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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance

🕑 Added 2024-11-22 05:16:06 +0000 UTC

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baerKub

Ben maybe you could skip the pot brother. You could go get yourself some mushrooms, a coffee grinder, and a scale. Make your own microdose capsules starting with 0.1 gs per dose. Take them 4 days on 3 days off. Once you gain some confidence in the shallow end you could dive a lil deeper with a bigger dose. Or not just an idea 🤷

Patrick

Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader ... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."

Patrick

do you know what's funny, David Bowie was a fascist in the 70s and kind of said some shit like this look it up. There's a photo of him doing a swastika standing up on the back seato of a convertible.

Ridge

Fuck Relly Joll

rolon96 2810

The jelly roll music is awful rather crash into a deer driving to end it in a Pennsylvania back roads

rolon96 2810

Jelly roll music makes me want to drink engine coolant accidentally and it was awful.

rolon96 2810

Devan angry rants are always funny

Gleb Budilovsky

(((Us)))

rolon96 2810

Lmao I almost kurt kobain my self with that song agree with Ben

Ridge

I feel you brother

Isaiah

Do not get a pen! I was hopelessly addicted to pens Ben love you but you’re an addiction inclined person

Clay Ivy

Cmon you can do better than that

TheBostonTickler

I already have your mom and your sister, how many more hoes does one man need?

Jeffrey Herman

Stop trying to control a grown adult because you have no control over your own life. I’m gay!

Joe S

the (((media)))

Clay Ivy

Go get some hoes

TheBostonTickler

L take. if you like that piece of shit song you are worthless.

TheBostonTickler

skill issue. i smoke and run a spartan marathon. you smoke and turn into a pussy. sucks to suck faggot.

TheBostonTickler

his existence may be useless, but he's correct. jace is a big fat faggot who believes he's more talented than he is.

Nathan

I HAVE NO BAAAAAALLS BABY I HAVE NO BAALLS HELP ME😩😩

Robust Duck

What’s the Patreon tier where I can hear Devan get a full sentence out? Cos it ain’t this one…

Blake Williams

Just like Jace (I wanna spread him like butter

ZABO

In case you guys haven’t seen the new yankee in the south. Here it is: https://youtu.be/YNhIsl5oVvs?si=bEppsG8HMViaSCTY

C.C.

like 8th grade level ooft

Ridge

Don’t take it personally Ben. The brown and black peoples have mostly been taught to hate us by the media.

Ridge

The great Daman Wayans said “she was unrapeable”

Ridge

No matter what anyone says, I enjoy the gayest episodes

Ridge

Pastor Ben preaching again.

ConSpicMom

Turd cookie sent mmeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

George Floyd Avery

kill yourself, this comment is useless much like your entire existence

Charlie

I agree, he was even worse when he was rapping. I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy…

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

“Anyone who says anything critical of me is literally Satan”

justin calderara

Jellyroll is a mediocre talent at best that only white retards worship cuz they're gay

a 2nd plane

Jace is a faggot.

Clay Ivy

Also the acid people who brag about ego deaths are really the worst evil hippie dog shit people ever and someone should spike their mushrooms

Clay Ivy

This ep might be the first time I've appreciated Ben's honesty. I smoke everyday and have done since 16 and I think those spiralling thoughts might be the thing that's holding me back in life the most. Confident naturally and made retarded by my addiction to a non addictive drug lmao I'm such a pussy faggot

Clay Ivy

Unfortunately if you're in here it's probably true that you too can't stand to watch the jelly rolls, the teddy swims, or imagine dragons or whatever garbage. It's annoying cause you sound like a supercilious wanker when you say this, but usually if most people like it, it sucks. I mean have you seen Forrest Gump? Ew

Brooks

Agreed but does Devan seem like some that would like Lil Peep?

Clay Ivy

Everyone should be

Jeremy Silver

The amount of times I did more when I should have waited it's the worst feeling. Especially once I stopped for a long time and would try to do it sporadically

Jeremy Silver

Face tattoo for some going into the arts is there equivalent to burning the boats

Brooks

Based on everything Devan said, he should be a huge Lil Peep fan

DeepSlake

After further listening, I take it back. Please forgive me piggies.

Thecableguy9000

he killed 6 gorillion

Brett Thornell

Are Jace’s eyes looking opposite directions?

