Jim Morrison had soul” his dad George Morrison was the American naval commander during the Vietnam war and was involved in the Gulf of Tonkin false flag that started the war. Jim’s entire career is a Laurel canyon cia psyop. Still have to agree that he’s less of a cancer than jelly roll but please, no more praise for that family of frauds.

LoverMan

Jellyroll is like a 400 pound post Malone

Baby Fag

im happe 4 u ben my n word

Calen Lucas

Guys-(and 2 women) The Fazoli Colorado guy took em down. Legalize is basically Italian and he won’t be stepped on. We are going back to Big Country bc I believe he will join the podcast before EOY

Ryan

First!

Calen Lucas

I’m here for DCs roast of Jelly. That shit got me like yoooo

Mike S

Not even 60 seconds in and they're shitting on Jelly Roll, VERY GOOD. I don't even know what he sounds like and I hate him already. If I had known you could make millions of dollars by making your entire personality Post Malone meets Matty Matheson, I would've whipped up that bullshit in 5 seconds, retired, and died already.