Mathew Baker

Much love from one 🐖 to another

Brett Thornell

Save me rules…but all of Jelly Roll’s other songs are generic BS

TheSky Guy23

I’m saying it used to be punk rockers, special forces, and criminals had a couple tattoos. Now soccer moms have sleeves, neck, and knuckle tats. I’m not special for not having them 🤣 sounds like a lot of projection here bud

TheBostonTickler

i guarantee most of the people i know who have tattoos are higher than you on your “socio-economic” chart. you sound like a faggot cuck who gets no pussy. you’re not edgy and “counter-culture, you’re a weird pussy.

TheBostonTickler

i love ben so much i have the bottle of sweet tea he chugged onstage at the boston show it is my crown jewel

Ridge

Slob Dylan

Ridge

Great Chance the rapper mock to start off the ep

Nicko Nick

It’s Nick. I looked up a lemon party video on letterboxd one day and you were the only review and your username is D

Rasmusey

Solid advice!

Rasmusey

You three retarded lib cucks! ❤️

D

How do you know me

Nicko Nick

Is that you Don

Jake Novak

🎶Somebody save me, from being a fag, it’s been so long , but I’m still a fag 🎶🎶🎶

Kylie

Kill yourself!!!!!!!! 🤬👹

D

Honestly perfect ending

Jacob Davis

This show is at its PEAK in my opinion, when the gang is making fun of an overrated celebrity who is more famous than them.

Arthur Cady

Do NOT get a pen Ben. Pen's are the cigarettes of getting high and will make you retarded. You would genuinely be better off picking a time of day to relax and eating an edible every day at that time. They make weed "beers" with 1mg of THC per can, you can drink 5 of them and you won't feel much of anything. I think you can get them stronger too

jake

Really like the color coordinated clothing that matches the lighting. This is why I pay 5 dollars a month to watch this

Mongoloid Strength

Jellyroll is for divorced suburban dads who just lost their twice a month weekend custody of their kids because they got popped for their 2nd DWI with kids in the back seat. They listen to his music while posting religious quotes on Facebook about how “God has a plan for them”

Special Ed class

Ben getting destroyed by weed is great. It’s really gay but as a long time smoker. The anxiety really is something deeper kicking you in the ass to fix something. When you don’t get that you know shits going good

Kylie

Oh yes please!

Special Ed class

Post Malone at least seems to have people around him trying. Jelly roll seems like he’s some Jews pet to laugh at

Rasmusey

Y’all retarded af

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Kenneth Cadieux

I’m glad people get something positive from Jellyroll but the only way that man could entertain me is if there’s a YouTube video of him driving off a cliff on fire.

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

The self doesn’t exist it’s a narrative you can alter at any moment predicated on genetic behavioural tendencies

itsalwaysrighthere123

No, the music is trash. There's no doubt about it. Van Morrison is still alive. Fuck Jellyroll.

Knuckin Futz

KYSFGT brought to you by Ben Avery

DHexus23D

Loved the video episode. Also loved the trump and anti-trump episodes. And if you don’t get it fuck you.

Knuckin Futz

Gotta show up for the jellyroll hate sorry

scronyx

51:25 - 52:10 This is why Ben is great

Walk4depression

That trump episode wasn’t bad because it was you guys talking bad about trump, it was that you guys spent 2 hours on a single topic.

Geo Zawsum

Devin just bend the rod down that holds the float. The valve isn't shutting fully. Love you guys kick ass.

Everyone Is Going To Hell

THANK YOU for dropping the Video, I don't watch it 90% of the time but I need it to adjust the volume while I'm working. I do sales so I need the extra audio adjuster to get it right

Towelieeeee

He talked about it on the live stream on his new website he brought on an author to discuss it too

MrMike

yes.

MrMike

Are asexual furry femboys welcome here?

MrMike

The problem with tattoos is people started to look at it like some sort of hobby. Like if you care more about getting a tattoo than what the tattoo is your fucking gay. Just get into CBT or sounding and get it over with.

MrMike

Hope Jelly Roll sees this brother.

MrMike

If Ben has a stoner phase he should get dreds

DeepSlake

Just started the ep. Now I have a side quest while I listen

David castro

Missed opportunity to say “hackistani”

DeepSlake

Love the show but you’re ass wrong on Jellyroll’s music. He’s goofy but got soul, brotha.

ListenToTheBellGrossbard

Blob Dylan is top tier stuff

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

And ben 90% of the listeners feel the exact same about you as when they first got into the show/ TD. You’re one of the best in the biz

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Not a bad theory for a non smoker about taking you back to your childhood but it’s a false correlation. Weed enhances reality often resulting in a renewed sense of curiosity, for both the internal and external world. That just mimics the child like curiosity one felt, but it doesn’t necessarily take you back. It only takes You back if your childhood issues are unresolved and it brings the back of the mind to the forefront as Devan described. Remember weed is psychoactive (I.e mind altering) it’s effecting your perception of reality, not reinstating a previous world

Johnny Malloy

NYTimes best seller list is such a sham. That was all her agent’s doing

Johnny Malloy

Jace getting high six years ago? Hmm…was that the premise for the classic “You’re the reason there’s traffic” sketch Devan and Jace did?

Johnny Malloy

Ben is 100% correct about whatever you hate being a roadmap back to yourself. Once you realize that you don’t have to change who you are completely. You just have to augment yourself so you improve yourself and worry less about whoever else you target if the moment is. By the way, I’ve always operated under the assumption the three of you guys are just amplifying who you are for the show. I don’t think you truly care about these things you rage about. Except comedy. You guys seem to feel strongly about that.

Dogburndan

Why does Ben think he has so many haters?

Roach Giggins

😹

DankHill

Don’t think for a second me and the Jace boys will let you slander the Original Jace-ter like that. You’ve been warned.

John Synnott

great ep

John O

Ben, I had a similar experience after my daughter was born. I think it happens to people in their 30s at some point, but my parents not really trying to see our kid and basically not helping out at all (despite them acting like they would) really made me morbid. I really started to realize how much my dad needs a mood stabilizer and some reality check on how he's treated his family for years. It wasn't anything abusive per se, but just a constant screaming ball of anxiety.

Ned

Anne Frank went triple platinum though

BlackMetalDT

Freaking out on 10mg is faggot no mans land

John O

Hello beautiful baby jirl

Connor

I wanna hear Ben's thoughts on Cormac's 16 year old muse. Love Cormac and LP and need to hear the country's foremost McCarthy scholar's take.

Cobb Webs

Great episode folks. 🍻

DreadPirateRoberts

smoke actual weed you pansies

Ja_ser

Jelly Roll is music for guys who think only getting probation is a win

Ben Avery

They’re bad

Patric Davis

🤭

Patric Davis

🅱️🐈

comixbrainz zzz

This machine kills Mountain Dew

Patric Davis

nah uh

George Floyd Minion

When it’s a free video ep I just know we’re gonna hear some good slurs!

Charlie

First half hour might be the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever heard 😂 “Jelly Roll is fat gay retard, sell out, making shit music” “I got high and realized yadda yadda, and people want to see me fail”…. What do you think Jelly Roll is singing about?… exactly what you said after calling him gay.. But Ben nailed it about seeing in others about what you actually see in yourself!

Davy Jones Locker

Ben when you said you hated Jewish writers, I….i just felt complete…. Thank you…

Gilgamesh

Sure, but wanting to be "counter culture" ain't exactly something to flex either. Especially if you're not getting tats specifically because others have them. I think face tats are retarded too but honestly - so what? Kinda tired of retards raving about how only their brand of retardation should be acceptable

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Devan, the Post Malone music rant saved me

justin calderara

Ben you seriously need to take an edible and do a live stream once a month. I need to to introspective, empathic Ben giving thoughtful dialog in between videos people send you of the most retarded people to ever exist. Please make this happen for us

cutris alexander

Good episode, also I'm incredibly gay

Tony

51:42

WifiMindControl

LSD is derived from THC. Fucktard.

WifiMindControl

We get it, you're gay

rackell

WOOOO

Jake Hall

“knockin on denny’s door” killed me

Lauchlan Cheney-Seymour

Ahh, the drippins. 🤤

tizm

I take an edible and I just have the shits the next day, the devil was in my all along I guess

Smokey Brockton

Devan being pissed at these scribble faces gives me hope to keep going

Tony

Love when Devan is angry🤣

Ambientus

He in fact, does not

X__andy

Friday baby! thanks lads! 🍋🎉✌🏾✌🏾🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Jelly Roll kicks ass, unsubbed!

T K

Soaking up the Alex Edelman hate. A real piece of shit!

Ryan Blankenship

Retardation is original sin

Funny Donor

27:18 let Ben finish his thought. Then allow us to register what he says Jace. Wow! You’re basically telling him shut up before he even finishes his thought. FIX IT

TheSky Guy23

If Ben's gay we're all gay. And I'm 100% with Devan on the tattoos, at this point I only have 2 friends that aren't covered in them. If you want to get them, feel free and some do look cool. People should be aware that you are wearing your socio-economic identity on your skin and self-identifying as unwelcome in polite society. 10 years ago they were still cool and edgy, but now that everyone's covered in them it is more "counter culture" (yes I am gay) to not have any at all

Harrison Friedman

Finally the targeted harassment I’ve been yearning for

Ambientus

God dammit Ben, would you stop being this super introspective fag? When you let the rage and emotion get the best of you it's ok. Its not an issue, matter fact it's great for the show when you fly off the handle over something no other person seems to care about. Let it all out here, it will keep you even keeled out in reality.

Not my gov name anymore thank God

Fucking hate that jellyroll guy

Curt

https://youtu.be/39pZXKQb-NA?si=8mKZ9V1CPCFbL4vu I just thought Ben should be aware of this song.

Tony Carbs

Very Very Very Good

WifiMindControl

35:00 Ben narcissisticly projecting onto the comment section and other people... yeeeeesh.

Chad

Weed is gay do acid.

Roach Giggins

What a huge faggot 🫵🤠

l l

Feed Ben RSO and watch him descend into madness.

Benjamin Schlegel

Sturgill helped post malone with that song...

Play Clemons

You guys really need to get out of that bubble of LA. You only think rap and hip hop is art 😂

Seymour Buetts

I’m full, hungover, and have a headache, going to listen to the boys scream at me while I nap. Peace

Sloth

I almost clapped at 51min so true

Ned

It’s a brave new world out there

T-Swzzle

I did not get sucked this morning but at least I have the pod (still wake up wishing I was dead)

JMow

Is this a safe space to say that hate watch is a fully gay porn lifestyle podcast? Did I dream it?

BustCohle

What a joy to get this shee early fam bliss up cuh we in da clouds ded n gay

Austyn

“I like yellow wolf.”

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Been just discovering what projection is through edibles lol

ThatGuyTobias

I'm in St. Louis at the moment looking at the gateway arch of racism , it's awesome.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

He will beat the gay out of us

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Thank you Ben, seeing the notification this morning made me squirt.

E L î

Where's Fridays episode? This was released on Thursday, pal. I ain't no dummy

alexander

Every time Ben starts talking too much about himself podcast gets fucking boring!

Phil Sidock

More comedy battles from "Machine Gun Benny." 🍋🍋🍋🔫

Russ Sibbison

Frito Lay lady lay - Devan needs his own podcast.

Monster MW

There is video of him at a Gathering of the Juggalos watching some chick get railed Chanting “fuck that bitch“ alongside a crowd of people And he used to speak in Ebonics like five years ago Basically the same thing

DoughBoyD

you are gay

Evan

You can't make your own decisions?

Gina

Ben 'I've read half of one philip roth book' avery: "I hate Jewish writers"... meanwhile many little jews came up with that bible he loves so much

comixbrainz zzz

Ben doesn’t get into anything half-ass, the next episode he’ll be a full blown Shaman who leads Ayahuasca ceremonies.

Stefan

Hail Ben, Hail our people!

Mike Cardella

Blob Dylan

Knuckin Futz

Nutter butter 😂😂😂😂

Knuckin Futz

Face tattoos are coool you just don’t get them Devin

DankHill

Just got back from the Slurplus Store with a bunch of freeze dried n-words and a klan outfit made from an emergency blanket and I'm greeted with a free vid ep? Nice.

Niqqafeels

Is this cool or stupid?

Baby Fag

im happy 4 u ben my nw ord

Johnny O

Hell yeah

Ratsnest

Sad. Drink 6 or 7 Coke Zeros and lock in

Dirty Clamski

Devans tirade on face tattoos makes me question if there is anything that gives him true joy

NAZ

Joe Rogan should start a band and save music

Ben Avery

i actually had dthe idea with the small space we had to get a keyboard stand so i could have multiple levels of shi

Ben Avery

bro im still on cairo station

Ratsnest

Ben, chill with the early release. I'm trying to kill the Scarab on Metropolis in Halo 2, on legendary, and I'm all out of rockets. Can't watch rn

Jared Eagles

every good boy deserves fudgeroll

GayRetard360noscope

Spread my butt and cum inside. I’m Gay by the way.

Half Life 3

I nominate Lemonparty for attorney general.

Poon Don

Niggas hate my pussy

Poon Don

Damn I can't wait to get fucked

Nomadic Hermit

There i was, a dark room with only my face illuminated by the glare of the google screen. My sweats were bunched up around my ankles. I thought about not typing rape into the bar but what's one more time, really? My fingers hesitated momentarily and then not so at all. Yeah I found nothing.